An incel getting a vasectomy is a good bit

was 15 when I realised my penis was below average in size. Feeling increasingly ashamed, I gravitated towards humiliation pornography (in which women demean men over their size) and that only made me focus more on my anxieties

One paragraph in and it’s already great

I'm not a homosexual because I have straight sex with a man and I like men. But I'm straight because I prefer women's dicks and love having sex with them. I'm a homophobe because I can't have it.

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here's another good one from the same series.

Jesus Christ, even the Guardian comments are thinking this has gone too far.

I seriously don't understand how a man can like being a cuck. Like it goes against all our human instincts. Why do they like being a cuck? How do they even get to that point?

uh, for the same reason some people like shitplay and feet and humiliation and masochism and dom stuff

this is simple shit. if it's gross, someone gets off on it.

Whats gross about dominating? I am a gigantic hairy ape. Nobody kinkshames silverbacks for being dominant.

uh, basically everything.

i've seen behind the curtain there chum, was kinda my whole bag when i was whoring

Nothing wrong with being a big hairy ape doing big hairy ape things. And big hairy apes fuck things.

nothing wrong with it except how generally repulsive it is considered to be

it's fine that you like it but the reason you like it is for sure because you deep down realize it's fucking gross and shouldn't

Not really bro. I am just a dominant person in general. Almost always team captain for rugby, I generally get promoted into management fairly quickly, I just naturally tell people what to do. That translates into my sex life as well. I like giving anal because I realize its fucking gross and I shouldnt. I dominate because I am physically and socially aggressive.

the fact that you aren't willing to acknowledge to yourself that things you like to do are gross doesn't change what it is.

the fact that you're willing to admit that you like anal because it's gross doesn't build any credibility towards any other aspect of self-awareness.

you know the whole 'cope' thing we're so fond of? you're doing it right now

Not really, there is nothing gross about bossing naked chicks around and doing to them as I please.

whatever helps you cope man

remember you're talking to someone who was paid to do that, get a grip

I got paid to do it once, it was pretty funny. Nothing wrong with bossing people around, whore.

one time huh? weird flex but ok. it's also weird that you claim that word right before you try to use it as an insult

i didn't say there's anything 'wrong' with that. i said the things you personally like to do are generally considered gross

It wasnt sexual what I did. I got paid to just wear my dirty work boots into a guys house, rough him up a bit, and make him clean my boots and the floor.

I dont think most people see domination as gross. Maybe I am out of touch but I thought it was fairly standard. 99% of the chicks I end up with are all for it but I guess that is a self-selective pool of girls who like big aggressive dudes.

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I like cutting girls and drinking their blood

What's ur wife's bloodtype?

They shame silverbacks for having a weenie the size of my pinkie, though.

And silverbacks are such chads they dont even care, it was never about her pleasure.

/me lols at the tinydick cope

I got a fat pecker, but I admire the confidence of gorilla pushing 4 inchers.

They probably treat it like 3D porn.

I purposely seek out cucks because they're pathetic enough to give me money.

Tbh he's basically a house husband, it's a great position. If any foid wants me to sit in her house and post Adderall comments all day while she's at work at her top job and taking care of all my material needs and fucking the gardener, sounds great, let's get married. I don't care if your a fatty or what.

Watermark your adderall is destroying your empathy and it’s beautiful

The comment section is pretty interesting. While all the “guardian pick” comments are super supportive, the normal comments are pretty based.

they are trying really hard to push the agenda

Its pretty clear that the guy has really given up in life and is just coping

This is such a weird agenda to push. Like I personally don't have any issue with other people's bizarre relationships, but all the entries in this series read like humiliation fetish literature. It's just so strange. Who is the target audience for stories about doormat men depressed about their teenie weenies?

I have a feeling that upper class cheating and depressed housewives are the target here. My theory is that this group is more likely to comeback to these sites and donate as they need some kind of validation for there degeneracy. The average women is not into this kind of shit and most likely won’t give money as they don’t really need this kind of validation.

ez, cheating housewives are power jannies/editors on these opinion pieces.

Posting/allowing these posts on their platform validates them and makes them feel good about their life choices for once.

At least till they are out in the real world again and hide their sin ful secrets in front of their "loved" ones.

guardian readers fucking obv

Do you know what kind of people read The Guardian?

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Holy shit this is gold.

I will love it either way, but I’m concerned that if it’s not my biological child, it will be obvious

What did he mean by this?

If I ever end up reduced to such a state I hope I have the courage to kill myself.

but I’ve stopped looking for a relationship

I bet he never started.

it never even began

The fatty would probably gain an inch or two if he lost weight.

In the future, I intend to have a vasectomy.

Well that'll be a huge waste of money lmao. He may as well just go all the way and transition.

Actually big dick men have the best shot at being troids because they have a lot of skin to invert and can accommodate a good size dick. If you got a small dick, like a 3 incher, your going to only be able to take about 3 inches of anyones dick once you turn that sucker inside out and start trying to stick dicks in it, and that's just awkward.

What I'm trying to say, small dick men, is that there is no justice in the world, your just inherently inferior and should just give up, God hates you and put you on this earth to suffer and to die.

You’ve been extra based lately Marky. Did ur doc ramp up ur addie dosage?

addie

I told my Gaiaonline buddy friend um uh, ADMIRAL AWESOME, that I would make a video just for him. So I’m doing it, here it is, ADDIE LOVE YOU ARGH HAAH ARGH HAAH ARGH HAAH I LOVE YOU!

tfw no boxxy gf

if dicklets refuse to learn their place as sub bottoms, they deserve their misery

stop based-posting and go back to making us hate you

I didn't bother reading the rest because I saw big dick men and then I thought it was relevant to me, but there was too much text so I just skimmed across it.

That is all.

When you fail as a man, try again as a woman

just turn the difficulty settings down, problem solved!

This is advice given to men by feminism

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he'd at least spare any potential off spring the pain of being small, good for him tbh.

peak mayo tbh

>overeating

>no banter

>"incels"

>porn addiction

Well at least he's not going to breed.

Another quality one from the same series

This is the quality journalism Guardian seeks to preserve.

every once in a while i'll click a bunch of tabs on rdrama then walk away having not read them all. Then come back after a while and see tabs like this "My life in sex: the man with a small penis", and wonder what the fuck is going on with my life.

Love this:

I have overeating issues, an introverted personality, no banter. There are a million factors, but I can’t help tying them all up with having a small penis.