I'm not a homosexual because I have straight sex with a man and I like men. But I'm straight because I prefer women's dicks and love having sex with them. I'm a homophobe because I can't have it.
Imagine believing he actually wanted anyone to feel better by reading uplifting news stories into a camera. He wanted to hog a camera and did it through reading uplifting news stories. Just because there is a global pandemic and you might be unemployed is NOT an excuse to not-consoom Krasinski product.
He shouldn't have sold this one, not because "it was just John in his house" but because it profiteered off the pandemic and people's fragile emotions.
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Because we all wanted to believe krasinski was doing this to uplift people. If he wanted that, why not just give the idea away? It’s not very original anyway. If he took money now, I can’t help but imagine that’s what it was always about. What a sham.
Apparently it would all be better if he gave it to CBS for free. Riiiiiiight.
The best part is that this is being posted in television. Like, this was just on youtube, right? Youtube can be pretty good but it's not like it's even Netflix quality (and even Netflix gets made fun of for greenlighting so much content).
Nah man I've seen people make content better than some Netflix trash , like those YouTubers who make short horror clips have some quality, it's just more pg-13.
Oh I’m not disagreeing there. It’s just that I wouldn’t consider YouTube tv, but I would for Netflix (although their movies are really where the quality is)
Netflix is trying to be every channel all at once. They're trying to be everything from Cartoon Network to HBO to the Hallmark channel. They have TV shows for every conceivable demographic. If you're a Trump-supporting boomer or a hip bisexual millennial, they've focus-grouped something specifically for you.
They don't give a shit if people think some of their shows are trash because some people like garbage like The Ranch and Full House. Casting that wide of a net is what has generated them over $100 billion.
Oh I didn’t see it. Didn’t realize he directed it.
Might give it a shot, dog shit actors are sometimes decent directors (for example Ben Affleck, though he isn’t exactly a “dog shit” actor and this isn’t a particularly original opinion. I did enjoy “The Town”.).
Jim literally spends most of his twenties and thirties harassing his autistic coworker every single day. Like I know it made for funny TV but if I knew him in real life, I would think he was a colossal loser
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People who feel real feelings watching things on a screen are pathetic. Be entertained, but finding some kind of joy or sense of fulfillment is pathetic.
Imagine feeling nothing when tony killed Christopher, or Lane killed himself or Jessie killed Gale. Get yourself austimo drugs before you go on a spree.
Lane had a dark humor sketch right before he did it and Gayle 100% deserved it. Anyway, if any of those deaths had any impact on you for more than 5 minutes, lol.
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1 KingEggbert 2020-05-25
Imagine believing he actually wanted anyone to feel better by reading uplifting news stories into a camera. He wanted to hog a camera and did it through reading uplifting news stories. Just because there is a global pandemic and you might be unemployed is NOT an excuse to not-consoom Krasinski product.
1 newcomer_ts 2020-05-25
It’s basically, “only fans” but free.
1 Emochind 2020-05-25
Ahaha
2 heretobefriends 2020-05-25
Imagine seeing a need in society and being rewarded for putting your time and capital towards satisfying it.
1 KingEggbert 2020-05-25
Ethically speaking, he has a moral obligation to make me feel good. Like, Socrates died for this shit, am I right? Like, philosophically speaking.
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1 -holier-than-mao- 2020-05-25
That is a $picy thr0wback.
1 SmurfPolitics 2020-05-25
Pretty decent drama ig
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Apparently it would all be better if he gave it to CBS for free. Riiiiiiight.
1 Cusek 2020-05-25
Lmao wtf is wrong with redditors. Stop caring about celebrities lives and start fucking peoples around you.
1 KingEggbert 2020-05-25
The best part is that this is being posted in television. Like, this was just on youtube, right? Youtube can be pretty good but it's not like it's even Netflix quality (and even Netflix gets made fun of for greenlighting so much content).
1 Dizzy732 2020-05-25
Nah man I've seen people make content better than some Netflix trash , like those YouTubers who make short horror clips have some quality, it's just more pg-13.
1 KingEggbert 2020-05-25
Oh I’m not disagreeing there. It’s just that I wouldn’t consider YouTube tv, but I would for Netflix (although their movies are really where the quality is)
1 MasterLawlz 2020-05-25
Netflix is trying to be every channel all at once. They're trying to be everything from Cartoon Network to HBO to the Hallmark channel. They have TV shows for every conceivable demographic. If you're a Trump-supporting boomer or a hip bisexual millennial, they've focus-grouped something specifically for you.
They don't give a shit if people think some of their shows are trash because some people like garbage like The Ranch and Full House. Casting that wide of a net is what has generated them over $100 billion.
