I don't understand how he continues to do this. Where is he getting the funding? Failing at framing people can't pay much. How is he not in jail? What is even the point if he has never been successful?
Stupidity + hubris + desire for attention and praise
Where is he getting the funding?
I assume that his parents are giving him an allowance
How is he not in jail?
Hopefully he will be soon
What is even the point if he has never been successful?
I don't get this either, he doesn't even make the faintest effort to cover his tracks or change his strategy. He used the same girl to accuse a different public figure of assault ffs
Well, he's earned himself plenty of instagram followers, thousands of retweets, met the president, and an invitation to CPAC. He's profited plenty from this.
Republicans have created an entire cottage industry of e-boys who sell them the fantasy of the imminent arrest of everyone to the left of Superhitler or slighty less fanatic than the westboro baptist church.
The more absurd and outlandish the e-boys get, the more they pay.
If you prosecute people for lying about rape, it will prevent real victims from coming forward with their stories of a time a man said, "excuse me," too close to them on a bus.
I fail to see how credibly accusing Dr. Fauci achieves anything politically. On the other hand, a credible accusation where the accuser suddenly admits to making it all up for money undermines the use of sexual assault allegations as a political tool, and it's a political tool heavily favored by Dеmocrats.
It's the same as with the Russian interference: supporting Trumр in an untraceable way doesn't achieve much besides getting Trumр elected, getting caught supporting Trumр after getting him elected starts an endless shitshow which is much better, "a house divided against itself, cannot stand" etc.
I fail to see how credibly accusing Dr. Fauci achieves anything politically. On the other hand, a credible accusation where the accuser suddenly admits to making it all up for money undermines the use of sexual assault allegations as a political tool, and it's a political tool heavily favored by Dеmocrats.
It's a little convoluted and conspiratorial, but I wondered the same thing. People will be able to point to any of the accusers associated with Wohl and say "See, that person lied about sexual assault for political. You can't just take these allegations seriously."
Maybe that is part of the reason these obvious farces keep repeating. However, I just get the feeling that Wohl himself isn't doing it for that reason. Like he's actually convinced he's bound to succeed eventually.
Yeah, sure, for him it can't be worth it. But there could be people giving him money with that sort of motivation, very possibly with him not on the joke even.
Tbh even when I disagree with them I think they do an at-least-decent job of staying level-headed about things. They’ve been better than a lot of places about coronavirus.
They also tend to stay away from lolbertarians and the pedĂłphĂ®lĂa wing of the movement, which helps.
NNNNOOOOOO YOU CAN'T JUST ABANDON GOLD FOR A FIAT CURRENCY!!!! THE VALUE OF GOLD IS INHERENTLY STABLE AND CAN ONLY GO UP!!!! YOUR CURRENCY IS BASED ON NOTHING AT ALL AND DISTORTS NATURAL MARKET FORCEAROOS, YOU'VE GOT TO BUILD YOUR FINANCIAL SYSTEM ON COMMODITARINOS NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
I need people to stop banning my lolis. That's all I need! Just let me be with my drawings. Let me enjoy cute happy anime lolis that are so full of love and affection. That let me forget about this horrible world and the shitty people in it. Is that so hard to ask for? Why are people so fucking hell bent on banning lolis? What do they or society gain? I don't like scary slasher movies about people murdering people(illegal BTW). But I don't call for them to be banned nor insult those that enjoy them. One of the few things in life that makes me happy. Little glimmers of joy in my shit life and they fucking ban it because they want to make an extra buck fron ad investors.
Maybe there's a reason why people want these pure, perfect maidens? Could it be that the real world is filled with darwinistic people? Filled with murder, drugs, deasise, genocide, virtue signalling, inequality, false politicians, false ronance, bullies, ect. Where everyone is out to push eachother down to get on top? Yea, no wonder people are so eager to want something better.
Is it really difficult for people to mind their own business? If you don't harm anyone, why ban it?
You know. What about GTA that glorifies crime and actually hurts people in the real world with predatory microtransactions? What about rape fantasies? What about guro? What about furry porn? What if she's canonlly legal age? What about girls that look mature but are underage(Ikkitousen, HSoTD)? What about all that incest porn on pornhub? That's illegal IRL but no one is harping to ban that. What about r/trees? A sub dedicated to glorifying marijuana but one problem...weed has been and still is illegal and classified as a class1 drug in the US. Or the sub that literally shows real kids being killed. Or all those propaganda and ad shilling? But no one bans that!
