Former DeuxRAMA approvedcel asking for asylum

1  2020-06-28 by SchnupfStaffel

Never thought I'd sink this low, so please hear me out, oh glorious mods (who still do it for free) of Drama: This sub and PCM are the only remaining reasons to remain on the floating septic tank that is Reddit. If you give me asylum and approve me, I vow to always hail the Bussy, stay faithful to arr slash Drama and never to agendapost.

Yours faithfully

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I like to think that everyone shitty on the Left is just a troll account created and maintained by Barron Trump, attempting to use his mammoth brain to make centrists vote Daddy 2020. Because if these people actually exist, and have these strange opinions that so many people supposedly might have, then I'll have to actually vote for Daddy, given he's the option most likely to put these fucking people in camps.

But I'm wise to you, Barron: you'll never actually make me vote.

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Yo I don't remember this person at all. It's a trick.

No one remembers your mom, either, and yet everyone had her.

Wow rude

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That's gay. My plan to get approved is to break into Lawlz' place while he's sleeping and manually do it myself

e-beggars are one step below e-thots

Application denied. Reason: Deuxtrash.

Reported for racism

Truth to power: Don't talk about us like that. We were once a vibrant and proud people with a beautiful and unique culture that was laid low by open borders and unchecked immigration. A cautionary tale of excessive hospitality.

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Baste. Going by his username and what faint memories I have of visiting the sub when drama was private, he was one of the "doctors and engineers" that turned that sub to shit and got it y'alled.

Whatever faint memories you seem to have must be the result of drug withdrawal symptoms.

Yeah they aren't wrong though. You have multiple comments in your recent post history that no longer are allowed on Reddit.com and I think it'd be smart to ban you forever before you get a chance to fuck up our treasured palace of drama.

Which one, for instance?

Casino-Americans*

Xhe can still walk? Disgusting ableist propaganda! I'm gonna report this to AHS, prepare for some retaliation pedo porn!

Kill ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿฟ all ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿฟ mayos ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿฟ****

based (this one just annoys the shit out of me)

You're a liability and goodbye.

Ummm sweaty๐Ÿ™„ you forgot to wear your jannie tag, should be right there on your arm.

Also when are you gonna post your trussy?

I've already posted bussy. idk what you're talking about. Maybe you're new?

Also I hate bitches that use the "um sweaty emoji" response because it's so condescending and that's why I also love it and do it all of the time. I think we can be friends so long as you stop being new.

How many time have I told you? We do not beg from inferiors. Hold your head high fellow Deuxchad.

Then go back to posting deux if it's so much better.....oh wait a second.

ok betabux, u got me

Take your pcm bitch ass outta here

Very well, but first, a quick shower.

Desperation is a turnoff my boy

All my posts were in old deux and brapbarn, reddit has stripped me of my identity

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