🦉Animal Crossing 🦝

1  2020-05-04 by Nom_Chompy

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Oh yeah, this post was newsworthy.

What the fuck? People actually read news articles on this shit?

“““news”””

mfw i get charged for domsestic abuse for destroying someones vidya

a game that has been established as a pandemic mental health support

wait what?

shhhhhh, don't worry about outside, catch another butterfly, tom nook needs your help, pretty sunshine.....and flowers.......🌞🌻

💆🏽💆🏽💆🏽💆🏽💆🏽💆🏽💆🏽💆🏽

memes aside i really don't get the appeal to that game

it's crack for chicks, like how minecraft appeals to autismos

Where would stardew valley fall on this spectrum(and yes that was both intentional and genius) because my wife plays that and likes it a lot?

I don't get the appeal to it or minecraft either.

Same game

At least it has combat and marriage.

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What was this "1 ingredient" that was so important that you cannot cook without it?

The chicken for the tendies?

I'm imagining her googling "chickenless chicken nuggets"

They targeted gamers. Gamers.

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Heheh

For such an uWu game the largest cunts play it, I don't think I've ever encountered a more toxic fanbase and I host cockfights in my spare time.

I host cockfights in my spare time.

Do you accept online bets?

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that's not how you do that

No no this is perfect

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UwU types are the most toxic, they go absolutely ape-shit if you say something slightly wrong and it isn't pure

this is what happens when you forgot to buy your bf the animal crackers 🤬

I remember when I was in middle school, I changed the language settings on a kid's phone as a prank so in return he deleted my Pokemon save profile. I couldn't be mad because ultimately I did deserve it tbh.

That was the most áûtiśtic thing I’ve read in awhile. Can someone decipher the first half?

It’s boyfriend’s night to cook. Girlfriend forgot to pick up an ingredient while shopping. Boyfriend refuses to cook that meal or anything else. She gets pissed off and jumps in the shower to calm down.

When she gets out, boyfriend has trashed her vidya game save.

If this story is real, the boyfriend is definitely on the spеctrum lmao. Textbook aut¡st behavior

Uh, based?

Unfathomably

Uh, seethe much?

He didn't even trash it on purpose, he just showed her what he made.

Fucking may0s and their bland ass food. Unless it's the protein a lack of 1 ingredient shouldn't ruin any dish.

It’s the opposite

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Don't dismiss your feelings and pain as "being sensitive." They're valid and he's crossed a line. He set out to hurt your feelings.

This is why these people never develop out of childhood.

eVeRyThInGs VaLiD!

Honestly everyone has the emotional capacity of a twelve year old because everyone’s valid if you go online because these fucking redditors dont have anything better to do but if you go outside people tell you to get the fuck over it cause they have shit to do

shes a g#mer she deserved it

You should know that this post has a growing one presence and is being circulated by other social media platforms. In my circles, there's a great deal of support and empathy for you and your unsafe situation.

Unfortunately on the internet, we sometimes have to be held accountable to the lowest common denominator.

It's not fair that I have to ask this of you, but be careful.

If you have somewhere else to stay, I recommend distancing yourself from your unstable boyfriend and his apologists.

"Unsafe situation"

That sub is genuinely toxic, holy fuck.