#dcblackout trending, twitter twats claiming DC police are jamming cell signals, national guard is armed with silenced weapons, and twitter is deleting posts to cover it all up 🤪 happy Day 153 of 2020 fam we not even halfway

1  2020-06-01 by i_Chapo-d_my_pants

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also this picture is being spread and instantly deleted, saying the capital was bombed

https://designated-survivor.fandom.com/wiki/Capitol_Bombing

it's from a TV show. a group of people forgot to take their meds.

Not as good as 24 but designated survivor was pretty good. Twitter schizos go back to bed

The episodes I saw were far funnier than I'd actually imagine tbqh

Lmao how gullible would you have to be to believe the building stuffed with everything from attack dogs to anti aircraft batteries would fall to a few thousand rioters.

People are idiots thinking that a disorganized mob will be able to use human wave tactics to overwhelm an elevated base of fire equipped with accurate modern day automatic weapons..

No one on twitter understands how devastating accurate and high volume suppressing fire is in not allowing you to fucking move.

The single outcome would have been about 2 dozen people dying and the crowd running for their lives.

The Chad West Point graduate vs the Virgin Hearts of Iron player

Don't even get me started on hobby tacticians on the internet.

"The protesters can just crush in from all sides and they will be powerless."

No idiot, that's not how it works. Barriers are inherently useful in crowd control due to the funneling affect that they have when breached, no one is going to crush in on all sides, they will come in a very small choke points and get smoked, which means they will be scared shitless and confused, and then loud noises going off means people will start running.

Dude no that's not how it works when I play total war games my units take 90% casualties and keep fighting, people aren't as cowardly as you think they are

Units usually rout at like 50 tho.

Which is still unrealistic when you look at the historical numbers.

Most military treatises show that a unit loses 50% effectiveness if they incur 5% casualty rate. At 10% they are basically completely demoralized and ineffective

IKR. There's only like a 4% casualty rate for units in formation on average, but as soon as they break it jumps to something horrific. It would not be very visually clear or fun in a TW game tho.

True

I assume it'd be different in old timey warfare. You lose morale and break=you get massacred.

"Throw your soldiers into positions whence there is no escape, and they will prefer death to flight."

Also known as the conquistador gambit. Though I have no idea how Yuros were able to whip cannon fodder into the kind of discipline needed for musket warfare. Imagine marching through a field with cannon balls exploding all around towards another unit, keeping calm till you are almost melee distance apart then kneeling and firing the volley, preferably after they've fired their's. Must've been nerve wracking on a different level.

The Conquistadors were able to count on many smaller, subjugated cities that were more concerned with their local rivals that the small pox ladened Euros into it was too late.

They had a local talent pool to count on and a big technology edge. Also, the concept of warfare in the New World placed locals at massive disadvantage.

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People don't understand how morale works.

"The protesters can just crush in from all sides and they will be powerless."

This is why they should play Company of Heroes. See how infantry fare against well-fortified position. They will need to bring the big guns to get past.

2 dozen people dying

Of heart attacks? The authorities wouldn't even have to use live ammo.

Last charge of the Blue Checkmark Brigade

Theirs not to reason why theirs but to retweet and die.

I love how the lighting on the Washington monument doesn't even slightly match the "fire"

no rtx for those vfx

Good. I hope SS and NG are black bagging/site these fâggots and the next chapo post is "So, like ten of my friends in DC vanished and it's been a week now..."

vocal fry urban liberal voice uhhh so like ten of my friends just like vanished and I haven’t seen them in days, erm y’all have no how emotionally taxing this is rn”

Podcast voice.

I'm hoping it ages like the Jimmy Stewart mid Atlantic accent, and millennial grandkids constantly ask them why they used to talk funny.

It’s already a thing. I found an ancient folder of podcast .aac files that iTunes shit out on my pc the other day from back when iPods had hard drives in them, and the episodes of Car Talk or whatever the fuck I had sounded totally different from any given podcast of today. Much lore even pacing, less aggressive with the verbal pauses or indications of emotion, generally less yelling... yeah.

Podcast Voice is a thing.

Bruh, I forgot all about Car Talk. This is now the best thing to come out of these riots.

The best part was always the made up names at the end credits.

the episodes of Car Talk or whatever the fuck I had sounded totally different from any given podcast of today

So Cambridge Italians with a distinct neighborhood accent and hold multiple Harvard degrees and/Or professorships sound different than most of the country presenters that strive to use SAE? This simply cannot be.

well everyone on /r/washingtondc is telling them to fuck off lol

First post I saw was some graffiti on a pizza shop window

https://i.imgur.com/3HF69YF.jpg

That's it, the only good thing to come out of the protests. Fuck that airport pizza bullshit.

