if you're going to go down for assault with a deadly weapon/attempted murder/murder then why not just bring a gun? you know this guy has at least a few.
i hope he gets prison time just for wearing that awful shirt
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I'm waiting for video of some r-slurred grad student in Portland or Seattle to come out brandishing a fustibalus or atlatl and then getting shot with like 45 beanbags
Probably thought he was being real clever, bringing something "unsuspicious."
Despite the fact that seeing overweight brainlet boomers with rifles is now so commonplace in America that carrying a fucking hunting bow in public is a billion times more suspicious.
I know right? He could have just pretended that he was 'doing security' for the protest or even pretended to be a part of a boomer militia and slipped into the crowd without much confrontation. Thank God he was too stupid to bring a gun!
I know right? He could have just pretended that he was 'doing security' for the protest or even pretended to be a part of a boomer militia and slipped into the crowd without much confrontation. Thank God he was too stupid to bring a gun!
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It radicalizes people by isolating them with other people just like them and so they spiral into the worst versions of themselves. Drama made me a worse person, and it's made most of you worse people. It's been the breeding ground of pedophile groomers, alt-right killers, and suicidal narcissists. This place is a total fucking shithole and I spent three years of my life that I'll never get back immersed in it. It was a total waste and I'm going to regret this period of my life for the rest of my existence as will most of you.
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Dude I have been trying to get a definitive list for a while. It keeps changing. Not only is the thing annoying af for us but it chases away lolcows that totesmessenger brings in to sperg out. I cannot stand this brutalizing copbot so much that I'm ready to riot.
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Dude I have been trying to get a definitive list for a while. It keeps changing. Not only is the thing annoying asfudge for us but it chases away l0lcows that t0tesmessenger brings in to $perg out. I cannot stand this brutaliz!ng c0pb0t so much that I'm ready to ri0t.
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18 snallygaster 2020-05-31
if you're going to go down for assault with a deadly weapon/attempted murder/murder then why not just bring a gun? you know this guy has at least a few.
i hope he gets prison time just for wearing that awful shirt
9 Pepperglue 2020-05-31
Dramatic effect, obviously.
3 snallygaster 2020-05-31
That would have been the case if he'd managed to even try for a high score π
3 Can_The_SRDine 2020-05-31
When the ranger tries to solo a mΓͺlΓ©e πππππππππ
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1 TrailerParkRide 2020-05-31
I'm waiting for video of some r-slurred grad student in Portland or Seattle to come out brandishing a fustibalus or atlatl and then getting shot with like 45 beanbags
1 Blind-Monkey 2020-05-31
"It gets the people going."
7 Can_The_SRDine 2020-05-31
Probably thought he was being real clever, bringing something "unsuspicious."
Despite the fact that seeing overweight brainlet boomers with rifles is now so commonplace in America that carrying a fucking hunting bow in public is a billion times more suspicious.
2 snallygaster 2020-05-31
I know right? He could have just pretended that he was 'doing security' for the protest or even pretended to be a part of a boomer militia and slipped into the crowd without much confrontation. Thank God he was too stupid to bring a gun!
2 Can_The_SRDine 2020-05-31
Mirroring the video now, I found a tweet that didn't get y'alled yet π
2 Can_The_SRDine 2020-05-31
OK posting the mirror ITT.
Feel free to y'all the link if you think the SLCPD might start breathing down our necks though.
1 snallygaster 2020-05-31
I know right? He could have just pretended that he was 'doing security' for the protest or even pretended to be a part of a boomer militia and slipped into the crowd without much confrontation. Thank God he was too stupid to bring a gun!
1 professorshillphd 2020-05-31
It's time to accept that boomers just live in an alternate reality and can't process current events.
Realistically what are you even going to do with a bow? Shoot one person and then get beat to death?
3 Acto12 2020-05-31
If he isn't dead yet
2 taylor_ 2020-05-31
hes a felon
1 snallygaster 2020-05-31
*man with economic anxiety
1 Can_The_SRDine 2020-05-31
Don't bet the farm on this yet, but it sounds like he might have a shady past.
I have literally no evidence besides that one quote, but what the hell did he "change" from? π΅οΈββοΈ
Also he just reminds me so, so much of the bagel manlet.
1 GotEmThisTime 2020-05-31
Baglets gonna brandish
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1 Alicesnakebae 2020-05-31
He uses a bow because guns are too quick can't savor all the little emotions
11 DrunkenRecidivist 2020-05-31
Lol a modern day Legolas right there. Did you see the skillful way he notched that arrow. Like William friggin Tell
7 Shitposting_Skeleton 2020-05-31
William Tell used a crossbow so you're probably correct.
