"I was stoked about the post and gave another gold without reading into it..."

lmao

These are the same guys who are complaining about "slave wages"

“Its impossible to live off a minimum wage salary, I don’t have enough money to spend on gold for posts of heckin’ chonkers”

The problem with capitalism is that it doesn't leave these people destitute sooner.

What a chad

why are they so angry that he got meaningless internet points? like who cares?

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KArmA WiLl GeT yoU, no shit loser, he got a lot of karma

Imagine not thinking it's funny when someone successfully fakes having cancer for reddit gold. 😂

I was the "Heal yeah" then like "Oh hell no"

• Fun guy redditor

Dude's a shit troll...

well he's an excellent troll, he just does it in the most obvious way.

the fact that he sprang in to reality from the coomer meme like some sort of deranged tulpa, only to spend his life doing this, is... interesting

Nah check the profile, idiots striking idiot gold on pics isn't impressive

this story goes a lot deeper than just his profile. this is the known degenerate Coomer Man. Go down to the "Coomer Man" section.

Everything in his profile is troll work. 2/3 successful posts is impressive work.

Successfully trolling leddit has literally never been impressive

PvE can be art too.

My art preference is PIV.

Not PiB?

Pibby wibby Bussy bus

PIV

May Allah have mercy on your wretched soul

Gross

Like trolling a kindergarten class.

point me to one of your posts where you managed to drain hundreds of dollars from plebbitors and make them seethe on top of it

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That sex toy thread was legendary and is possibly peak reddit

Link? Not sure if it’s the one I’m thinking of.

For the lazy mooches I know plague this sub

The top comment is legitimately one of the most ridiculous things I’ve ever read

R*dditors are degenerates, it's not a surprise, but I'm astounded at how low my perception of them can go.

Sex toys are a safe and normal way for someone to explore sexual pleasure.

Twelve is a totally normal age to be masturbating at. It’s a normal age to be curious at. It’s a normal age to start looking at porn. It’s a normal age to start exploring.

🤮

Where's the lie tho.

Did all of you start jacking off the moment you got -teen on your age and pretend like that made you so much more mature?

I get buying dildos for kids is fucking weird but at the same time I don't see how having them fuck household items is any better.

I was a chad who only started jacking off at 16 AMA.

But seriously what actual benefit does a 12-13 year old get from jacking off? They should be enjoying their childhood, not frying their brains

They should buy their own sex toys. Little leeches.

Reasonable.

How were you able to prevent it all from spilling over when waiting that long?

And idk, same benefit they get from wasting hours on minecraft and shitty youtubers. I'm not gonna pretend it's the best way to spend your time, but they'll probably do it anyway.

Yeah so they don’t they learn to control their urges

Go to his profile, its in submissions.

some guy spent actual dollerydoos on this, peak reddit lmao

Bait. That guy posts in here and called a Michele Õbama a "trânsnīger" in r\søyboys

then slap my ass and call me sal/ly (whatever those damn liberals want gosh darn it)

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Lmao, the top comment is trying to call op out like he won't just post on an alt

That's the "YTA for not buying your 12 year old daughter sex toys!!" guy too. What a legend.

mod him

More like God him

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I went to look through his post history, and ran across that again and just started laughing my ass off. This guy is my hero.

What do people like OP get out of this?

They get to laugh at stupid redditors, the same thing this sub is for

Especially the ones that paid money out-of-pocket to award a troll post

a few minutes to ignore how sad and lonely they are.

endorphin rush for every (you)

shit is more addicting than cooooooming

I once made an /r/relationships post about punching a woman in the face for wiping period blood on me, and that story is only half true.

Link

It was /r/confession and I used a throwaway. Here's the discussion thread that links to the OP.

https://old.reddit.com/r/Drama/comments/5ooues/redditors_in_rconfession_argue_over_whether_its/

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Look at his submission history. He is amazing.

His username was Good_Boy_Points, this post is likely to get deleted soon after everyone realises it's fake. Remember the name.

His name is Good_Boy_Points.

R*edditors falling for an obvious troll.

I love how angry they all are, despite the fact that they didn't know who this guy was before this post and they will almost certainly forget it by the time they look at the next post. Their life has changed 0% and yet they're angry because one guy lied on the internet. As if everyone isn't lying all the time.

NOOOOO YOU CAN’T STEAL KARMARINO FROM ACTUAL CANCER PATIENTS NOOOOOO

Wew I haven't seen that much pissing and shitting and seething in a comments section in a while.

He cooms and he cooms hard.

Good_Boy_Points no need for cash, doing chores around the house always a blast.

The deserve it for not recognizing the legendary Coomer Guy.

I don't give a fuck how much you call your flimsy delusions "enlightenment." There is no amount of ceaseless self-deception that will make you accept the charred hellscape of being a miserable useless destitute fucking junkie piece of shit. You know what you are, and it is deeply ugly on every level.

Snapshots:

1. He did it again - archive.org, archive.today

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I cant believe that the guy from coomer.exe isnt an upstanding citizen.

You really totally fucked up man. This isn’t 1950. If your 12 year old wants to masturbate and have a vibrator, then you have to support her.

The coom. It sustains him like the spice melange.

The seethe must flow

i'm a brainlet so how does the image relate to coomerism

That is the original coomer guy the memes are made about.

He's got a Twitter that just posts about pornstars, jay something.

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King shit 👊

Wait, how fake? How do you know? I just gifted a gold and a few other rewards..

DER COOMER

AAAAUUGHHH IM DYYIIIINNGG AHHHHHH

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op has drained aprox: $12 from redditors wallets with a fake post!

MOD HIM

Hoes mad they got tricked.

Scamming r-slurs is always entertaining, not necessarily impressive. If he would have used a filter to look like a mino*ity he probably would have gotten 10 times the awards

Absolute chad

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I thought this was Johnny Sins

uh hello? BASED department?

Reminds me of some ancient drama on reddit where a guy said he had cancer but the bright side was he got into the Diablo 3 beta or w/e. Everyone on arr gaming upvoted that shit so hard and then he said "jk I dont have cancer, I just know you losers upvote anything with cancer in the title." And it got everyone so fucking pissed that users would actually follow him around other subs and comment under him "he lied about cancer!"

Now this time people are literally paying money to put tiny icons next to a reddit post title.