Enlightened man in /r/Dallas explains in many words why it's okay for him to go to Home Depot but not other people

1  2020-05-12 by MasterLawlz

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Shit man I’m sorry, I think I understand your point now.

If I had to paraphrase your comment, would you say that “It’s okay for me to go to Home Depot but not other people” is accurate?

nice dunk 👍🤣👍

All the replies that that are “based”

Based is officially unbased now, it had a good run

Unbased off what?

Based

Baste comment tbh

This is what happens when lawlz actually tries to post drama. Let's just let him return to writing about kid's shows.

You guys have no idea what you want

So in turn I just give you everything

Kinda based ngl

Fill us up, Daddy Lawlz. 🍆💦😩

I know what I want, I want the caveposter dog_orgasm unbanned so we can get more cave posts.

He's much better at shit posting, but that isn't saying much.

He's no Snallygaster, but Dramaposting is always the preferred content.

Plus credit where credit is due. That Home depot guy got mad in the funny kind of way.

This is like when Ben Shapiro BTFOs the Lieberals With Facts and Reason. Keep it up Lawlz and keep us in the loop.

r/Dallas, like all other regional subs, is full of r-slurs

Dallas is full of r-slurs but unlike Florida they aren't interesting r-slurs.

Oh boy do I have a gift for you, the prime regional sub of regional subs:

/r/chicago

I just see local news there

You clearly don’t know which Chicago news draws the best comments from the most intellectual Redditors.

It’s usually people not from Chicago who are like that and they usually stay on r/all or r/news and don’t go on the city subreddit

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Instead of holding biweekly meetups, does that subreddit hold biweekly shootings?

/r/neworleans is pretty dogshit too, every other post is about something called "disaster capitalism" and Lord help you if you aren't black, or a white person from up north.

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I haven't looked at /r/chicago in a while, but every single comment section used to devolve into a race and/or class war (despite everyone posting there being a middle-class white person).

Every comment section generally devolved into a battle of chapos supporting whatever new regulation/tax increase/etc. that comes out and normal human beings wondering why they are being told 3% property tax isn’t high enough and no one should own a house anyway.

It's because the only people in any region who would bother routinely posting in a subreddit about it are almost entirely white transplants and college kids.

Scrolling through the rest of the comments from ur victim

My liberal ideas are r3tarded? Interesting. Did you know that most liberals are college educated? And did you know that the higher your education level, the more likely you are to be liberal? But yeah, I'm the "r3tard".

I’ve never seen more concentrated left0id smug in my life. Well, I have, but not in a while.

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Lawlz bb, I'm not sure you understand how houses work. They're not waterproof.

for me though it's like, he has an emergency to deal with but assumes that all the other people in the store must be in there for frivolous and non-essential things

He's a pompous hypocrite

Bruh, I went to Home Depot for house repairs last week and saw an entire family of 5 with their 3 dogs gawking at the paint section while an awkward six-foot-distancing line had to form around them. Not to say they're there for anything less important than I was but holy shit was it annoying.

I think it's more the fact I've lost my patience after being at home for so long, tbf.

I don't understand why stores and restaurants started allowing dogs in the last 5 years.

Right? I thought it was cool when it was a token dog on the bar patio, but it's gotten way more common recently.

Absolutely B ASED and R*DPILLED, LIEberals owned with facts and LOGIC 💯😎

Huh, never knew * meant ETAR. Learn something new each day.

Masterlawlz dunking on this guy harder than he dunked on wil Wheaton.

👑<—excuse me, king. You dropped this.

the lawlz proving again why he is the best poster in this sub

Kek, actually pretty funny. How about you post less threads about children's shows, and more where you're just dragging r-slurs on Reddit?

I fucking hate knowing that you are living here in Irving with me. The fact that I am probably less than 15 minutes away from you while typing this is driving me insane.

How did you like the Blue Angels flyover the other day though?

Quickly, have sex. It is the only way to be safe from the corruption being spread by Lawlz-vapours.

Wait, they should have sex with each other! Lmaooo jk jk... Unless...? 😳

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Man, I love local subs. It's like a high school reunion where nobody else got their shit together.

Best poster

Days after? How many days? If it's like three, how are the uptick in cases related to the order?

Right, we are basically just now hitting the point where you'd really see an uptick in reported cases/deaths from the loosening of the restrictions. And thus far, I don't think there's been a marked increase apart from the general increases we've seen from doing more tests.

I saw three birthday parties in my apartment complex last week alone. People don’t give a fuck anymore lol

Damn Dallas sounds even more miserable than usual. People never gave a fuck in the first place down here on the coast. I was at Lowe’s a couple days ago - I don’t remember what for but I can guarantee it was the opposite of essential - and aside from the one or two people dressed up like extras from Outbreak it was normal.

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based Lawlz going back to its roots!

At the start of this pandemic I would say he has a good point, he has an actual emergency, but now, fuck you man, this is a free-for-all if I want to go to Home Depot and check doorknobs for the house Im going to buy in 5 years I will!

Okay, i now know why op was upset.

He is faggot and wanted people to acknowledge him breaking steroeotypes and cultural constructs but instead they repremanded him for going shopping and this upset him.

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