My b*yfr**nd c*lls m* * r*t*rd b*c**s* of p*ly*m*ry

1  2020-04-29 by bigseedbell

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OP IS A DIRTY NP LINKER SHAME THEM

r/drama jannies: do not comment or vote in linked threads

Also r/drama jannies: OMG how could you post an np link 😧😨😰😱😭

We've historically been against NP for many reasons. The admins are also.

Only dirty SRDines NP link and SRDines must be shamed at every chance.

I literally don’t care, I’m just trying to be funny so I can get validation from people in the form of upvotes so I can not be miserable for at least 5 seconds.

I mean yeah lmao clean it up janny

Not even SRDines NP link anymore I believe.

I deadass still don't know what NP links mean

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Why do dramoids thing they're so funny when they start replying to each other in linked threads🙄🙄🙄

"People" that go into linked threads to spam forced /r/drama memes are lower than the kids who literally speak twitch emotes in real life.

that's not very kappa of you pogchamp pepeFrogSad

Whats np? Sorry for being dumb

Stands for natural penis

Hahha. I found it out eventually!

It's the Nepalese subdomain for reddit.

OUT OUT OUT

2020 is the era where you can sleep around with a ton of people, get knocked up and not know who the father is, get into an argument with the man who loves you about your promiscuous ways and still be able to go online and have a bunch of internet strangers validate that you are indeed the victim...

No, this is on the guy here.

He hooked up with a chick that was already in an open relationship before he ever met her and somehow thought that she would stop wanting that in the future. He fucked up big time.

She's pretty dumb, but its not like she really did anything wrong beyond stick around with a guy that was sexually incompatible with her for too long. That and getting knocked-up, but thats mainly because she's dumb.

Yeah, this guys mistake was staying with polytard knowing she'd been fucking his manwhore friend. You can take the gal out of the whorehouse but you can't take the whorehouse out of the gal

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I think Hitler might have had the right idea, just the wrong demographic.

He realized that at the end and showed us whose really at fault.

Women.

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Good Morning

We have so many constructive discussions and he gets my points and argumentations but in the end he's always still like "I understand, but no f***ing around, you can only love one person!" so... I'm kinda desperate about this.

She is literally a compulsive cheater, she doesn't even have one specific person in mind, she just wants to be able to cheat and that being taken away from her is making her angry. Good morning gas all women thank you for your time.

I had have sooooo many opportunities to cheat on him but I never did,

You obviously didn't read the thread cuz shes never cheated on him which apparently makes her some kind of hero

You obviously didn't read

You are correct.

Not all women but this one and everything she stands for is a joke

What is not ok for me is how he deals with my sexuality.

Is being a sl*t a sexuality?

That threw me off too...

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Haha this is classic. They are all instantly calling for his ableist blood in the comments. He called you a r*tard, he’s abusive and controlling sweat get out!

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"I don't know which of you is the father so I'll just kill the kid lmao"

This is the definition of behavioral sink. Hell, the whole post is.

Rat city is more and more relevant as time goes by.

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Are the comments in that thread satire or serious bucause I cannot fucking tell. So much use of “umm, sweaty”, “yikes”, and “red flag” its gotta be trolls

I deeply suspect a whole lotta LARP on that sub. It's the new r/relationshipadvice

Those ones are definitely satire and definitely fucking hilarious.

When did being poly become like being gaaehy. You're not born with it you're just a sloot

You're not born gay either.

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Fuck off n1gger bot

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np link

Y I K E S

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I'm a pre-op trans man. This means I'm a guy who, unfortunately, got stamped with a big "F" on my birth certificate because of what's between my legs.

There are plenty of trans guys are okay with vaginal sex. There are also plenty who aren't. This is fine, not all of us are bothered by the same things and my experience is not universal. I just happen to usually be the latter. Hardly do I ever want to use the front hole. I can't even call my own by its most common names, I'm stuck with "front hole."

Luckily, by the time I figured this boundary out, I was already obsessed with anal. Plugs, gaping, extreme/odd insertion, double anal penetration, you name it. I just hadn't really tried it yet.

So, being the anal noob I was, I popped the head of one of my toys into my butt with no lube. Lesson learned, unless you're willing to work through the pain (which I did because I'm a stubborn bastard), don't.

After the pain subsided, I took another four inches, left it inside, and took a bullet vibe to my bottom growth. 10/10 would recommend. I figured I should try to work my way up the next time and bought a 3/4" wide butt plug. And then a 1 1/4" jeweled plug (my favorite). And now I can rapidly pop a 2" plug in and out of my backside until I'm trembling if I take five minutes to stretch. Can't tell you how proud I am of that!

Usually I'll just put one of the toys from my growing dragon's horde in my ass, grab my strongest vibrator, and search for whatever I'm in the mood for and see where it leads. At some point I got into watersports, and I thought, "Well, it's not the most uncommon kink." That combined with my anal fixation and led me to piss enemas, and that led to a farting fetish.

Completely normal progression. Only a shame that its faux-bussy

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I hope that whoever created you gets 🦀s from a £10 hoor!

Cor blimey guv'nor you spend ten of the Queen's crowns on a hoor? Crikey; down the docks me an' my mate c'n get a good run up and down the apples and pairs for less than a shilling and the fella wot done us was a right fancy lad- he even still had two of his own teeth!

I woz walking like I had the bow bells in me trousers for a fortnight, no mistake squire.

Then it's back to our jobs as Comissioning Editors for the BBC where we greenlit £50 million of the licence fee to a documentary series about Iranian gender fluid Mooslim dissident asylum seekers. Then we covered up more peadofile crimes committed by our pals in the media.

Cheerio!

Fucking cockneys. No cunt watches the BBC now you nonce apologist. Choke on your pie & mash you degenerate cunt!

Also....where did you say that Dock was mate? And what times best to meet the fancy lad?

Hactually I fink you'll chek all da young peeps in england natta dig dis nowadays.

Ad rither spen aw ma days wi a fifer thin hae te lissin tae tha' pish iver agin d'ye ken

So he never does anything bad, is a good boyfriend, but won't let you fuck around? RED FLAGS SWEATY.

The mental gymnastics they go to in order to avoid admitting they are a cheater are incredible.

Some guy on Kiwifarms said it best, and I'll quote him here:

There's also a wide streak of hipster-ism in sex, where the weirder you are, the cooler you are. Geeks have a tendency to mistake "less mainstream" for "better," and to conclude that sex that least resembles the mainstream is both the sexiest and the most virtuous.

he's spot-on with that assessment

why are the comments so supportive if the post is at 31%?

A guy gets into a relationship with a whore, thinking he'll be the one to change her. zzz

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I think yet he did not get the point of my sexuality and that poly is not only about sex with random people and I don't know how to explain it

  1. You don't feel wrong sleeping with other people
  2. You think "mono" people just naturally feel like not sleeping with more than one person they find attractive

What does she think the rest of us think and feel about sex jfc

I mean, you shouldn't be with anyone who casually uses ableist slurs

Of course, you should immediately break up with your partner if they ever call anyone a r*tard at any point. It's perfectly normal and not at all fucking insane