BUT BAN THE LOLIS!!!!!
IF. PEOPLE. JUST. STOPPED. BANNING. LOLIS. I'LL. BE. HAPPY
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I have never heard of anyone anywhere near as ineffective as Jacob Wohl. I mean some people match him and even exceed him, but for consistently fucking up for stupid and lazy reasons, no one else is even remotely close.
He makes that giant woman who pretends to run triathlons look like an amateur.
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11 kevindurantalt 2020-05-07
This is why I don't believe women. Behind everyone of them could be Jacob Wohl.
6 Pepperglue 2020-05-07
What a scary thought.
2 Can_The_SRDine 2020-05-07
Every one of them could be Jacob Whol. Look at that twink.
8 DuckSosu 2020-05-07
I don't understand how he continues to do this. Where is he getting the funding? Failing at framing people can't pay much. How is he not in jail? What is even the point if he has never been successful?
5 snallygaster 2020-05-07
Stupidity + hubris + desire for attention and praise
I assume that his parents are giving him an allowance
Hopefully he will be soon
I don't get this either, he doesn't even make the faintest effort to cover his tracks or change his strategy. He used the same girl to accuse a different public figure of assault ffs
9 tHeSiD 2020-05-07
This called hoe reusability in object oriented thotting
5 Osterion 2020-05-07
why is he even doing it? Is there some profitable grift behind the nonsense?
3 Captain_Twitch 2020-05-07
Well, he's earned himself plenty of instagram followers, thousands of retweets, met the president, and an invitation to CPAC. He's profited plenty from this.
2 snallygaster 2020-05-07
lmao, he got invited to CPAC? 🤣
1 [deleted] 2020-05-07
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3 Canadapoli 2020-05-07
Republicans have created an entire cottage industry of e-boys who sell them the fantasy of the imminent arrest of everyone to the left of Superhitler or slighty less fanatic than the westboro baptist church.
The more absurd and outlandish the e-boys get, the more they pay.
1 Whaddaulookinat 2020-05-07
Right Wingnut Welfare.
It's a well known ecosystem
2 acidoverbasic 2020-05-07
The only reason that makes sense to me is that retarded rightoid boomers keep funding him to push their retarded agendas ineffectively.
1 [deleted] 2020-05-07
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2 portraitsofpastry 2020-05-07
Maybe he has a humiliation fetish don't kinkshame
1 mcbrd 2020-05-07
Because leftoids have set the standard that nothing will happen if you just make shit up lol
4 DuckSosu 2020-05-07
Don't really think this is the answer, but okay.
1 cav82 2020-05-07
If you prosecute people for lying about rape, it will prevent real victims from coming forward with their stories of a time a man said, "excuse me," too close to them on a bus.
1 zergling_Lester 2020-05-07
What if getting caught was part of his plan?
I fail to see how credibly accusing Dr. Fauci achieves anything politically. On the other hand, a credible accusation where the accuser suddenly admits to making it all up for money undermines the use of sexual assault allegations as a political tool, and it's a political tool heavily favored by Dеmocrats.
It's the same as with the Russian interference: supporting Trumр in an untraceable way doesn't achieve much besides getting Trumр elected, getting caught supporting Trumр after getting him elected starts an endless shitshow which is much better, "a house divided against itself, cannot stand" etc.
2 DuckSosu 2020-05-07
It's a little convoluted and conspiratorial, but I wondered the same thing. People will be able to point to any of the accusers associated with Wohl and say "See, that person lied about sexual assault for political. You can't just take these allegations seriously."
Maybe that is part of the reason these obvious farces keep repeating. However, I just get the feeling that Wohl himself isn't doing it for that reason. Like he's actually convinced he's bound to succeed eventually.
2 zergling_Lester 2020-05-07
Yeah, sure, for him it can't be worth it. But there could be people giving him money with that sort of motivation, very possibly with him not on the joke even.
2 DuckSosu 2020-05-07
I now choose to believe this explanation as it is the funniest option that also causes the most drama.
6 MindlessPhilosopher0 2020-05-07
I usually don’t mind Reason that much tbh, but anyone who uses the word “Trumpster” unironically needs to be sent to a gulag.
2 snallygaster 2020-05-07
i just used the first article i found
3 MindlessPhilosopher0 2020-05-07
Based and conveniencepilled
2 Can_The_SRDine 2020-05-07
For libertarians, Reason ain't that bad.
