CNN brings a certain Swedish zoomer on to talk about Coronachan, rightoid Twitter REEEEacts predictably

1  2020-05-13 by Can_The_SRDine

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WHY CLIMATE GIRL NO SHUT UP?!?!?!?!

haha sailboat go whoosh

climate loli say words >:(

Fetal alcohol syndrome.

There it is. Can't be a Greta thread without FAS.

"Let's see what Ja Rule has to say about this."

WHERE IS JAH?!?!

Isn’t he literally in jail for fraud?

He still has more expertise than half of that CNN panel.

To be fair, they had a point talking to him.

How in anyway is she qualified

She isn't, but she makes rightoids seethe and CNN probably thinks that z**mers worship her.

CNN seems to think it’s a good idea for them to confirm their label of fake news

At least she's good for drama lol

Very close. Websites track engagement. Drama boosts engagement, and Greta guarantees drama. Outlets have to maximize revenue by playing the advertising and SEO algorithms.

It is not stressed enough how much advertising is a cancer upon society, and I believe it is the biggest motivator for the ever escalating media bullshit.

Legit forgot about her until this post

High school in Sweden > college degree in 🍔-land

She’s a climate change expert and this virus came about because climate change has forced desperate people to eat bats and other species

Just when I thought your shtick got tired, not bad

People

Wrong.

I remember reading in a story how the Cantonese were known for eating anything with legs except a table by other Chinks. Wonder when they all decided to stop looking down on them and join in.

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Have you seen people unironically making that point though?

There was a Ted talk loads of people told me I have to watch where some woman explains to all us simple people how this will happen more and more due to deforestation, as people will have to find more obscure food to eat.

Do people honestly watch that and think "wow clever scientist"? Bitch, Asians have been eating mad shit for ages they aren't forced to. This has nothing to do with deforestation or having to eat strange food. What a joke.

Have you seen people unironically making that point though?

Such as me? She also has personal expertise with COVID-19

You were being serious? How does deforestation have anything to do with Corona? Chinese have been eating bats since forever and Wuhan is a massive city not some provincial village in the jungle. It’s a bullshit narrative used to get us used to the idea that they can take away our freedoms whenever they want.

I’d really like you to explain that theory so that it makes sense to someone who can actually think properly. Thanks.

Bats are one theory. Another is that this came from pangolins which are facing extinction. That is directly connected to global warming which Greta is the world’s foremost expert on.

That's a large stretch you just made there. I hoped you warmed up.

Shit someone called me out, better change the story to pangolins.

We, as a race used to live in the jungle eating whatever shit (literally) we could find. This narrative is complete bullshit whatever animal exoic animal you come up with.

Woah, you can't make asking statements like that. Left0ids might interpret that you're S33THING and SO MAD!

rightoid Twitter

Come again?

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This is a myth

Being a racist loser that makes fun of racist losers doesn't make you any less of a racist loser.

Pretending you're too stupid to understand how you spend your free time doesn't make it any less pathetic to spend your free time that way.

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Dafuq does Pippi Longstocking know about pandemics?

Not even just rightoids, Eugene Gu is complaining about how they only put white people on to discuss stuff