Oh no Elon, is the company that is horribly unprofitable and laden with so much debt in trouble because investors no longer have unlimited cash to pour into your over hyped priuses and want to know Tesla’s path to profitability?

I guarantee you Elon’s narcissism will end with him in prison for Enron levels of book cooking.

Tesla just posted positive EPS today, get rekt nerd, Tesla is a real company.

Enron. That’s all I’m going to say

Your're welcome to buy puts on TSLA.

My MSFT calls are doing just fine

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You're mentally deficient for thinking Tesla is like Enron but at least you aren't challenged enough to buy options on that asperger stock. Also let's hope msft doesn't stall at open tmrw 🤕 😳 a few Ks on that

Aw cute

good call, wish I had bro.

I'm not here to cancel or bully you.

Oh, Eugene... you disappoint me - lmao

His entire purpose in life was to cancel derumpf which he hopelessly failed to achieve. He is ded2me

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(1/2) Anyone who writes serial tweets is a ret@rd.

(2/2) And Eugene is the King of Serial Tweets

And his startup idea was so cool too. Fucking idiot had to ruin everything by getting fired from his residency.

Why was he fired, by the way? Wikipedia won't say.

Sexual harassment. It is why he is divorced now. The irony

Did he actually though? Because ... well, ya know.

I mean it could be some crazy bitch trying to pin him. That would be just as funny. But the dude seems creepy.

https://www.theverge.com/2019/3/5/18147216/eugene-gu-twitter-social-justice-activism-abuse-sexual-assault

Imagine how disappointed his parents are.

Having a child who was as close to being a practicing doctor as you can be but was dismissed from their residency for hitting whamen must be seppuku-fuel for Asian parents

The Virgin Eugene Gu vs the Chad Jonathan Kim.

Isn't that the fake doctor? He is taking a death number from one day and the "extrapolating" that it means 1.8 million dead from just that one day?

He also claimed that it was "just a cold bro" when it was first discovered. Infact, he said that right until t*ump said something like "we can get through this" dude is such a grifter

If you're not morbidly obese and above the age of 50 it's literally just the flu.

I don't think it was 5,000 per day but the actual number is not far off, about in teh range of 2,000 to 2,500 per day, averaged.

So, the actual extrapolation might be 800,000 per year which is a lot, to be fair.

But as everything in US, all numbers are either made up or inflated.

So, the actual extrapolation might be 800,000 per year which is a lot, to be fair.

Anything to fix traffic. I say shoot for 6 million.

That's also assuming that the rate of infections and subsequent deaths would remain the same. Which is unlikely.

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elon drunk-tweeting at 1am

I envy his lifestyle. I wanna be so important that shitposting on LSD is a SEC violation.

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big brain eugene the cuchk says 1.8 million people are going to die. lmao

Eugene Gu™ is not a real person. “Eugene” is a bot programmed to collect data on Twatter drama.

NOO NOT THE HECCIN BOOMERINOOS NOT THE HECCIN VALID OCTEGARIANORINOOOS THEY HAD 5 MORE MONTHS TO LIVE

What leftoids don't get is that if the economy collapses, people will die from that too. Suicides, starvation and more. The first thing that happened during tbe great depression was traders flinging themselves out of windows as their entire life's fortune evaporated.

they have no idea how their tendies get to their suburban homes, and no idea that that process is actually "the economy". they think the economy is some billionaires wearing monocles and cackling on piles of gold coins.

The first thing that happened during tbe great depression was traders flinging themselves out of windows as their entire life's fortune evaporated.

That sounds good for drama actually

Imagine thinking that lefties give a shit about "traders" killing themselves.

Well, if we stay on this trajectory, a quarter of Subsaharan Africa will be facing starvation by the year's end. In fact, some countries could start getting hit by famine in as little as two months. We're talking about an entire continent full of good, decent, God-fearing, hard-working people, who would never dream of getting verified on Tw!tter, getting their lives ruined, losing the socioeconomic progress that countries like Angola and Rwanda have made, and having to bury their children, all because the most gluttonous nations on Earth decided that it was more important to let octogenarians enjoy another couple golden years on dialysis.

I know that it's not cool to seethe on /r/drama, but this is genuinely outrageous. #stayhomesavelives will literally kill an unfathomably vast number of people if we don't come to our senses now.

Well, if we stay on this trajectory, a quarter of Subsaharan Africa will be facing starvation by the year's end. In fact, some countries could start getting hit by famine in as little as two months. We're talking about an entire continent full of good, decent, God-fearing, hard-working people, who would never dream of getting verified on Tw!tter, getting their lives ruined, losing the socioeconomic progress that countries like Angola and Rwanda have made, and having to bury their children, all because the most gluttonous nations on Earth decided that it was more important to let octogenarians enjoy another couple golden years on dialysis.

Other than octegenarians enjoying something, which part of this am I supposed to want to stop?

Yeah, the first world countries had no incentive to help Sub-Saharan Africa before and they sure as hell do not now.

Maybe, but are you really gonna sacrifice Africa to make some fat enbie with a blue checkmark happy?

You've got a point. After all, fat Americans do consume ten times the resources as a poor African.

Besides, Paul Kagame is based and Rwanda was on track to become a middle-income economy before this disaster started.

I'm not just talking about traders. Regular people can quickly lose the will to live when all seems lost. And when this gets really bad, it will. "Party of the workers" my ass. They won't even let us work and provide for our families.

Sorry for the seethe posting lmao

The traders you talk about don't even vote for lefties.

im not concerned about traders jumping out of skyscrapers, but people having so little money they will have to resort to shooting stray cats and calling it “roof rabbit” when they eat it is a grim picture. the great depression was fucked up

These people will get a one way ticket to LA to live on Skid Row. Don't worry about them.

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Imagine game ending because of immediate conditions. Save some money you poorcel

Slave massa Elon make a funny!

Funny how there were 0 coronaviruses before Bobby Shmurda went to prison. Just saying

This dude is only pissed his Tesla employees are chillin at home

He knows that Tesla doesn't have the cash nor credit line to survive another month of shutdown. And he certainly doesn't want some investor buying in and stealing his girlfriend.

You would too if you spent the first 45 years of your life being a nerd and were then getting your brain fucked out by some freaky art howw.

The emperor has no clothes.

Tesla just posted another quarter of profit lmao

I haven't lived in the US for a few years now but as I remember it a quarter isn't a very large amount of money

me no like elon man. he say go space? space no real. how space be real? there nothing off ground. sky fragile, hit sky sky break. he scam, he danger. elon man rocket destroy dinosaur, now he destroy human when hit sky.

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Lmao, he has deus ex cover as profile pic. Decent.

Oh they are fighting for their freedom to have their lungs blasted.

Smartest men in the world

Leave that title to someone like Terence Tao, not a mechanical engineer that know how to run business.