BAGELS I DIDN'T EVEN WANTTTTTTT

0  2020-05-10 by MasterLawlz

15 comments

This one isn't going down very well Lawlz. The crowd don't like it 😬

Are you losing your mojo?

How about sharing your thoughts about the new Star Trek Picard series? Did you catch it?

How can I lose that which I never possessed?

I can guarantee you'll always have a crowd of at least one 😍😍😍

Noone carea

You know I stopped watching this show when I was elementary school right? It’s been so long I don’t even remember this scene. This is all just one long joke right like you aren’t actually someone who watches old children’s shows and looks up memes about them too right? It’s just a joke right? Please? Just tell me it is even if you have to lie please for the love of god tell me a human being can’t fall so low in respect and dignity.

iCarly premiered in 2007. If you watched it in elementary school that makes you a... a... zoomer. 🤮

I’m sorry you had to find out this way I planned on telling you😔

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There are literal boomers on drama.

The most popular mod of your favorite subreddit is an emotionally stunted man who hasn't been happy since he was prepubescent.

That guy sounds super weird, who are you referring to so that I may mock him?

ALL of you have literal demons inside of you.

Demons DO enter your body through the anus, because the mixture of pain and pleasure caused by the immoral act of sodomy causes so much psychic confusion that a portal to your soul opens up in your anus for the demon to enter.

This is how demons get inside of everyone. They conflate pleasure with pain. They also conflate truth with untruth.

The anus is only ONE way that demons enter a human body, BUT IT IS ONE OF THE MOST PROMINENT ONES.

This is why so many of you have suffered from pedophilia and sodomy as children. The demons spread to you in this way, in the same way that vampirism spreads through bites.

Reject these homosexual demons and drive them out of your body. I implore you. The world will be a better place. I will forgive you if you expel the demons from your body and stop causing harm to the world around you.

This message is brought to you by truth and decency and concern for your well being as well as the well being of the world around, NOT "bigotry" or "ignorance".

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Why don't you shit post about some interesting entertainment lawlz?

Even among childrens shows you literally choose some of the blandest and boring shows(Ben 10 and Nickelodeon shit) out there.

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