I'm not even sure what your point is. Yeah I'd rather sleep with a dakimakura of my waifu Renge-chan than with some random 3D slut but that doesn't mean I'm desperate, it's the opposite, it implies that I have standards.

Snapshots:

1. Dank - archive.org, archive.today

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Is this AHS's new method of taking over a subreddit they don't like?

Very good. I am going to invest a lot of time, effort and talent into creating a famous persona called "Drama" and then, once sufficiently famous, send a similar message to the mods of r/drama, then FINALLY I can be a r/drama jannie and look my dad in the eye and tell him I have made it.

I didnt think that this could be AHS. Makes sense tho because why the fuck would he care some small subreddits?

AHS wouldn't be able to get through an entire message impersonating him without slipping in some "covert dog whistles" they think all rightoids would use.

"Aye, I am Count Dankula. The time is 13:50pm my fellow alt righters." etc

Small minds small subreddits

Damn imagine how much money you could make off of that scheme!

Aiming a bit high there lol. My dream is to have a janny reply to me or even upvote me (sigh).

My fantasy will never die as long as I'm alive.

Aiming a bit high there lol. My dream is to have a janny reply to me or even upvote me (sigh).

My fantasy will never die as long as I'm alive.

J-slurs strike again

they must be getting paid a lot for such effort

As of now are you sure it's actually from him or one of his goonies?

Hello Jerry how are you

yes

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It's not real, the subreddit just being fucked with by the discord users because the subreddit is full of f@ggots.

God, I really do not enjoy AutoMod lately

Who

Some rando dude the b0ngs decided to elevate to political prominence because he once made his pug say hi on uTube

Ask them when you can expect a grand jury indictment so you can sell your things.

Wtf is a Meechan?

This drama seems promising but you need to fill us in on who this $perg is.

Oh fuck and he's larping as a lawyer on reddit? Beautiful 😍

Could be somebody LARPing as his lawyer for the lulz. Pretty sure Dank doesn't give a shit about reddit nor his image on this shitstain of a website.

Makes sense. He is a free speech advocate after all. It's probably an impersonation.

I wouldn't have thought so, his Discord has you sign a contract called the Magna Scata because people were complaining about the amount of scat porn in there, he doesn't seem like the kind of person to give a shit about redditors posting shocking or questionable things.

The dog was a nazi but his owner was UKIPer

Count Dankula is that eurotrash youtuber that taught his pug to nazi salute and he got charged and convicted of european hate crime charges for it.

that was some primo bong shit

He's worse than eurotrash... he's Scttsh.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gEXViaI3Nro

I always thought it was 'a Scot' and that a Scotchman was a drunkard.

Calling them Scotch rustles their wee Jimmy Krankies.

yeah most of them.

a Scot

a drunkard

Don't repeat yourself.

A scotsman.

Life in Scotland today: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=xKUbXIrJvdM

imagine having to explain to a lawyer in real life that you're very upset about someone using your "Count Dankula" persona.

"For the last time your Honor, I am not related to Count Chocula"

What about Dr. Acula?

Or Count Duckula?

Oh sick reference. I"m pretty sure there are like 17 people who saw that shoe and 9 of them are canadians.

I was gonna say it was a reference that BTFO the zoomers among us, but I saw he's on the 2015 reboot version as well.

there's a new count duckula?

He's in Danger Mouse (2015)

tell him to post feet pics

Is that actually his legal rep?

A lawyer would probably send a cease and desist to reddit headquarters like they would send one to a hoster if there was a site violating something.

no

You either die for not having a loicense, or you live long enough to demand other people’s loicenses.

To be fair, his youtube channel is pretty legit and he has a good knowledge of history.

On the other hand; those piercings man. Oh God, those piercings are nasty.

Well he used to be a commie so

represents an active and ongoing threat to Mr. Meechan's public image and brand

Pretty sure he's pulling most of the weight himself on that front.

and as such represents an active and ongoing threat to Mr. Meechan's public image and brand

Where's the name of the lawyer or the firm? A lawyer isn't going to just send out out something and not give any way to contact them.

Dankula is one of the most sensitive ladies on the web, especially jarring considering his affinity for "edgy" jokes (maybe edgy in the 50s, or in the areas of Norf/Souf FC where people have to survive on a steady regimen of low IQ speech policing).

Dude is blocking even people shitposting on twitter, he's basically the exact definition of a grifting lolcow. So don't be this surprised this happened.

Confirmed fake

You should respond with just this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wyxwrF-RUyw

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Anyone who thinks this is real: It's not. If it was, they wouldn't do it through fucking Reddit.

Thanks to ImHereForTheBussy for pointing out that Danks has declared it's not real.

I'm gonna assume Josh O'Brien is actually Jerry

I highly doubt a real lawyer would solely contact you via reddit messaging and not leave any kind of official contact info. Like if this were a real lawyer they'd let you know the law firm they work for and make it super easy to contact them through traditional channels.

Confirmed Troll: https://twitter.com/CountDankulaTV/status/1256739425167593473?s=19

Nigger

Wait so CountDankula the free speech guy who makes offensive jokes is trying to take control of the unofficial subreddit for his fandom?

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