George Floyd did porn lmao wtf

1  2020-05-29 by Joe_Rogan_is_bae

249 comments

Rightoid coomers bout to bust tonight

No they won’t, he’s not plowing a wh1te person.

True

No they won’t, he’s not plowing a wh1te person.

Gross. Intraracial p0rn is so 2012.

No they won’t, he’s not plowing a wh1te person man.

Damn, y'all are some racists hahaha.

Ikr

You can't be racist to whi rightoids.

What is a "rightoid"?

People who are right handed.

They're also known as "PoBs" (Person of Bootstraps).

Who is "they"?

they is a pronoun used to refer to two or more people. No one is "they" but there are people that are they.

A force for good.

they

good

pick one and only one

I have a 2 for 1 coupon.

We can't answer that question here, ask at your latest MDE sub

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A right wing voter, a Trümp supporter

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The trumptards are

Huh?

Burgers?

They're not looking at the girl anyway

PA*G

muh dick ook ook

George Floyd probably gave that officer's wife a good dicking and he never forgave him.

The two worked together in the past so there is a god chance that the white wife got some of that BBC on the side

Are there no other people in fucking Minneapolis?

How are these two connected to each other and Klobuchar got dragged into this?

Are there no other people in fucking Minneapolis?

None.

This is the key to this whole thing.

Peepee poopoo bussy

At this point, I'm just waiting to hear the ghost of Prince tell us how this is all Paul Westerberg's fault.

You left out Dylan

Fair point. But does he still live there or did he leave 60 years ago and not look back?

Dylan lives in a tour bus surrounded by decapitated, black child-prostitutes' heads.

Prince's ghost probably haunts Janelle Monae, who lives in Kansas.

Paul Westerberg is probably fused to his couch right now, so at least we know he's definitely in MN.

Dylan Dylan dylan

Paul Westerberg

Hey The Replacements were one of the best bands to come out of the 80s

Minnesota isn't even real, that's how.

Can confirm: If you try to fly to "Minnesota" what really happens is that the plane circles around Wisconsin, and then they land you on a sound stage where the actors have truly terrible accents.

It's basically like the "moon landing."

Those actors put on a good state fair.

The Klobuchar piece is totally debunked to be fair. She was already in the senate (I.e. not a prosecutor in MN) by the time the case in question happened.

Already tanked her chances to be Biden's VP I'd say. She's already a questionable choice strategically and they really don't want to spend the time having to repeatedly debunk something like that.

Btw do you remember that Aussie chick that was shot by a Somali cop? Same police department https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shooting_of_Justine_Damond

The wife is Asian.

That’s hot

FYI, his wife? She’s asian

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Well she was Miss Minnesota

Mrs.

And quite fetching.

Saving this comment in case I need to come back.

muh dick ook ook

This is currently my best theory to all this

Not the first time he got neck then.

What the fuck we really did loose a legend

I thought everyone on r/drama was supposed to be smart but they don’t even know how to spell lose. Is this what it feels like to meet your idol?

You might be the most r*tarded person of all if you thought that

i thought r/drama was nothing but aut*st

I thought everyone on /r/drama was supposed to be smart

🤔

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Fuck off autojannie

If you find yourself comparing politics to sex you should neck yourself, because you're clearly doing both wrong.

Snapshots:

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actually sentient

Omfg ahahaha

Literally only thing worth responding to in days

Minneapolis, Become Human

close enough to Detroit

S E N T I E N T

True that brother

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neck yourself! Yikes, too soon

never too soon

black people all look alike to me, is this the same guy?

Yeah, he intros himself as Big Floyd from Houston. George Floyd was from Houston.

Could be a tale of mistaken identity. We must find Big Floyd at all costs.

I'd you examine his cock you'd see the same vein pattern. If you weren't so dense, the cock vein pattern (CVP to us pros) would have popped out at you right away

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Bruh smh, in Houston he's known as Big Floyd

ironic considering his weiner size

Big floyd was George floyd his alias in the 90s

Big Floyd was his rap name 😳

It is him look at the chest tattoo and look at a different pic of him

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You sound like a bitch.

He really said “all black people look the same” and got 60 upvotes I’m in disbelief

he's the chosen one

shits sickening

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I can’t believe we’re getting downvoted bro what side of reddit are we on

the comfortably bigoted and racist neck beard side of reddit smh, hate to see it bruh

LMFAO

Don't downvote lolcows 😡

Don't downvote lolcows 😡

Lol

Did you think the_donald just stopped coming to reddit?

I’m just disappointed man

This is Drama are you ret*rded?

same. is this how this sub operates?

eat a dick you asshole. how could you say something so insensitive at a time like this

Yes, he goes by Big Floyd and his tattoos are the exact same that was captured on the security camera.

Shut the fuck up

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NO FUCKING WAY. The chaddest of black chads. He caused more mayhem laid in waste more than Stalin.

I do not think so.

Why are bläck cöcks so flaccid? 🤔

Well you see son, there are two basic types of penises, known as growers and showers. In German, they're called blutpenis and fleischpenis, which means "blood-penis" and "meat-penis" respectively.

