r/drama: Captain leaf has triggered the Amerifats. Gunfags in shambles

9 MiltonFriedmanisbae1 2020-05-01

Im a gunfag and im honestly surprised canada still has guns. Their leader is that one dude in high school who was in cheerleading

6 Ohsbar 2020-05-01

He was a theatre geek and blackface enthusiast.

4 ThinkingOnce 2020-05-01

Not only cheerleading, but also drama teacher and snowboard instructor. But then, the Conservatives thought it would be a great idea to run this guy against PM blackface:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q_V76k5xa4c

That "hey" to that blonde chick made him a virgin again.

4 Can_The_SRDine 2020-05-01

Because Canadian conservatism is the saddest thing on Earth. And "Canadian nationalism" simply doesn't exist. There are nationalists who happen to be from Canada, but they're American nationalists, and they would whоre Canada out without a second's hesitation if America ever made a serious attempt at an Anschluss.

2 Steakdabait 2020-05-01

Keep going

4 Can_The_SRDine 2020-05-01

Okay, okay, I should’ve admitted that Canada is actually home to three different kinds of nationalist.

The ice-burgers who secretly dream of becoming the 51st state
Inuits who want Nunavut to merge with Greenland.
The French

There. There are many ways to be a nationalist of Canadian citizenship. None of them involves “Canadian nationalism.”

2 DaYooper 2020-05-01

The French

Ugh, awful

1 goldfish_memories 2020-05-01

Duex

1 Steakdabait 2020-05-01

More~

2 Can_The_SRDine 2020-05-01

I’ve said all there is to say. Canada is only home to three people.

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1 Kat_B0T 2020-05-01

They have no need to own firearms. They can’t even legally defend themselves under any circumstance. Their is a presumption of guilt, even if you shoot a guy raping your wife

1 SupaDupaFlyAccount 2020-05-01

When you say cheerleading do you mean beating up conservative senators that will later become a bouncer at a titty bar? Because that happened.

https://youtu.be/XuSpZ3_5pTc

1 Seattle_Bussy_Lmao 2020-05-01

The police won’t save you...

...but America will 😎

1 kermit_was_wrong 2020-05-01

that one dude in high school who was in cheerleading

You mean that one dude in high school who fucked all the cheerleaders.

2 Lo_Fi_Liam 2020-05-01

i honestly don’t care please ask me before posting again

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Seems to me like it's you who are the triggured one, chumbo.

1 Ohsbar 2020-05-01

Didn't know amerifat was a slur

2 ShitTornadoToOz 2020-05-01

Lmao looking at the amount of comments you made in that thread it seems like you're the one triggered here

1 Ohsbar 2020-05-01

i enjoy picking on burgers about fucked up shit in burgerland

1 Lord_Sticky 2020-05-01

We don’t even think about you

7 OnTehFull 2020-05-01

Considering you spent most of today sperging about how a country you don’t live in has tightened gun laws that don’t affect you I beg to differ.

1 A4HighQualityPaper 2020-05-01

Ameripoors are always triggered. Most fragile nation on earth

1 Aishas_9yo_Consent 2020-05-01

It's funny how 4% of the world's population is responsible for 50% of internet butthurt

2 newcomer_ts 2020-05-01

Ever since taking office, Trudeau's political action is to restrict, reduce or ban shit.

There is really nothing that stands out as leadership in a sense of breaking new grounds or bringing a vision to the masses.

It's just endless "can't do this, can't do that", really annoying.

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1 canad1anbacon 2020-05-01

He literally legalized weed lol

1 newcomer_ts 2020-05-01

Simple minds require simple fix, I suppose.

1 pmmeyourpossums 2020-05-01

Bruh you’re on reddit, let’s not pretend anyone here isn’t simpleminded.

1 pmmeyourpossums 2020-05-01

No one seethes like Amerifats when someone doesn’t agree with them about guns lol

1 SnapshillBot 2020-05-01

Don't even try to kinkshame me. My kinks are my business.