2 MindlessPhilosopher0 2020-05-07
Tbh even when I disagree with them I think they do an at-least-decent job of staying level-headed about things. They’ve been better than a lot of places about coronavirus.
They also tend to stay away from lolbertarians and the pedĂłphĂ®lĂa wing of the movement, which helps.
2 Can_The_SRDine 2020-05-07
NNNNOOOOOO YOU CAN'T JUST ABANDON GOLD FOR A FIAT CURRENCY!!!! THE VALUE OF GOLD IS INHERENTLY STABLE AND CAN ONLY GO UP!!!! YOUR CURRENCY IS BASED ON NOTHING AT ALL AND DISTORTS NATURAL MARKET FORCEAROOS, YOU'VE GOT TO BUILD YOUR FINANCIAL SYSTEM ON COMMODITARINOS NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
2 MindlessPhilosopher0 2020-05-07
haha tricky dick go fiat
5 mcbrd 2020-05-07
SMH another smear campaign against this brave lad trying to help victims of sexual assault.
3 Kat_B0T 2020-05-07
This idiot should shadow democrats to see how to do this properly. Actually you can’t do this without having the media on your side. If blasé ford had been accusing a democrat she would have been discredited big league. They would have made endless stories about how she completely made up the two front doors things, and that it was insanely easy to verify. Also who is Jacob wohl, what a corny name
2 ClementineChime 2020-05-07
Is this the real snally? That impersonator has been confusing me for weeks.
1 snallygaster 2020-05-07
There's an impersonator?
1 ClementineChime 2020-05-07
/u/ snallyfagster
It honestly disgusts me to see such language used in reference to our jannies.
2 Redactor0 2020-05-07
When I realize that there are actually w*men who choose to have sex with Jacob Wohl that's one of those times when I really wish I was g*y.
1 SnapshillBot 2020-05-07
I need people to stop banning my lolis. That's all I need! Just let me be with my drawings. Let me enjoy cute happy anime lolis that are so full of love and affection. That let me forget about this horrible world and the shitty people in it. Is that so hard to ask for? Why are people so fucking hell bent on banning lolis? What do they or society gain? I don't like scary slasher movies about people murdering people(illegal BTW). But I don't call for them to be banned nor insult those that enjoy them. One of the few things in life that makes me happy. Little glimmers of joy in my shit life and they fucking ban it because they want to make an extra buck fron ad investors.
Maybe there's a reason why people want these pure, perfect maidens? Could it be that the real world is filled with darwinistic people? Filled with murder, drugs, deasise, genocide, virtue signalling, inequality, false politicians, false ronance, bullies, ect. Where everyone is out to push eachother down to get on top? Yea, no wonder people are so eager to want something better.
Is it really difficult for people to mind their own business? If you don't harm anyone, why ban it?
You know. What about GTA that glorifies crime and actually hurts people in the real world with predatory microtransactions? What about rape fantasies? What about guro? What about furry porn? What if she's canonlly legal age? What about girls that look mature but are underage(Ikkitousen, HSoTD)? What about all that incest porn on pornhub? That's illegal IRL but no one is harping to ban that. What about r/trees? A sub dedicated to glorifying marijuana but one problem...weed has been and still is illegal and classified as a class1 drug in the US. Or the sub that literally shows real kids being killed. Or all those propaganda and ad shilling? But no one bans that!
BUT BAN THE LOLIS!!!!!
IF. PEOPLE. JUST. STOPPED. BANNING. LOLIS. I'LL. BE. HAPPY
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1 SmurfPolitics 2020-05-07
#Repealthe19th
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1 Doctor-Pavel 2020-05-07
tfw no snappygaster gf
1 onetenth 2020-05-07
I have never heard of anyone anywhere near as ineffective as Jacob Wohl. I mean some people match him and even exceed him, but for consistently fucking up for stupid and lazy reasons, no one else is even remotely close.
He makes that giant woman who pretends to run triathlons look like an amateur.
1 DefectiveDelfin 2020-05-07
What a fucking moron.
-1 antihexe 2020-05-07
who the fuck is Jacob Wohl and Jack Burkman. nobody fucking cares.
6 snallygaster 2020-05-07
fuck off
3 antihexe 2020-05-07
damn. how could i have been so blind.
u rite ✊🏿