1 JanetYellensFuckboy 2020-05-31
Here's a much better video not taken by Michael J. Fox. https://mobile.twitter.com/MichaelCoudrey/status/1266895558074986497
Dude was surrounded with everyone saying "don't you dare". What was he expecting?
1 DrunkenRecidivist 2020-05-31
Thats a way better video. Boomer gets swarmed like a zombie movie. Wtf are you going to do with one arrow even if you could fire it off?
4 SnapshillBot 2020-05-31
I hope that this is the end. r/Drama has a unique way of bringing out the worst in people. It really does, I think. The dynamic here is just so fucking toxic and it turns people into the worst possible people they can be.
Drama is an addiction. It should be classified as something more like heroine or meth than a game.
The legacy of Drama has been written large in blood, quite literally. Several Drama posters have committed mayocide, and this place enabled their downward spirals. u/DarqWolff's insanity was made far worse by this place. I've come to the conclusion that the internet, as a social platform, was a mistake.
It radicalizes people by isolating them with other people just like them and so they spiral into the worst versions of themselves. Drama made me a worse person, and it's made most of you worse people. It's been the breeding ground of pedophile groomers, alt-right killers, and suicidal narcissists. This place is a total fucking shithole and I spent three years of my life that I'll never get back immersed in it. It was a total waste and I'm going to regret this period of my life for the rest of my existence as will most of you.
Even the most moral people have been made worse for being here. I think that the fundamental issue with Drama is that due to the way reputations work, betrayal, secret cabals, two-faced bs, and bad faith negotiation isn't just prioritized, it's the only effective way to operate. Being a huge piece of shit to everybody around you and tearing them down like crabs in a bucket isn't just a viable strategy, it's actually the only viable strategy once Drama reached a certain size. It's all just a bunch of assholes circlejerking over how bad all the other assholes are, because it's impossible to do anything else short of outright genociding anybody who poses any sort of threat to Drama's security and dominance.
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4 ZakeshPoacher 2020-05-31
I heard he's taking applicants for a group he calls the merry men.
2 OniTan 2020-05-31
They burned his car.
https://ksltv.com/438520/man-detained-after-brandishing-bow-car-lit-on-fire-by-protesters/
10 TheBigDogAteMyAss 2020-05-31
itβs not funny, but man, itβs funny.
4 Canadapoli 2020-05-31
my thoughts exactly lol
4 bipbopboomed 2020-05-31
Sounds deserved to me lol, so many people are exposing themselves for being stupid in these protests. What was he thinking lmfao
2 diggity_md 2020-05-31
lol, fatty got owned
1 JanetYellensFuckboy 2020-05-31
Love how they tipped over and lit a car on fire yet they're still referred to as "protestors," not "rioters".
1 OniTan 2020-05-31
Well, the guy shot at them with a bow. Unclear how he's not under arrest for attempted murder.
2 Sc00t_Sc00t 2020-05-31
Lol the dude straight up lying to the local news
2 MicrowavedSoda 2020-05-31
Says he's a felon, maybe that's why he's dicking around with a fucking bow.
3 ironicshitpostr 2020-05-31
Should have gone with a black powder piece
1 DrunkenRecidivist 2020-05-31
That's exactly it. Like the guy the dumpster defenders blasted. He was going to go get his pellet gun.
1 dramasutra2020 2020-05-31
Fucking Four Eyed Wonder π
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1 Can_The_SRDine 2020-05-31
Mirror
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1 VanillaReign 2020-05-31
What, C L O W N is a slur now? God you moderators are some unfunny πππππππ
1 DrunkenRecidivist 2020-05-31
Dude I have been trying to get a definitive list for a while. It keeps changing. Not only is the thing annoying af for us but it chases away lolcows that totesmessenger brings in to sperg out. I cannot stand this brutalizing copbot so much that I'm ready to riot.
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1 DrunkenRecidivist 2020-05-31
Dude I have been trying to get a definitive list for a while. It keeps changing. Not only is the thing annoying asfudge for us but it chases away l0lcows that t0tesmessenger brings in to $perg out. I cannot stand this brutaliz!ng c0pb0t so much that I'm ready to ri0t.
1 VanillaReign 2020-05-31
Glad this fat ππππππ got fucked up. He knew damn well that bow season doesn't start til September.
1 DeficientRat 2020-05-31
These riots are the icing on the cake to my wonderful weekend away in the country this weekend.
1 ClementineChime 2020-05-31
Maybe the stupidest one yet.
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