Snitches worry that they may, in fact, get stitches. 🧵🔪👊🤐

1  2020-05-07 by Can_The_SRDine

23 comments

The main takeaway from all of this is that America is one natural disaster away from eating each other.

Day of the Caldera when

Soon i hope. With any luck the eruption will set off the juan de fuca plate and I'll get double teamed by hot ash clouds and a 9.0 earthquake

Don't forget the tsunami baby

My home is just outside of the theorized fallout. I get to gun down wave after wave of California urbanites. Can't wait

“But teacher, why would people in the Soviet Union report their neighbors? How could they be brought to that mental state?”

Look Mrs. Crandall walked Schotzi at 9 am and I clearly saw Schotzi take a pee and a poop and now she's out again with Schotzi at 11 and there's no way that dog needs to poop and pee again.

Reporting the virus spreaders is based

They're low-IQ rightoid dregs and poorcels

Lmao imagine being scared of a virus with a 1/1000 mortality rate. You’re either weak and deserve to die or you’re old and also deserve to die.

The death rate is about 1/200 in Iceland, but's gonna be significantly higher in the USA tbh. Especially considering:

  1. Missouri

  2. St. Louis

The average person there is, at a minimum, borderline Class I obese, and probably has some combination of diabetes, hypertension, atherosclerosis, and kidney disease.

It’s 1/200 including the old and weak lmao. Imagine throwing away your future and wellbeing for a 0.5% mortality. Prisons have 1 death for every 2000, so once again, only oldies and weakies die.

Grow up 🐱

I wasn't saying that like it was a bad thing, you angry manlet. Iceland has elderly people too. They're probably the 0.5% there.

Americans are shit at taking care of themselves, that's a descriptive statement.

I’ll have you know I’m 6’ and 1/4” and that I can’t read

I can’t read

I could tell.

Okay, so first of all, you've just made a reply to me that is in two unrelated parts. The first is unrelated to anything I said. As long as you comport yourself in this manner, you will only be met with derision. It is a nonsense method of communication.

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Bitches should have kept their mouths shut, simple as

The guy who FOIA'd the records said exactly tgat:

Jared Totsch, who shared the personal details online, wrote on Facebook: “If they are worried about retaliation, they should have read the fine print which stated their tips would be open public record subject to a Sunshine request, and should not have submitted tips in that manner to begin with”.

Absolute Chad

Step 1: Find people complaining about their own employer

Step 2: Google their employer and find a contact form or email

Step 3: Send a helpful message telling them to search for the snitch's name here: https://copblaster.com/uploads/files/missouri-coronavirus-snitches.pdf

Step 4: Sleep like a baby knowing you snitched on a snitch

WHY are golf courses and driving ranges allowed to stay open when I cannot perform essential grooming to my clients dogs? Outrageous.

Kek

Please respect my privacy by not naming me for bringing it to your attention.

womp womp

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