Did you know that they're releasing an eight-part documentary series about the making of 'The Mandalorian' which itself only has eight episodes thus far? God, I fucking hate Disney, man.

1  2020-05-04 by MasterLawlz

By far the most masturbatory company I've ever seen. I genuinely feel like a solid third of their projects are made just to stroke their own egos (if not more). No wonder those thin-skinned fucks threw a tantrum when Scorsese dunked on them. Deep down I'm sure they knew that he was right and that they're nothing more than corporate sellouts.

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12  IonicPaul 2020-05-04

Mom’s slow on dinner tonight, eh?

13  MasterLawlz 2020-05-04

You think I’m not capable of making my own tendies?

Well, you’re right, but I’m learning dammit!

7  MoreSpikes 2020-05-04

kid i got sum pointrs 4 u

take sum gud tyson tendies. grab a microwave-safe plate ... if yer in2 that sort of thing

stick o butter on top

salt them

the end

now u hav butter salt tendies, the best tendies

7  MasterLawlz 2020-05-04

whoa

4  MoreSpikes 2020-05-04

ur welcum

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1  SouthernTragedy 2020-05-04

My heart already hurt before I read this but I’m much more aware of it now.

1  cakeisgreat 2020-05-04

you didn’t say to microwave them....?

12  Tuuktuu 2020-05-04

How much time a day do you spend watching movies and tv shows?

8  forseti911 2020-05-04

The same amount of time he spends not fucking.

JK Lawlz we know you're a pussy crushing king.

5  MasterLawlz 2020-05-04

tru

7  ThinkingOnce 2020-05-04

Can't wait for the two part Baby Yoda one. Gonna be 100% FULLY LIT AF FAM 💯👌😂

5  SandorClegane_AMA 2020-05-04

Scorsese made a TV miniseries without the breaks. A guy steals beef and then gets involved in trade union politics. It was release for home streaming after a token cinema run.

It's not cinema for me, and I think Scorsese too, and when he realised that, he lashed out by coping with projection.

8  MasterLawlz 2020-05-04

The Irishman is really about growing old and alone, watching your friends die, and looking back on your life with regrets. It's especially powerful when you take into consideration the fact that almost everyone involved in the making of it is elderly and likely asking themselves a lot of the same questions. I mean shit, do you realize that Scorsese collaborated with a lot of the same people on The Irishman that he did on his literal first film ever? Harvey Keitel, a young barely in his mid-twenties when they first worked together is now 80. Thelma Schoonmaker, the woman who has edited most of his films, is also 80. Scorsese himself is 77.

It's literally made by a bunch of old people who all collectively know they're going to die soon and that's what it's about. That's very morbid and depressing but it's also very raw and thought-provoking.

I still thought Silence was a better movie overall but The Irishman still left me with a lot to talk about too.

2  SandorClegane_AMA 2020-05-04

Yeah. Not cinema. Just a dreary miniseries. MCU is cinema.

6  lilalaber 2020-05-04

Capeshit 🙄

4  pmmeyourpossums 2020-05-04

The peak of cinema really. I'd like to see Scorsese try and create as many snarky quips as Joss Whedon!

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1  SouthernTragedy 2020-05-04

I feel like Sandler took a similar angle with Uncut Gems. The story was Shakespearean tragedy for the group of old pawnshop Jews and none of the other characters could possibly feel the same.

Btw fuck Arno. Pussy ass bitch.

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1  mohkohnsepicgun 2020-05-04

I just remember that ginger kid from the last season of Breaking Bad being in it and, damn, he got fat.

1  MasterLawlz 2020-05-04

that guy is in everything. I see him in a major production once or twice per year. It's insane. He must have the best agent around

also somehow he managed to hook Kirsten Dunst and preg her up

4  Enrico_Motassa 2020-05-04

The Irishman was great for educating zoomers who don't know shit about why rational adults are anti-union.

2  pmmeyourpossums 2020-05-04

Guy in my union when on a shooting spree murdered like 5 people but cops still couldn't arrest him cause bosses negotiated some union rule that they're immune to prosecution. happens all the time. Crazy shit man.

2  mohkohnsepicgun 2020-05-04

Guy in my union took over Cambodia and executed everyone who went to college or wore glasses. Turns out he was immune to prosecution. Crazy shit man.

1  Kellere31 2020-05-04

Guy in my goat herding union flew a plane into a tower in some godforsaken shithole, got away with it without beeing arrested.

2  ManBearFridge 2020-05-04

Because boomers already have pensions and don't want anyone else in on their racket?

