Made it about 6 months as a lawyer before firebombing cops.
To be fair, there are some law firms so shitty that it's a minor miracle if you last 6 months before attacking someone with an improvised explosive device.
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You need to step back here for a second and try to understand the layers of pain that she's experienced as a person of color enslaved in America for 400 years.
Yes, little known fact: the US and Israel have no borders with each other, use the same currency and are governed by the same laws. No differences at all actually.
Affluenza is a meme, but I guarantee that she’s never really faced consequences for shit in her life and was actually unable to imagine getting in serious trouble over something.
It's highly dependent on which schools you went to tbh. Fordham is not great but it's solid. A black guy with Princeton UG and NYU law degrees should have no trouble getting a good job offer though.
Man, I hope ATF gets in on this, will probably be a change of pace. Cocktail Molotova are considered destructive devices under the NFA. Shoot their dog or cat or something, maybe WACO the law office.
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3 Redactor0 2020-06-01
She was suffering from economic anxiety. ðŸ¤
1 PuddingPopGoodnight 2020-06-01
Exonomic anxiety no more with three hits and a cot
1 waffen_waffle 2020-06-01
Is that a valid excuse now? Can I rob, say, the federal reserve bank and claim economic anxiety as a defense?
1 goldfish_memories 2020-06-01
yes
2 rakrakaon 2020-06-01
https://www.avvo.com/attorneys/urooj-rahman-5061557.html#contact
Made it about 6 months as a lawyer before firebombing cops.
https://www.couchsurfing.com/people/uroojrahman
Some dumb couch surfing profile as well.
1 ason 2020-06-01
I'm surprised she didn't stick a tampon in a white claw.
1 Lehk 2020-06-01
A tampon would probably work pretty well, I'm not up for testing that, as a bottle of gas is a great way to end up dying really painfully.
1 NervousTomatillo 2020-06-01
To be fair, there are some law firms so shitty that it's a minor miracle if you last 6 months before attacking someone with an improvised explosive device.
1 Redactor0 2020-06-01
You need to step back here for a second and try to understand the layers of pain that she's experienced as a person of color enslaved in America for 400 years.
1 NervousTomatillo 2020-06-01
Imagine not knowing that these are the same country. This is who is lecturing you about Colonialism on the internet.
1 -Kite-Man- 2020-06-01
They're the same country in the way that Israel and The United States are the same country.
1 drmickhead 2020-06-01
Yes, little known fact: the US and Israel have no borders with each other, use the same currency and are governed by the same laws. No differences at all actually.
1 -Kite-Man- 2020-06-01
yeah that's what i said.
aren't you the guy who killed your wife and has to strangle women to keep an erection?
1 drmickhead 2020-06-01
No I’m the guy who allegedly killed his wife, and the joke’s on you because I can’t get an erection.
1 -Kite-Man- 2020-06-01
well, have you tried strangling?
1 drmickhead 2020-06-01
I would but my deep freezer is completely full these days.
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1 _narrows 2020-06-01
Lol, Palestine isn’t a real country.
1 lurkingaccount45454 2020-06-01
Every time
2 DangerNut 2020-06-01
This is really important people....when preparing to commit a crime and during the act, don't take selfies and post them on the internet.
It makes it really easy for the police to track you down. It also tends to hurt one's subsequent legal defense.
Fucking kids these days....
3 newcomer_ts 2020-06-01
Why do it then?
I have everything but likes.
1 king_of_retardland 2020-06-01
Sshshhhhhh your flushing our future drama down the drain
1 DangerNut 2020-06-01
Oh I have no faith these people will ever get self awareness.
1 Can_The_SRDine 2020-06-01
Affluenza is a meme, but I guarantee that she’s never really faced consequences for shit in her life and was actually unable to imagine getting in serious trouble over something.
1 ManBearFridge 2020-06-01
If only lawyers had lawyers as good as police union lawyers.
1 Can_The_SRDine 2020-06-01
These are the people who think that they might win a civil war ðŸ¤
1 NervousTomatillo 2020-06-01
How many years of college + graduate school between the two of them and they couldn't manage to set gasoline on fire?
1 OnlyRacistOnReddit 2020-06-01
Something that illiterate children in third world countries can do with ease, these over educated dingbats managed to screw up.
1 SetSneedToFeed 2020-06-01
They almost certainly didn’t even thicken the gasoline either.
0/10 riot skills
1 HodorLePortePorte 2020-06-01
And what would you say is the correct thickener and the ratio?
1 SetSneedToFeed 2020-06-01
I usually use a 1-to-1 ratio of gasoline and cum from my cum-jars.
1 MoistLanguage 2020-06-01
Imagine not reading the Anarchist Cookbook or the Industrial Society in the current year
1 Pepperglue 2020-06-01
Does Law still have shitty job market, or this is just some random idiot getting the "save-the-world" too much in her head?
1 Can_The_SRDine 2020-06-01
It's highly dependent on which schools you went to tbh. Fordham is not great but it's solid. A black guy with Princeton UG and NYU law degrees should have no trouble getting a good job offer though.
1 -Kite-Man- 2020-06-01
You don't saya.
1 StannisLivesOn 2020-06-01
You don't want a criminal lawyer, you want a CRIMINAL lawyer.
1 LubricatedRetard311 2020-06-01
Man, I hope ATF gets in on this, will probably be a change of pace. Cocktail Molotova are considered destructive devices under the NFA. Shoot their dog or cat or something, maybe WACO the law office.
1 ShemaleSmasher 2020-06-01
Lmao, of course they were degenerates from Brooklyn.