Former DeuxRAMA approvedcel asking for asylum
1 2020-06-28 by SchnupfStaffel
Never thought I'd sink this low, so please hear me out, oh glorious mods (who still do it for free) of Drama: This sub and PCM are the only remaining reasons to remain on the floating septic tank that is Reddit. If you give me asylum and approve me, I vow to always hail the Bussy, stay faithful to arr slash Drama and never to agendapost.
Yours faithfully
26 comments
1 SnapshillBot 2020-06-28
I like to think that everyone shitty on the Left is just a troll account created and maintained by Barron Trump, attempting to use his mammoth brain to make centrists vote Daddy 2020. Because if these people actually exist, and have these strange opinions that so many people supposedly might have, then I'll have to actually vote for Daddy, given he's the option most likely to put these fucking people in camps.
But I'm wise to you, Barron: you'll never actually make me vote.
Snapshots:
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1 DrunkenRecidivist 2020-06-28
Yo I don't remember this person at all. It's a trick.
1 SchnupfStaffel 2020-06-28
No one remembers your mom, either, and yet everyone had her.
1 SmoothBeetle 2020-06-28
Wow rude
1 [deleted] 2020-06-28
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1 XalwaysinbadfaithX 2020-06-28
That's gay. My plan to get approved is to break into Lawlz' place while he's sleeping and manually do it myself
1 pandeyji_ka_ladka 2020-06-28
e-beggars are one step below e-thots
1 pewkiemuffinboo 2020-06-28
Application denied. Reason: Deuxtrash.
1 DrunkenRecidivist 2020-06-28
Truth to power: Don't talk about us like that. We were once a vibrant and proud people with a beautiful and unique culture that was laid low by open borders and unchecked immigration. A cautionary tale of excessive hospitality.
1 b_kin 2020-06-28
๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ
1 UncleTedsBackup 2020-06-28
Baste. Going by his username and what faint memories I have of visiting the sub when drama was private, he was one of the "doctors and engineers" that turned that sub to shit and got it y'alled.
1 SchnupfStaffel 2020-06-28
Whatever faint memories you seem to have must be the result of drug withdrawal symptoms.
1 pewkiemuffinboo 2020-06-28
Yeah they aren't wrong though. You have multiple comments in your recent post history that no longer are allowed on Reddit.com and I think it'd be smart to ban you forever before you get a chance to fuck up our treasured palace of drama.
1 SchnupfStaffel 2020-06-28
Which one, for instance?
1 pewkiemuffinboo 2020-06-28
You're a liability and goodbye.
1 devotedrat17 2020-06-28
Ummm sweaty๐ you forgot to wear your jannie tag, should be right there on your arm.
Also when are you gonna post your trussy?
1 pewkiemuffinboo 2020-06-28
I've already posted bussy. idk what you're talking about. Maybe you're new?
Also I hate bitches that use the "um sweaty emoji" response because it's so condescending and that's why I also love it and do it all of the time. I think we can be friends so long as you stop being new.
1 devotedrat17 2020-06-28
[https://www.reddit.com/r/Drama/comments/8x5e9k/sorry_it_took_so_long_yall_but_ive_been_a_busy/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share](made me look for it๐ค)
Not even new tho๐ค
1 hotsforme 2020-06-28
How many time have I told you? We do not beg from inferiors. Hold your head high fellow Deuxchad.
1 SupaDupaFlyAccount 2020-06-28
Then go back to posting deux if it's so much better.....oh wait a second.
1 hotsforme 2020-06-28
ok betabux, u got me
1 TrueCheeky 2020-06-28
Take your pcm bitch ass outta here
1 AOC_Gynecologist 2020-06-28
Very well, but first, a quick shower.
1 BoomersForYang2024 2020-06-28
Desperation is a turnoff my boy
1 penis_pump_broke_me 2020-06-28
All my posts were in old deux and brapbarn, reddit has stripped me of my identity
1 [deleted] 2020-06-28
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