Skinny fat, anxiety-ridden redditors prepare for the revolution

1  2020-05-30 by reseteros

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The only point you'll ever have is that you represent the sad, fedora-wearing, bloated face of capitalism in the 21st century.

Unfairly made famous and rich through copied ideas and appealing to kids. And yet is driven by some bizarre need for attention to spout insane, teenage edge lord style views. You are clearly not all that up on politics (or anything, maybe you can code?) yet your wealth has given you an oversized platform of confused 12 to 16 year olds to yell "sjwjjwjwj" at over and over again.

Honestly, I don't give a shit if you've been driven mad by fame or some bullshit. When I see amazing creative people dying depressed in poverty every day and you get to sit on twitter and make half assed 'now yur the nazi' comments, it's fucking sickening.

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Is the title of the pic at all true?

I think it's fake news

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I get lightheaded standing up

Ah yes, the perfect specimen for fighting in the revolution

I get lightheaded standing up

Those poor lanklets.

This is just so fucking funny.

Being exposed to the average redditeur has genuinely improved my self-image, with the side effect of being docked a few IQ points.

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All the French Revolution memes in the comments. Why do redditors conveniently forget that breaking out the guillotines ended with a fucking emperor in charge, completely defeating the point of the revolution?

Because they're brainlets that essentially think "haha guillotine goes chop".

Because they're all NEETs with an education from the prestigious YouTube university.

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They probably don't even know most of guillotine's use wasnt on rich aristocrats, but on pa-pist peasant revolutionaries. Not that they didn't deserve it

They probably don't know that the people who decided who to execute systematically were also boogie aristocrats.

And it was only by their pure fucking luck that the Emperor believed in Enlightenment values and wasn't that bad for France

Napoleon was the best thing that's ever happened to Europe, change my mind.

best thing to happen to europe

not al andalus

not the ottoman empire

>never got past vienna

>never got past north-north-africa

>europe

Europe

Europe

Yes

I feel like creating a YouTube channel revolving around guillotine construction and repair may take off...

These are the same people angry you can finish your own 80% lower.

SodaStream will do for soda what 3D printing did for assault rifles.

Jesus fucking christ they are fucking amateurs. When the french took the Bastille, they had muskets, artillery, and a solid militia, not some molotov-carrying shitty protestors. Wait until the gov gets the army, then they're gonna cry like little bitches and get what thet deserve

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They actually carried their balls, which is something today's protestors won't do

Act as though as you want but you won't be able to defend against a molotov thrown against the side of your house in the middle of the night.

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This is the same people who wanted government enforced eternal lockdown just 3 days ago

I just assume every online lefty is horribly out of shape. Must be something about be a perpetually soft-bodied internet dweller that draws people towards extremism.