Let's have a moment of silence for the great chicken genocide of 2020

1  2020-05-06 by MasterLawlz

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Also, I love how they casually refer to the mass euthanasia of millions of animals as "depopulation" like it's nbd lmao

Ukraine was also depopulated once upon a time.

You aren't going vegetarian on us, are you Lawlz?

Lol no

Depopulation is a harsher term than euthanizing animals you know.

like it's nbd

it's not though, chickens aren't people

They're chickens, these are animals that can live without a head. Pretty much nbd.

How can you "depopulate" a region that doesn't exist (Delaware)?

The sad part is where all the chickens that were going to be killed are now going to be killed. RIP 😒

bless up for the cute and valid chickens πŸ™ŒπŸ”πŸ™Œ

The sad part is they aren't in my stomach as tendies, so much waste

The entire meat industry is experiencing this right now. There will be meat shortages coming soon.

noooooo you can't kill the heckin chimkens, i was gonna eat them 😒

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Lol

xD

get fucking owned cluckcel

no u

This honestly makes me a bit sad if for nothing else the waste.

So many wasted tendies 😭

With honey musties.

They should just start mailing live chickens to people's houses

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Will they still be made into tendies or is a just for fun?

Just for fun. The frozen tendie makers aren't working anymore.

H*ll is real and it's your soul living as a chicken

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Ye, they should just let them free, it would he pretty based to have 2 million feral chickens everywhere.

imagine telling someone 200 years ago that we'd be slaughtering millions of chickens not for consumption because we can't get the peasants to stop faking illnesses

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What they should do is let people come to the plant and buy chickens at extreme discounts or just give them away.

In a real country they would, in burgerland they'll have the living shit sued out of them when a chicken pecks someone and causes emotional distress. Not to mention salmonella and stuff. So no chicken for y'all!

That’s one way to look at it. However a better way would be to have the chicken prepped as if selling it to the market as they normally do. You know, avoid the lawsuits.

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