1  thetinmaster 2020-05-04

The only reason you wouldn't want a union if if you had no concept of what's good for you V what's good for everyone. Libertarians do a 180 here. Unions hurt workers who aren't in the union. Unions aren't good for society and hurt service quality, efficiency, etc. But unions do work out great for the workers in them. The same guys who praise bosses looking out for themselves rip on workers doing just that (No surprise that these guys are often employers, too).

5  Redactor0 2020-05-04

Maybe they're just really desperate right now and searching through all the footage they have to try to cobble together something they can release. Next they'll make a new Marvel movie just by stitching together scenes that got cut out of other Marvel movies.

You do have to admit though that Baby Yoda is adorable. It's the one good thing that company has come up with in years.

6  MasterLawlz 2020-05-04

yeah because aren't all of the other exclusive Disney shows quite a good ways away? It was kind of dumb to only release one in like a whole year

2  Twyzzyx 2020-05-04

It was a cute gimmick that would have been much better as a one-off than a central plot point

4  muffler_kek 2020-05-04

Based Filoni dabbing on arrDrama mods

4  Enrico_Motassa 2020-05-04

lawlz is just mad he's not getting a Ben10 feature film

4  Enrico_Motassa 2020-05-04

Have you ever talked to anyone who works for Disney? That shit is legit like a cult it's wild.

Also Disney is great at making money. If enough people want it, they will make it. And I guarantee there are enough people who want this to justify it.

3  RedditorsFartToo 2020-05-04

money counter go brrr

3  hmunkey 2020-05-04

They probably don’t have much else filming right now and they still have a full staff of editors on contract, so why not. It’s better than being dicks and firing everyone who isn’t working.

They probably have a ton of actual stuff done and ready to release but they’re sitting on it until theaters reopen.

2  SnapshillBot 2020-05-04

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2  tereria85 2020-05-04

When The Last Jedi was in theaters i was walking around the supermarket and i picked up a tangerine bag which had a Star Wars ad that said something like Join The Rebellion and a picture of Star Wars characters on it. I felt a deep yet slight tinge of hatred toward Disney in that moment.

3  mohkohnsepicgun 2020-05-04

Tangerines are degenerate. Why can't you eat real oranges instead of being a f@gg0t?

1  Redstar587 2020-05-04

Fake ass orange eating ass

1  Caladan_Mood 2020-05-04

Star Wars has been sticking its name on food for 40 years.

2  ChaposWorstNightmare 2020-05-04

Did you enjoy the Clone Wars finale at least, Lawlz?

2  MasterLawlz 2020-05-04

I never watched that show actually

2  muffler_kek 2020-05-04

Crashing this Venator

With no survivors

2  SamManilla 2020-05-04

I recall when this began, and hated it then. When making-of specials, and soundtracks dropped months before the movie. Yeah, the 80s culture may have been a cancerous sore on America's testicle, but the 90s are a paper mill by our drinking water.

2  fingerpaintswithpoop 2020-05-04

Did you post this because today is starshit day

1  whenweriiide 2020-05-04

All I want is a new Walking with Dinosaurs series. How is it this fucking hard? I've waited 20 fucking years. Get it together BBC

1  Metatron58 2020-05-04

bet it got a ton of people to resub for it though. Since it's disney that's all that really matters.

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2  MasterLawlz 2020-05-04

I know, thanks

1  911roofer 2020-05-04

You fuck raccoons instead of Gwen Tennyson.

1  mohkohnsepicgun 2020-05-04

To be fair the Heart of Darkness documentary is better than Apocalypse Now.

1  ElonMuskarr 2020-05-04

eh. I'd rather have this than an 8-part making-of about the last jedi and how we need to trust women lol.

plus this is an indication that theyre not afraid to milk the mandalorian to its last drop which is a good thing in the short run and a bad thing in the long run. personally my ancestors are the type of people who died to the cold of winter due to not storing food during summer, so biologically I'm incapable of knowing what "the long run" is. im just excited about the mandalorian getting attention.

1  BrainlessMutant 2020-05-04

Here you are advertising it. I will not watch it but someone who sees this will now, you nitwit. And you’re gonna watch it over plate after plate of tendies too.

1  IrequireStaplers 2020-05-04

1  MagicHoudini 2020-05-04

Lawlz Disney is not a movie making company, it’s a fandom management company.

Remember that people travel across the world and pay thousands of dollars to see C3PO guy speak on a stage for an hour about how awesome he is.

1  _bowlerhat 2020-05-04

If you're not sucking that sweet disney daddy's cock what you're even doing?

1  VulvaRevolver 2020-05-04

Did you get those TOS Remastered DVDs for Christmas in the end

I'll see you in the protest if Disney every tries to acquire Star Trek 🤜

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