A grower, or "blood-penis," is composed primarily of vascular tissue, which swells with blood during male arousal. This tissue is responsible for the hardness of an erection. The more vascular tissue present in a man's penis, the harder his resulting "hard-on" will be.

A shower, or "meat-penis," has a much lower proportion of vascular tissue, which results in a less rigid erection. However, while they are often floppier and softer than growers, this variety of penis also tends to be larger, both when flaccid and when erect.

So to answer your question, because black males are already genetically predisposed to have showers/fleischpenis, and also because male talent in porn are selected almost exclusively for penis size, this results in most black porn stars having giant floppy dongs.

I'm taking this as fact and never looking back

This is definitely not true but I will believe it because someone on Reddit wrote a really long comment about it.

I have a mail-in degree from DeVry. I think I know what I'm talking about.

Is it true that Germans have 178 differents words to describe scat porn while Eskimos have only 32 for describe different types of snow falling during the year

You can really judge a culture by the richness of its language i guess

You also invented some German terminology apropos of nothing, instant trust.

No those are real terms lmao

Is that also why asiän cöck looks so stiff even it's small?

Correct. You will never find a harder penis than a one-inch wonder.

A precision tool for a precision job.

Except for me. Check me out lol

Implants more likely

I beg to differ

No one wanted you to do that rétárd

Actually learning something here

larger penises require more blood

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OP is just jealous he could actually get laid.

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I have to admit weaponized Ottism is pretty cool sometimes.

Good for him, getting laid and paid at the same time

Hell yeah!

Yeah but if a chick does it we are a hooker.

hookers getting paid > mods doing it for free

Dude is smuggling a fire hydrant in his pants.

RUB ONE OUT FOR GEORGE FLOYD

Legend 😪😪😪😪

Texas style???

crisis actor

Fucking nazi piece of shit

Get a life.

Pos

Are you lost?

Lot of tourists around

Jogging right through our comfy subreddit smdh.

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It’s gonna be fine baby boo

I don’t want people to see this and think he was a “bad” guy based off this. Honestly from watching this video it just shows that he was a good guy. You can tell just by the way he was talking to that girl. If anything I got more respect for him. 💯

R.I.P GEORGE FLOYD

yea he looks like he's having an absolute blast during that entire vid, being giddy and shit. Makes me smile.

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He ate her out thats some respect right there usually they go in dry with just some spit lmao

I don't think he was a bad guy because of this, I think he was a bad guy based on that he had more then 10 years worth of felonies held a woman at gunpoint in 2007 while his buddies robbed her house

I don’t think anyone thought he was a bad guy for doing porn

Whoa

Crisis actor and porn actor, quite the resume.

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woah criminal charges? the fuck happened here?

A normal Friday in are drama, enjoy your visit!

Man whoever made a bot for this must be one little bitch.

Let me get the bot on you too

Plz do lol

Why would we start “protesting” over a man who we knew nothing about?

Nobody knows your bitchass but if you were murdered by a cop for nothing, you'd want justice.

And as we all know burning and looting is the best kind of justice

Y'all idiots keep saying this as if something else works...

very true, def got the attention they wanted

I don’t want shit to happen with me when I die. Even if I was murdered in an unjustified way.

so because he did porn he deserved to die... okay 😬

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Well damn... I didn’t expect this

In the future there are gonna need to be historians whose single focus is 2020.

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Their field of study will be called hindsightology.

Captain Obvious majored that. Twice.

What a twist

KING

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This man actually did porn😭

Only rightoids could seeth hard enough to dig up porn of a dead black man and think it will help their narrative

Dig up? Probably just stumbled upon it in their dvd collection

That is not him lmao

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It is..

It is stupid. Habib show post it on twitter

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"BBC"

dick the size of a crayon

This is why I hate porn

Post yours

"BBC"

dick the size of a crayon

This is why I hate porn

Wow

The comment on Stephen Jackson man 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Radicals about get turned into coomers

“Put your face down” 😬

My man put that DICK down. George Floyd a real one through and through goddamn RIP to this man. I feel bad for all the women that will never get that Texas BBC

Dude had an average 6 incher, is that considered bbc?

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Gone from choking the bitches on camera to being choked by a bitch on camera.

This took my breath away

Who gives a fuck ? Does it matter right now ??

It's clearly annoying so it must have some relevance.

yo wtf

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My man laid the mad pipe

Lol now I know why all the white girls are upset- they miss his bbc 😂😂

bbc? Looked like an average 6 inches

Is there a date this was uploaded?

I did NOT expect this

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This confirms doing porn is bad for you

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Bitch wtf

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This dude was goated

He did porn? I guess that means it's ok that they killed him?

This is a good bit 👍🏾

Based

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no, it's just crazy.

It's not ok, it just doesn't matter.

NlGGA NlGGA NlGGA NlGGA NlGGA

WHY DO THE POLICE HATE NlGGAZ?

NlGGA NlGGA NlGGA NlGGA NlGGA

THEY HATE US CUZ OUR DICKS IS BIGGA

Yes, comrade.

what the actual fuck