Concerning the State of This Sub
6 2020-05-29 by Starship_Litterbox_C
Hello all, For those invested in cryptocurrency and desirous of a free-of-drama-free living situation, I am currently accepting applications for property ownership on the island nation of This Sub, to be an anarcho-tyranny governed by a board of executives ruling over the Private Monocratic State of This Sub, chartered island off the coast of Canada.
Consideration for citizenship is contingent upon guardianship of no less than 2 cats, or a DNA composition of no less than 12.5 percent feline DNA. Persons of Squirt Bottles need not apply.
71 comments
3 Atfhatesdogs 2020-05-29
I drink cat pee
2 Obama_Brigade 2020-05-29
Relatable
3 TheBlarkster 2020-05-29
I will live as a crazed lunatic hobo in the woods of this island. I will graft parts of a mountain lion to my body to fulfill the feline requirement. I will go full Ted mode if any agriculture is set up on said island.
2 shitaim 2020-05-29
As a new approvedcel I now feel qualified to say your post makes no sense and please explain the joke to me
3 Starship_Litterbox_C 2020-05-29
Browse r/drama/new n00b, love you 😘😻
2 tHeSiD 2020-05-29
Wait we are private again?
2 shitaim 2020-05-29
I dont think so but I dont know how to check anyway
2 IraqiLobster 2020-05-29
Whenever the sub gets a lot less active and slightly higher in quality, then you’ll know
4 shitaim 2020-05-29
Ive seen enough aftermath- and Deuxsperation-posting to know that the sub going private just leads even approvedcels posting to Deux
I pray I am wrong
1 Can_The_SRDine 2020-05-29
That would just improve the quality of both subs.
1 AugustinesBitchBoy 2020-05-29
honestly hope drama goes private just to save deux from MDEcide
1 SweatDrinker 2020-05-29
The sub going private just means more agendaposting from all sides of the compass, not quality going up
1 ZlyLudek 2020-05-29
Hope not, one of the very few subs I lurk
2 cptnhaddock 2020-05-29
Lol gtfo
1 budderyfish 2020-05-29
tell me how I check if im approvedcel or not
1 [deleted] 2020-05-29
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2 Kat_B0T 2020-05-29
Lol being whacky is based
2 Starship_Litterbox_C 2020-05-29
Based on what? My pan-gender Transformers collection that I painted myself?
2 MiltonFriedmanisbae1 2020-05-29
The Friedman Reich is already here.
2 PMWaffle 2020-05-29
I can monitor our jannies wages 🤠
2 Enrico_Motassa 2020-05-29
eww gross
1 SnapshillBot 2020-05-29
The 9/11 Vore Conspiracy argues that the twin towers were not hit by planes externally. Instead, planes were built inside the towers, and continually inflated which eventually caused a collapse.
The anonymous theorist, reviewing footage of the 9/11 attack, stops the footage numerous times to point out "weak zones" of the town that gave in as a response to the increasing weight of the internal aircraft.
He highlights areas in the footage that portray people and objects being violently thrown out of the windows with force, as well as small billows of steam and fire, happening at the lower floor levels of one of the towers.
"Look at this shit. You're telling me there's just random ass explosions going on? Down here? We ain't even remotely close to where the plane collided. Bull fucking horse shit.'
The theorist explains that the planes were built by "crazed U.S. government scientists who watched too much Doctor Who, it was like that of a real life TARDIS experiment".
"They built these massive towers, for what? Business? Hell nah, have you seen the economy pre-9/11? It was shit. We didn't have the money nor energy for no goddamn tower of that size, and definitely not two."
We asked why the experiment would take place in the middle of a city as crowded as NYC. The theorist responded:
"It's hidden in plain sight. NYC's got all the resources in the world, right at your disposal. Nah, seriously man, look at these streets, there's a fuckin' garbage pile up just down the road. You know what kind of technology you can find in these piles? There's some fuckin' money to be made. Plus you get to make a nationwide scare if your experiment fucks up, and publicity means more money. They had all to gain and nothing to lose."
The theorist explains that any and all footage taken inside the Twin Towers pre-9/11 was simply simulated, props, or illusion. Footage of NYC recorded in a position respective to which the twin towers overlooked, was created via a clever series of mirrors originally sourcing from the "432 Park Avenue" building.
The theorist claims that any and all footage of the planes are "so fake, it's laughable", he states: "Nobody saw any planes... not in real life. Outside of what the TV stations would tell you, not a single soul saw an actual, physical plane hit the buildings. Hell, you could ask everyone in New York today, you won't find a single person who saw a plane."
