The bong is immunized against all dangers. One may call him a slob, has-been, irrelevant, fat, it all runs off him like water off a raincoat. But call him “the 51st state” and you will be astonished at how he recoils, how injured he is, how he suddenly shrinks back: “I’ve been found out!”
1 2020-05-08 by Can_The_SRDine
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3 alphetaboss 2020-05-08
Freedom tastes a lot like high fructose corn syrup huh bongs?
1 SnapshillBot 2020-05-08
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1 VulvaRevolver 2020-05-08
It's great how all you have to say is one slightly incorrect fact about Bongland and then you'll have a queue of Bongs telling you all about the long history of how Scotland brutally oppressed the English and the UK is actually three separate countries. Yawn.
2 RadTradEkans 2020-05-08
Scots are pathetic larpers. They're just the English but poor.
1 BussySundae 2020-05-08
Rename Scotland either Tescoland or.... Poundland-land.
1 Whaddaulookinat 2020-05-08
This is bait
1 VulvaRevolver 2020-05-08
🤫
1 Whaddaulookinat 2020-05-08
... There's four constituent countries in the UK. Bong, northerm bongs, sheep bongs, and blowy up bongs
0 BussySundae 2020-05-08
delet this
1 Whaddaulookinat 2020-05-08
No u
1 d538GNCUIXPz4doFxgLx 2020-05-08
I’m English and I hate the Scottish. Or at least I hate Scottish people who move to London and never shut up about how special being Scottish makes them, like that is somehow exotic in the one of the most diverse cities in the world.
Also applies to Yorkshire, now I think about it. Worse, if anything.
1 VulvaRevolver 2020-05-08
Yes you're right. I've never met a Scotsman who hasn't bored me to tears about how he's Scottish. After a few tries anyway and a bit of "What's that mate? Sorry? What did you say?"
As if we're all meant to be amazed at this specimen from far away lands. Wow. You call lakes lochs do you that is very interesting.
And how can a nation manage to be so smug and have a chip on their shoulder at the same time? Scots truly are the Canadians of the British Isles.
1 Can_The_SRDine 2020-05-08
Texans. Delusional about their own importance, full of bluster despite having done nothing to justify it, and not even independent.
2 Lysis10 2020-05-08
New Yawwwwkers too who move to Florida to live for cheap and figure out that sitting in the sun all day ruins your skin and nobody wants to listen to them bitch all day with their shitty Long Island accent.
1 RollUpMySpliff1 2020-05-08
Lol this reminded me of GlobalTexan arguing against Cucknited Kingdom about gun rights yesterday
1 Kellere31 2020-05-08
Actually, Wales and Scotland were the first victims of English colonization. 😔
1 VulvaRevolver 2020-05-08
😂😂😂
You enjoy nibbling on my tasty bait, mate??
1 Kellere31 2020-05-08
Bait? I even read your comment I saw a chance to dab on bongs and took it, it's an automatic response at this point?
1 fuckedupridiculant 2020-05-08
Scottish/English relations are kind of like English/American relations. The bigger side looks at the smaller one and goes 'aw cute'. The smaller side however spends most of their time mocking the bigger side. See 'anyone but England' every time there's a sports competition.
1 VulvaRevolver 2020-05-08
England and Scotland come together finally to seethe at your comment 😂
1 A4HighQualityPaper 2020-05-08
Oh wow another insecure Ameripoor 😴 😴 😴
1 fuckedupridiculant 2020-05-08
Brits have always been lardarses compared to Europe. For some reason the muslims have everyone beat though. See how red it gets towards Turkey.
1 Can_The_SRDine 2020-05-08
At least the Turks are stuffing themselves with good-tasting food. Imagine getting obese on British cuisine.
1 MindlessPhilosopher0 2020-05-08
What the hell even is British “cuisine”? Shitty fish, French fries, rainwater, Earl Gray tea, and depression?
1 Can_The_SRDine 2020-05-08
Deep-fried Mars Bars.
1 Whaddaulookinat 2020-05-08
Prawn cocktail crisps.
If that product is insufficient for a global invasion and occupation I'm really at a loss for what could be
1 YourGreatDarshFace 2020-05-08
Loving the idea of a burger calling anyone "fat" :D :D :D my sides