did you guys know that one time David Letterman asked Clint Eastwood if he had seven children and Clint casually responded "At least" like it was no big deal that he genuinely didn't know the exact number

1  2020-05-25 by MasterLawlz

I know it sounds fucked up but in some weird way I honestly found this kind of admirable

Like Clint has gotten so much pussy in his life that he's long-since given up on guessing how many bastard children he's fathered. Maybe he felt a little guilty about it at some point but a few more decades of sleeping with supermodels probably made him totally numb to it all.

You have to be a serious lady-killer to achieve that level of alpha male. I'm pretty sure even Schwarzenegger probably knows how many kids he has even if they weren't all with his wife.

You know, like you absolutely know that there are guys out there that grew up being told they looked like Clint Eastwood then later found out their mom was in the makeup department on The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly or some shit. And that was also the day they found out how their mom bought such a nice house despite having a shitty job.

Do you realize that his son Scott Eastwood was the result of him banging some flight attendant when he was fucking 55 years old?? He was married at the time too. His whole history of relationships is absolutely hysterical.. He must be one of the most fertile guys ever because he was knocking up women left and right it seems. I genuinely wonder how he had time to make movies with all the affairs he had going on.

And this all happened while he was simultaneously making hundreds of millions of dollars and winning oscars. Literally the most alpha Chad to ever walk the earth without question.

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2  grabthebanners 2020-05-25

😴😴😴 snoozeposting is back

1  MasterLawlz 2020-05-25

pretty sure it never left

2  pandeyji_ka_ladka 2020-05-25

Finally a decent post from this fаggоt

2  ManBearFridge 2020-05-25

So Clint is the patriarch of deadbeat dads?

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2  WeWuzKANG5 2020-05-25

Extremism is so easy. You've got your position, and that's it. It doesn't take much thought. And when you go far enough to the right you meet the same idiots coming around from the left.

Incomprehensibly based.

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1  RedditsAnti-American 2020-05-25

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1  ZumWegwerfenBitte 2020-05-25

You know, like you absolutely know that there are guys out there that grew up being told they looked like Clint Eastwood then later found out their mom was in the makeup department on The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly or some sh_t. And that was also the day they found out how their mom bought such a nice house despite having a shi_ty job.

If your face wasn't publicly known at this point I'd have guessed that this was your way of c0ping with the fact that you're mom is prostituting herself to single-handedly raise her absolute failure of a bast4rd son - however, since I absolutely know that no one has ever told you that you look like Clint Eastwood, we can surely dismiss this as another one of those fantasies you love to spam without any financial compensation :)

3  MasterLawlz 2020-05-25

Oh okay

1  elephantofdoom 2020-05-25

Only boomers care about either Clint Eastwood or David Letterman.

3  PayThatToll 2020-05-25

Million dollar baby was quality

1  32soasign 2020-05-25

Yeah but they care a lot

1  colormebadorange 2020-05-25

Anyone ever tell you that you look a lot like him?

1  MasterLawlz 2020-05-25

Fuck I wish

1  pandeyji_ka_ladka 2020-05-25

I bet you look like Jоnah Hill?

1  Chapocel 2020-05-25

...a transitioning Jonah Hill

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1  yocrappacrappa 2020-05-25

The more he has, the less we do...

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2  MasterLawlz 2020-05-25

Wait what lol

Do you have a source on that

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1  PsychologicalYam5 2020-05-25

didn't he also make out with a child in a movie

1  mohkohnsepicgun 2020-05-25

No that was Keith Carradine. And no; you can't have a link.

1  Kero-Kero-Burrito 2020-05-25

Nope, it was Clint.

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0066819/

1  mohkohnsepicgun 2020-05-25

I think you'll find that's an orangutan.

1  Kero-Kero-Burrito 2020-05-25

You're thinking of Every Which Way but Loose.

1  mohkohnsepicgun 2020-05-25

Don't you talk about my mother like that.

1  nonsiamouguali 2020-05-25

Maybe he felt a little guilty about it at some point

Why would he feel guilty about it? They wouldn't be alive if he hadn't fucked around, it was very altruistic of him.

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1  MasterLawlz 2020-05-25

haha I know right

1  LewfKrad 2020-05-25

How’s life going bud? You doing ok? If you ever need anyone to talk to, I’m here. I know shit gets hard but I think you have a really strong support system in this sub.

1  MasterLawlz 2020-05-25

well the lockdowns have sucked, wbu

1  LewfKrad 2020-05-25

I got to spend a lot of time with my wife and kid, so I can’t complain. How do you keep busy? It’s important to have healthy hobbies. Any family in the area you can spend some quality time with?

1  MasterLawlz 2020-05-25

My gym has reopened so thankfully I can start going regularly again

2  LewfKrad 2020-05-25

Good! Be sure to wipe down the racks, and remember that if you’re gonna wear lifting gloves to the gym, make sure they match your purse! Stay safe buddy. I’ll be looking forward to your next monstrosity of a post!