1 -M-o-X- 2020-05-25
Definitely saw the headline in rising and could only think "a tv station got a tv show wow holy shit." Who gives a fuck.
1 Freshtoast45 2020-05-25
Mediocre actor from mediocre show
1 Mayos_side 2020-05-25
😒
1 MasterLawlz 2020-05-25
pretty good director though
3 xenolego 2020-05-25
What did he direct that you’d recommend? Genuine curiosity.
1 MasterLawlz 2020-05-25
A Quiet Place? I’m surprised I even have to mention it, the movie was pretty popular not too long ago
2 xenolego 2020-05-25
Oh I didn’t see it. Didn’t realize he directed it.
Might give it a shot, dog shit actors are sometimes decent directors (for example Ben Affleck, though he isn’t exactly a “dog shit” actor and this isn’t a particularly original opinion. I did enjoy “The Town”.).
1 Stoicpeace 2020-05-25
Mediocre director as well, if A Quiet Place is anything to go by.
1 FR4UDUL3NT 2020-05-25
I love that now is the time where everyone turns on John Krasinski, not after a movie and two seasons worth of US Colonial propaganda
1 AltRitardando 2020-05-25
You act like that's a bad thing
1 istural 2020-05-25
That show is amazing and warms my centrist heart.
1 newcomer_ts 2020-05-25
That edit was redundant.
We know...
1 Lehk 2020-05-25
Do they think he's a reddit moderator? Of course he isn't doing it for free.
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1 newcomer_ts 2020-05-25
The easiest money is always made off of emotionally and mentally unstable but functioning people with jobs.
As always, regret and disappointment is directly proportional to the degree of unwarranted worship.
Also, why YT algorithm did not suggest this to me, like, ever?
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1 istural 2020-05-25
My dream is to start writing self help books as it’s an endless market that’s incredibly marketable.
1 heretobefriends 2020-05-25
And all you have to do is tell people to clean their room in five easy to follow steps.
1 kimjongunnudes4free 2020-05-25
NOOOOO NOT MY WHOLESOME TELEVISION SHOWERINO, JIM FROM THE OFFICE IS A NICE GUY LIKE MEEEEE.
3 heretobefriends 2020-05-25
It's funny, because Jim is a blatant sociopath.
1 pmmeyourpossums 2020-05-25
Hit a nerve with the Awtist it seems
1 heretobefriends 2020-05-25
?
1 pmmeyourpossums 2020-05-25
I'm implying you dislike Jim because he plays pranks on a fellow autist.
2 heretobefriends 2020-05-25
Nah, I was actually thinking about how he manipulates everyone around him. He clearly has some respect for Dwight.
1 pmmeyourpossums 2020-05-25
My mistake then, carry on.
0 MasterLawlz 2020-05-25
Jim literally spends most of his twenties and thirties harassing his autistic coworker every single day. Like I know it made for funny TV but if I knew him in real life, I would think he was a colossal loser
3 pmmeyourpossums 2020-05-25
What joy is there in a job if not enraging the office autist?
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1 I_Shah 2020-05-25
Like what we do in r/drama Lawlz
1 MasterLawlz 2020-05-25
Yeah but here it’s a sign of affection
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1 mohkohnsepicgun 2020-05-25
Krasinski is one of those names I have difficulty believing exists outside of an episode of Band of Brothers.
1 rakrakaon 2020-05-25
People who feel real feelings watching things on a screen are pathetic. Be entertained, but finding some kind of joy or sense of fulfillment is pathetic.
3 Pokanot 2020-05-25
This is pretty edgy, there isn't anything wrong with feeling stuff from watching films.
2 AgitatedFudge 2020-05-25
U are saying that about all film too ? marvel and shit is obv trash , but ALL film? there r many good films that is ok to feel something
2 heretobefriends 2020-05-25
Gonna give you a moment to process how tarded that was.
1 MaybeBadger 2020-05-25
Imagine feeling nothing when tony killed Christopher, or Lane killed himself or Jessie killed Gale. Get yourself austimo drugs before you go on a spree.
1 rakrakaon 2020-05-25
Lane had a dark humor sketch right before he did it and Gayle 100% deserved it. Anyway, if any of those deaths had any impact on you for more than 5 minutes, lol.
2 KingEggbert 2020-05-25
uhh, are you trying to prove them right?
1 OnlyRacistOnReddit 2020-05-25
HOW DARE HE MAKE MONEY!!!
1 hackfraud30011999 2020-05-25
CBS literally bought something that unemployed bearded mayos do for free