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1 -Kite-Man- 2020-05-29
Can I have a duchy? I'd be a kick-ass duke.
I'm down to one cat after last week but we can fix that
2 zergling_Lester 2020-05-29
Duke Kiteman Must Die
1 Starship_Litterbox_C 2020-05-29
Awww man, sorry to hear. I’ll put in Form-49/Memoriam Exception Waiver on your behalf. No worries!
1 -Kite-Man- 2020-05-29
Yea he was a pretty great buddy. Real trooper, clumsy but determined
RIP Bucky
And we appreciate the exception.
Say...how long do you think is an appropriate grieving period before replacing him like an object?
1 Starship_Litterbox_C 2020-05-29
I mean you always need more cats, it's not replacement if you're collecting. Also, he was so keeewwwwt omg
1 dramasutra2020 2020-05-29
Me
2 Starship_Litterbox_C 2020-05-29
Treasurer
1 dramasutra2020 2020-05-29
Yes please!!!!!!
1 Logan_Pauler 2020-05-29
Dogs > Cats
1 bleedingdoughnut 2020-05-29
dogs == cats
0 Logan_Pauler 2020-05-29
Dogs 8=========D💦💦💦Cats
1 Starship_Litterbox_C 2020-05-29
Rats are cool, too.
1 SQL_INVICTUS 2020-05-29
Can I have a private corner? I don't do well with people.
1 Starship_Litterbox_C 2020-05-29
Then This Sub is for you
1 Maximum_Cuddles 2020-05-29
Can I be head of security? I’ve always wanted to abuse my powers, but I never had any!
1 Starship_Litterbox_C 2020-05-29
Head of State Security confirmed!
1 kikidowndablocc 2020-05-29
I'd like to be the CEO of The ŕ/Drama Israel Public Affairs Committee, please and thank you.
1 HottieFireFighter 2020-05-29
Pick me please I've got no credentials or any of the required skills, which makes me a perfect choice.
1 [deleted] 2020-05-29
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1 DaBigKahuna77 2020-05-29
I don't have cats but sometimes I cough up hairballs. Does that mean I'm part feline?
1 ExilesReturn 2020-05-29
Nah, it just means you’re a pussy
1 d4ddyd64m4 2020-05-29
Is radical centrism still a requirement for citizenship?
1 Starship_Litterbox_C 2020-05-29
Always
1 [deleted] 2020-05-29
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1 WholesomeDrama 2020-05-29
every h0m0 (aka drama user) boomer has at least one cat. im in
1 Pewkie 2020-05-29
Can I just be a dinosaur? I feel like that is a respectable title. When Dinosaurs Ruled the Sub
1 Spysix 2020-05-29
Why not just say drama?
1 Starship_Litterbox_C 2020-05-29
You want me to de-un-dis-complicate or?
1 600_lbs_of_sin 2020-05-29
as Minister of Education, i promise that nobody will ever learn anything again
1 Starship_Litterbox_C 2020-05-29
You've been inaugurated.
1 600_lbs_of_sin 2020-05-29
i will squander my position in every possible way
1 waldyisawinner 2020-05-29
Approve me please daddy janny 🤤
1 d_extrum 2020-05-29
You do it for free like the rest ❤️
1 Starship_Litterbox_C 2020-05-29
I pay for internet so technically I do it for fee
1 MikealaHunt 2020-05-29
As a trans WoC I'll take the highest ranking position under you thanks for understanding
1 Starship_Litterbox_C 2020-05-29
You can be my Hand, as long as you're good at political scheming and war advising.
1 MikealaHunt 2020-05-29
Scheming I can do but my war advice is just gonna be drop the g*y bomb on them and let them fuck it out.
1 Starship_Litterbox_C 2020-05-29
😲😲😲
1 StingAuer 2020-05-29
dibs. mod me.
1 psharks 2020-05-29
I’m the fish guy, may I join the ranks of the approved.
1 Sinestram 2020-05-29
Proud to be non-approvedcell even tho i was here even before Dinoposting was a thing
1 pretty_anxious 2020-05-29
Yo i fucking love drunk driving ngl😤
1 [deleted] 2020-05-29
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1 Outdated_CPU_1 2020-05-29
I own around 3 felines
1 krausd94 2020-05-29
Dramatard thinks he’s getting his own Little St. James lmao