Do you guys remember that episode of Hannah Montana where her brother Jackson just wanted privacy from their dad who was calling and texting him incessantly yet he was shown as being in the wrong for wanting his space?
1 2020-05-18 by MasterLawlz
I remember being unironically mad about this as a kid. The dude was like 17 yet his dad would not give him any freedom whatsoever. What a dick.
Also, did you know that Jason Earles was like 30 when he played that character? That shit blew my mind.
46 comments
11 alphetaboss 2020-05-18
Lawlz, you're approaching your mid 20s. What are you doing with your life? It's time for you to put down cartoons and Disney shows, go off to have an adventure like Thoreau or Hemingway, and become a man. Go take inspiration from the classic film Into The Wild.
8 quality_bratwurst 2020-05-18
Based and subtle burnpilled
5 SnapshillBot 2020-05-18
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5 ImSimpleGuy 2020-05-18
How can one man be so based and pathetic at the same time
3 MasterLawlz 2020-05-18
It's truly a conundrum, isn't it?
2 THE_CRUSTIEST 2020-05-18
He's talking about you
3 MasterLawlz 2020-05-18
well yeah, who else would he have been referring to?
4 zhcyiDnein 2020-05-18
No.
3 zergling_Lester 2020-05-18
Me neither but that's probably because I never watched it.
0 MasterLawlz 2020-05-18
oh okay then
3 RIPGeorgeHarrison 2020-05-18
I understand your icarly posting more.
4 Only_Sais_This 2020-05-18
SHUT THE FUCK UP
-2 MasterLawlz 2020-05-18
no
3 tereria85 2020-05-18
Yeah when i learned how old the brother was i was perplexed. That dude is gonna look like bizarro 16 year old forever.
3 OniTan 2020-05-18
Did you know Miley Cyrus hated the character of Hannah Montana so much that she shaved her head and started acting like Wendy O. Williams, and that she and her father Billy Ray Cyrus are no longer on good terms?
3 [deleted] 2020-05-18
Remember:
They do it for free.
3 QuadNarca 2020-05-18
All I know is Hannah Montana is that girl who was swinging nude on a wrecking ball, don't recognize the other names.
2 Amour_cok 2020-05-18
Did you know that Hannah Montana was gonna be called Alexis Texas?
-1 MasterLawlz 2020-05-18
Yeah actually I did
3 Amour_cok 2020-05-18
No you didn’t
2 SandorClegane_AMA 2020-05-18
Remember when men and boys didn't watch girls shows?
2 MasterLawlz 2020-05-18
Can't say that I do, actually
2 serialflamingo 2020-05-18
I never watched that show but I remember liking that one song from it.
Miley has a pretty good voice tbh. Her cover of Jolene is p great and Bangerz was a p solid pop album.
1 MasterLawlz 2020-05-18
Doesn't Miley rely on autotune pretty heavily though?
1 serialflamingo 2020-05-18
In what way? Not as a replacement for being a good singer, no.
2 MasterLawlz 2020-05-18
I thought I remembered her Jolene cover being autotuned
If not then yeah she is really good
2 serialflamingo 2020-05-18
That's actually the first I've heard this accusation lol. I don't think so? Lol. Miley is Joan's girl, I'm just a casual fan.
I'll wait for you to insult Britney before going full Templar
1 MasterLawlz 2020-05-18
I think Miley could be doing more if she hadn't created such a bizarre persona. Obviously she does really well with her music but I think she could have done better as an actress because I saw her on SNL in like 2012 and she was genuinely pretty funny. That was right after she shifted from Disney to adulthood but before she started acting bizarre. There was a really brief sweet spot in there that I liked her in.
2 serialflamingo 2020-05-18
She doesn't interest me all that much. I think she's talented and likeable but can't commit to a "shtick".
She was a bit too bizarre to be a graduated Disney pop star but also too polished to become like "alt" in any meaningful way. I hope she's doing OK tho.
1 lorgar_was_right 2020-05-18
Too polished. I know this sub is full of morons but are you fucking kidding me
1 serialflamingo 2020-05-18
You're a fucking retard lmao
1 lorgar_was_right 2020-05-18
So we’re going to ignore the topless picture of Miley in a unicorn costume with a gigantic dildo?
1 serialflamingo 2020-05-18
If you think "Hannah Montana wears a strap on and shows nipple" is enough to ingratiate her as an "alt artist" after literally working for Disney then yes, you are a retard
I'm not talking about how the average person would perceive her.
0 lorgar_was_right 2020-05-18
Alt artists are apparently far more degenerate than I imagined I guess.
2 serialflamingo 2020-05-18
You're much more fat than you previously thought.
You worthless boring fuck.
Who do you think you're fooling? The only people who notice you irl feel sorry for you.
1 lorgar_was_right 2020-05-18
Rude
1 serialflamingo 2020-05-18
You're doing great hon
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1 serialflamingo 2020-05-18
My first zoz post
2 MagicHoudini 2020-05-18
i watched only the most influential and tasteful chinese cartoons growing up, that's why I have taste and I don't mod any subreddit 😎😎😎😎
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0 ManBearFridge 2020-05-18
Did you watch every Disney show from the year 20xx?
1 MasterLawlz 2020-05-18
I’m sure I probably missed a few of them