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Bongs have devolved into a subspecies of handwringing SRDine. There is no salvaging them. Do their police have nothing better to do that fuss about people in funny costumes?
I think it's because British people have been beating this snot out of Indians, n*ggers, natives, abos, arabs, and 50 million shrieking opium-using chinamen for 400 years and when the US told them to stop they just turned on themselves.
Listen, I'm not bashing Britons. As a matter of fact they were at their best with a Martini–Henry in one hand and a pith helmet in the other. I'm just saying that maybe their zeal was turned into self-hatred when the US put them in a straitjacket.
The US didn't "put us in a straitjacket" such a belief is ridiculous, Britain makes plenty of decisions against US interests, and has stood up to America.
Although no offenses have been committed at this time, officers are keen to trace the individual in order to provide words of advice about the implications of his actions on the local community
God, imagine living in the UK where you can't even dress up as a bird without the popo knocking on your door.
I honestly want to travel to Britain and just behave as offensively as possible. Judging by videos I've seen, you can be rude as shit to British cops and as long as you haven't actually broken the law, they won't do anything to you.
You could probably conquer the entire country that way. Just barge your way into parliament and say that you're the new prime minister. Brits, faced with the mortal challenge of having to provide the slightest bit of societal pushback, are powerless. As long as you can survive the 45 minutes of passive-aggressive tutting that follows, you're in the clear.
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What kind of r-slur would be afraid of that guy anyway? Like AHHHHHHH NOOOOO SCARY COSTUME!!! Do these people shit themselves in terror every Halloween?
I can’t help but feel like people like that have had abusive childhoods. It’s the social equivalent of smearing faeces on the walls. Intentionally doing things that are weird and unpleasant for everyone involved just to provoke (justified) negative attention.
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7 SpurmKing 2020-05-01
Bongs are the fucking worst. They actually think their silly and backwards country is better than the USA
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0 automatic_cluck 2020-05-01
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7 RochelleH 2020-05-01
This person is fucking great. I want one of these, hopefully to walk around nursing homes and other high risk groups.
5 trexmundi 2020-05-01
Bongs have devolved into a subspecies of handwringing SRDine. There is no salvaging them. Do their police have nothing better to do that fuss about people in funny costumes?
5 ClementineChime 2020-05-01
Oi, we just want to have a chat with him mate. Noy need to be alawmed.
3 AreYouDeafOrWhat1 2020-05-01
I think it's because British people have been beating this snot out of Indians, n*ggers, natives, abos, arabs, and 50 million shrieking opium-using chinamen for 400 years and when the US told them to stop they just turned on themselves.
1 liamw-a2005 2020-05-01
Typical Amerimutt arrogance.
1 AreYouDeafOrWhat1 2020-05-01
I'm Australian tho
1 liamw-a2005 2020-05-01
You're the ones to talk eh?
1 AreYouDeafOrWhat1 2020-05-01
Listen, I'm not bashing Britons. As a matter of fact they were at their best with a Martini–Henry in one hand and a pith helmet in the other. I'm just saying that maybe their zeal was turned into self-hatred when the US put them in a straitjacket.
1 liamw-a2005 2020-05-01
The US didn't "put us in a straitjacket" such a belief is ridiculous, Britain makes plenty of decisions against US interests, and has stood up to America.
1 AreYouDeafOrWhat1 2020-05-01
Name a single time Britain has done anything against the US that mattered since after WW2, I dare you.
1 liamw-a2005 2020-05-01
Not joining in Vietnam?
1 AreYouDeafOrWhat1 2020-05-01
Wow you sure showed them
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4 knuckledowntown 2020-05-01
Fucking Bongs. Pathetic. Their police force are absolute cringe.
4 a_jill_sandwich 2020-05-01
As a resident Bong, I feel that I should point out that people in Norfolk are subhuman and therefore of course would be alarmed by someone in cosplay.
3 ironicshitpostr 2020-05-01
no.
Also reported for being a bong.
1 a_jill_sandwich 2020-05-01
Report button doesn't work for me as I was here for the JewDank days.
1 doddlefrotting 2020-05-01
Don't forget the negro Welsh filth old bean
2 KaaraRaven 2020-05-01
God, imagine living in the UK where you can't even dress up as a bird without the popo knocking on your door.
5 Can_The_SRDine 2020-05-01
I honestly want to travel to Britain and just behave as offensively as possible. Judging by videos I've seen, you can be rude as shit to British cops and as long as you haven't actually broken the law, they won't do anything to you.
10 york_york_york 2020-05-01
You could probably conquer the entire country that way. Just barge your way into parliament and say that you're the new prime minister. Brits, faced with the mortal challenge of having to provide the slightest bit of societal pushback, are powerless. As long as you can survive the 45 minutes of passive-aggressive tutting that follows, you're in the clear.
3 Can_The_SRDine 2020-05-01
What a fool Napoleon was, all he needed to do was sail across the channel on his own, go to London, and start being rude to people.
1 liamw-a2005 2020-05-01
Would you not say Brexit was societal pushback yank subhuman?
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1 snallyfagster 2020-05-01
What kind of r-slur would be afraid of that guy anyway? Like AHHHHHHH NOOOOO SCARY COSTUME!!! Do these people shit themselves in terror every Halloween?
2 Odd-Boss 2020-05-01
Im starting to think that shariah will make the UK more free.
1 SnapshillBot 2020-05-01
I can’t help but feel like people like that have had abusive childhoods. It’s the social equivalent of smearing faeces on the walls. Intentionally doing things that are weird and unpleasant for everyone involved just to provoke (justified) negative attention.
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1 AugustinesBitchBoy 2020-05-01
I can picture what this fine English gentleman must look like
1 Jimbo_B_Beterson 2020-05-01
What a pathetic country
1 Aishas_9yo_Consent 2020-05-01
He was heard muttering "I am the cure"
1 devotedrat17 2020-05-01
Lmao, grown up bongs using f*ids to cover up their fear.