Hello /r/drama, I would like to start a thread for us to simply appreciate my stickies and all they bring to this sub. I don't think you guys realize how much I truly sacrifice to be a mod here.
1 2020-05-14 by MasterLawlz
I really think my stickies have been taken for granted lately. Every day you guys are like "Hey Lawlz, where is today's sticky? Give me another sticky!" or "Hey ML, write six paragraphs about my favorite childhood TV show, I expect it on my desk by 6 AM tomorrow". It's truly exhausting.
But the worst part is how rarely I get a thank you or even so much as a "please kill yourself" to show I'm at least noticed and valued for my efforts. Every day while you are at work, I'm at the house slaving away over a hot keyboard so that you have a nice fresh sticky when you get home. You just take, take, take, and quite frankly I have to speak up!
When my wife comes up to me and asks if I would like to have a threesome with her and one of her clients at the modeling studio she runs, do you think I like saying "No, honey, I have to post on /r/drama today." Do you think I'm proud of the fact that my kids see that blurry .jpeg of my face more than they see me in person? I mean for god's sake, my stock portfolio just shot up in value and it broke my heart knowing I would have to use the profits to purchase reddit gold instead of putting it in their college fund. I would have at least gotten them something for their birthdays but after being on this sub so long, I've forgotten when any of those even are. Young Ben, Gwen, and Kevin have missed out on so much so that I can make my posts.
Do you realize I even missed being at my grandfather's deathbed and in turn, did not get to hear his final words? Although to be fair, they sounded pretty boring. From what the nurse told me, it was something about wanting me to re-evaluate my life and stop wasting every minute I had before it was too late. Dementia must have really been taking hold at that point as it sounded like the ravings of a man who had lost his sanity. Poor guy thought he was Jacob Marley or something.
Anyway, I think you probably get my point. So the next time one of my stickies makes you laugh, cry, and rethink your place in this universe, remember that I gave up almost everything to bring it to you. That is my gift to you all.
Thanks for reading.
47 comments
16 TheColdTurtle 2020-05-14
You are an essential poster. More important than any doctor or nurse.
10 MasterLawlz 2020-05-14
Oh yeah, without question
2 Giulio-Cesare 2020-05-14
He was the one who made me an approved poster and allowed you people to learn the true beauty of radish farming through my teachings.
Some might say he's the most essential person of all because of that.
9 Arbys_Official 2020-05-14
http://imgur.com/zhcyiD9
4 Redactor0 2020-05-14
1 DannyLee90 2020-05-14
where's the lie
2 Giulio-Cesare 2020-05-14
I have glimpsed the face of God and stared into His very soul.
7 Seattle_Bussy_Lmao 2020-05-14
You are as casually self-serving as a shitty Chinese buffet.
4 zhcyiDnein 2020-05-14
Lawlz stickies are life fuel tbh.
4 funko_pope 2020-05-14
Whatβs it like doing it for free?
1 Chapocel 2020-05-14
Absolutely no benefits
3 SnapshillBot 2020-05-14
Wasnt asking you, cretin.
Let me speak in your language of Cretin Retardian. Im a bit rusty. I haven't fully grasped your language.
Ok...ahem
Darrrr dyurrr wewoo wewoo wavaba nyarn wohoo wohoo waaaaaaa durrr durhhhhhh duhhhh
For people who arent Cretin Retardians, that translates to:
Go fuck your Dad's dick hole like the good little sperm you are
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3 ironicshitpostr 2020-05-14
Delete ur account
3 JeanPeuplu 2020-05-14
Enough about you, how's max doing?
1 MasterLawlz 2020-05-14
He's doing alright
3 Jeb4Pres2020 2020-05-14
Please stop posting. And before you laugh it off like I'm playing in to your schtick, I'm not. Please stop posting.
1 MasterLawlz 2020-05-14
no
3 throwawanarchist 2020-05-14
What colors are you and your wife
2 Hoof________hearted 2020-05-14
Mister Masterlalz, I'm genuinely upset.
This is an alt account, and I've chosen to use it in protest over being banned, not only from r/drama but from reddit.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wcBplbfXgSY
2 FrankensteinsRetard 2020-05-14
βπΏβπΏβ
2 seemultaneusly 2020-05-14
Lawlz I can't believe that I am saying this but I would love to give you head and have my bussy benetrated by you
You truly are a chadπππ©π¦
2 AlecOzzyHillPitas 2020-05-14
Quite honestly I feel blessed to be alive in the age of the Lawlz Sticky. With each green text I bask in the awe that is your light.
2 Ohnoidontlikethat 2020-05-14
βNo honey, you and LaDurfius will just have to have sex without me watching. Yeah, I know, again. Work has been really busy lately, Iβll try to make some time after this ben10 thesis is finished.β
2 RedPillDessert 2020-05-14
Wait are you The MasterLawlz that I've been hearing so much about?
2 anoughnymoughs 2020-05-14
When the fuck did Lawlz become funny. I feel like this all happened very abruptly. Fuck you Lawlz.
1 quality_bratwurst 2020-05-14
Stop
2 MasterLawlz 2020-05-14
why
1 alphetaboss 2020-05-14
How long did you beg to be a mod? It was like almost a year wasn't it?
1 MasterLawlz 2020-05-14
Pretty sure it was way longer than that
Uh I mean, what are you talking about, the other mods were practically on their knees begging me to join them π
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1 elephantofdoom 2020-05-14
lawlz if you want to be taken with any type of seriousness or even irony, deal with this robot
1 HottieFireFighter 2020-05-14
Lawlz, this is a great sticky, truly one of your best. Could this be the start of a sticky renaissance?
Please could you have a look into the banning of my friend VulvaRevolver from r/drama?
He's been whining to me nonstop about how he's stuck in with no one except his wife and family to talk to and how the jannies have taken away his only interaction with sane people π€·ββοΈ
Thank you. For everything you do.
1 giantbagofpoe 2020-05-14
I'll ask your mom to make you some extra tendies today Sport.
1 SandorClegane_AMA 2020-05-14
You are underselling how much you work to the detriment of this sub. You also take really dumb mod actions.
1 MasterLawlz 2020-05-14
such as?
1 GourmetImp 2020-05-14
Allah > MasterLawlz > Jesus
1 kimjongunnudes4free 2020-05-14
https://i.redd.it/bev7vphkrjs21.png
1 Promptoisabitch 2020-05-14
Thank you Masterlawlz, your stickies are an essential component of the r/drama experience.
1 Qwagsoir 2020-05-14
I'm sure you receive a large compensation for this excellent community service, right?
1 momotibbs 2020-05-14
Ben, Gwen and Kevin! I love you Lawlz
1 WeWuzKANG5 2020-05-14
l
1 jewdanksdad 2020-05-14
F@ttie
1 Outdated_CPU_1 2020-05-14
I hate you so god damn much
1 MasterLawlz 2020-05-14
Why though?
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