Didn't these dipshits just spend the past week mocking Tr*mp for being mad about censorship on 🤮 Tw*tter? 🤮 Hell, weren't they mocking him for it like, 12 hours ago?

Don't get me wrong, he absolutely deserved that mockery, but Jesus, every time I think I've finally understood just how utterly lacking in self-awareness these morons are, they take it a step further. I guess what I'm saying is...

M*d Jack Dorsey immediately!

I mean there is this thing called nuance. Being neutered by a private corporation like twatter is not the same thing as state endorsed censorship. Both are based either way.

Freedom of speech is our greatest drama asset you fool.

Of course, but the sheer amount butthurt that has resulted from censorship in the past week from both libcucks and rightoids is beautiful.

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I'm sorry, I just think of all the sporg outs that have been lost to suppression and it hurts.

I was told that nuance isn't as important as a righteous cause, so you can't criticize riots. Checkmate Rightoid.

suppressors save the hearing of innocent bystanders if they have to fire

drakeno.jpg

suppressors make the gun LITERALLY SILENT AND LOOK SCARY AND ARE ONLY FOR BACK ALLEY MURDER!!!

drakeyes.jpg

wait the guy in that meme is drake?

drakeyes.jpg

i heard so much about 'drake', i always pictured him better-looking

He generally has slightly thicker hair on his noggin but that's the guy

shut up kiteman, we all know how you look

You know how I look?

How do I look? Here I thought I'd kept that a well-guarded secret

its easy to paint a picture from you meth kitchen pictures

it's too late i was already flattered

Delusional grandeur is a symptom of meth

You're welcome

wishing you a warm west wind from the kitequarters, chum

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If the sight of a suppressor makes these people shit and cum, they better not jump the WH fence. The SS has a really eclectic arsenal. IIRC they all keep suppressed P90's, H&K P7's and SCAR's for the roof men.

Based roof lasers.

they still use mini uzis under their coats too?

not any more

g18?

they turned in their MACs a long time ago for the P90, but ive heard they are transitioning to the P7.

P7

like the pistol? those guys are really all over the place

Sorry, i mean MP7

The Schutzstaff€l is protecting däddy? He is literally H1tler! 😱

sometimes secret service just hangs out on the lawn with ar’s in the middle of the day. lol.

Yeah I was checking out the Blair house on a trip and SS just randomly came out got and evacuated the area all carrying silenced p90's for seemingly no reason. It was kinda badass.

i just looked them up after hicks’ comment. that’s a bad ass gun. i live less than a mile from the white house, so need to go check that out once all this ends.

Go jump that fence and report back. Be the hero we and the world need

just goin for a walk and a smoke break

lol. it’s kind of weird. like i’m biking/walking/driving by, and then there’s just this dude hanging out seemingly casual with his AR, and you aren’t even freaked out.

biking/walking/driving by

ever try jogging?

lol. i do that too, but i’m white.

Wh1te jogg3r

what up Logic?

So a daywalker?

They need to recruit the bow and arrow and sword guy, as era-accurate weapon diversity is our greatest strength

The defenses there are literally top of the line. I wouldn't be surprised if they had a button that makes everyone under 5'11" within a mile radius shit themselves and die instantly.

Jokes on them, I'm taller and have been shitting myself WITHOUT spending millions on the military industrial complex

When I went in middle school there was a dude on the grounds with a P90. One of the kids in my class asked him if he had ever killed anyone.

Apparently some of the images are from Modern Warfare 2 lmao

The schizos have joined the chat

A nanny moose is saying it was disinfo spread by a botnet to keep people off the streets in DC.

on one of the other threads i’m too lazy too look up some rslurs in twitter where saying to hide any protest videos with people without masks else the guberment is going to make people disappear

Good

The national guard does not have suppressors. They're using M-16s, the notion that they can afford suppressors is hilarious.

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Calling for a Råce Wår is gåy and dívisive, calling for a second civil wår is fun and much more realistic.

Allah has answered all of our drama prayers my brothers! There is no way this year ends without a day of absolute nonsense drama, from the election, to the pandemic, to the rioting, to the economy being vaporized by the last two, this year is honestly shaping up to be one for the record books. Also, apparently pizzashill is back as well so if any of this shit does disappoint, we can just tell him that true capitalism has never been tried.

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