Dear Refugees: An r/Drama speshal moment.

1  2020-07-03 by pewkiemuffinboo

Dear refugees:

We're so sorry that the admins banned your sacred spaces. We feel for you, and we hurt with you as the freeze peaches of Reddit are diminshed.

Our hearts cry with yours as your palaces burn and the tides of public opinion deem your hilarious memes and ideologies illegal.

With that said:

GET THE FUCK OUT

We don't want your trash here and we are certainly tired of having to moderate it. You had your places and you fucked it up and now they're banned Get the fuck out of ours.

This is a drama subreddit for laughing at stupid people doing stupid shit. This is not a place to reinforce your ideas that black people are evil, or that trans people want all babies neutered at birth.

This subreddit is fun

Your racebaiting bullshit is so 2000 and fucking boring as shit and is banned.

This is not a callout subreddit

We are removing and banning all non-fun bullshit from here on out.

Usual r/drama rules are OUT and we are removing everything and everyone that bores us.

We're not going down with the rest of you.

Have a lovely day lovies (unless you're white).

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People with PCOS who are too fat to defend themselves or run away are fun to abuse. I like to take a spoon, heat it up until it's glowing hot, then place it on the skin while they're asleep. The reaction when they wake up after the 25th time of being burned by a redhot piece of metal is amazing. You can literally piecemeal their mental stability down to complete insanity, then leave them in their own homes helpless and alone. :DDDDDDDDDD

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Please please say the stuff being removed is the zoomer twitch drama shit too.

idk the dude that offed himself was pretty juicy.

Well yeah I mean some of it is ok but like the metoo thing with literal who's is getting pretty old. Maybe it's just the early stage boomerism setting on on me but idgaf about some smash player being called out for flirting with a Gussy at a "tournament" and from the responses in the posts about it most of the sub doesn't either.

I don't care about half of the stupid drama that gets posted here. The important thing is not being abused as stormfront 2.0.

Malignant posters literally just post stuff here so that they can discuss the inhumanity of others. They are not here for drama, they are here to pointlessly vice signal their gross ideologies.

This is not fun, and we are done with putting up with this, as is Reddit.com as a whole.

Unironically, thank you. Maybe this can be a happy medium between keeping the sub private and just no holds barred "joggers amirite 😏" posting.

Of course people are gonna accuse you of trying to turn the sub into SRD, which is pretty funny given your history. Zoomers gonna zoom though.

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RIP in pupperonies Corporal Hicks ;_;7

Hicks isn't a fugee though he's a homegrown rightoid agendaposter

Is it still fine to ask jannies to post their trussy(fresh).🤔😘

Welcome fellow boomer. As the self-proclaimed queen boomer foid of this place, I too wonder why anyone is interested in twitch shit (although the suicide guy stuff was interesting). I can barely muster 10 minutes of watching your average YouTuber for very long before I have to switch to something more entertaining than zoomers thinking their opinions are interesting or profound.

That 20something diddling a 14 year old that looked about 8 was pretty spicy

the number of angry g*ymers that thread brought in was awesome it was the most fun I've had in a long time

poopoo peepee

Banned.

Woah kinda based nazboljuchegroyper moment kek librard owned. (((Them))) btfo based kek mayocide

He was just trying to get you aroused smh.

Enforcing the culture of the sub, and doing it for a price that reflects the true value of labour.

based af 😻😻😻

Cacapoopoopeepee

Modded

Thanks chief. I have no idea what I'm doing but if you tell me to ban or do something I will do so blindly.

Daily reminder: MDEfugees have been expelled from 109 subreddits.

tbf we started banning MDEfugges like a year ago.

Doing Allah's work

That work would be blowing them up.

You started banning them before the sub was even banned, they are that cancerous.

idk why people want /pol/ shit posts to be put on reddit

Don't call them people.

careful, talk like that is what banned all the other subs and i like this one

Zhey vish to spread ze viruhs! Zhis is vhy zhe /pol/acks migrate!

When did you begin banning approved users?

based kanna

110 counting deux which they killed

Deux's mistake was refusing to build the wall smh

Don't remind me I miss it every day 🥺

All those " I miss a place that doesn't exist " posts were prophetic when you look back now ...

And r/loveforlandlords

I know 109 is the meme number but it's more like 1009 subs by now.

So I've seen about 3 MDE sketches and I don't get why everyone seems to hate the show and Sam Hyde, and I don't get why MDE fans seem so removed from the tone of the sketches I've seen. They seem kinda like Chapos in that way and it's a phenomenon I don't really understand.

Sam Hyde at his peak was just a mediocre sketch comedian that sometimes made Jew jokes. Like cumtown or chapo, the community started as a place for people who were fans to sit and endlessly meme about whatever stupid shit their stupid program aired, but eventually took on a life of its own as the community grew and developed a culture and identity that were divorced from the program that the host forum was named after. At this point it's basically just a stand-in acronym for any gas-huffing pseudorightoid mouthbreather who is too timid for /pol/ and instead cozies up in subreddits that make AHS seethe and posts the same fucking holocaust and jogger memes over and over and over again until the host inevitably expels them or gets banned, leaving them to wander in the wastes of r/popular until they find a new victim.

That about sums it up, yeah. Sam Hyde was/is actually pretty funny at times imo, but not always.

Williamsburg Street Fashion, 2070 Paradigm Shift, he has some classics

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I don't know how he gets away with all thr murder and terrorism though.

The bullying sketch And the one with the guy abusing people at a party and no is really reacting were really funny

What's going on big guy?

The Ted Talk thing he did was pretty funny imo

There cannot be peace on this land until all the Chapos and all the MDEfugees have been driven into the ocean, Inshallah

🤘🏽🤘🏽🤘🏽das rite

What exactly was MDE? I've never bothered asking but people are bringing it up more than usual.

Think of a reverse (altoid rightoid) ChapoTrapHouse by way of CringeAnarchy.

Tay can you pm me an invitation to the romulan discord, if it still exists.

Mutilated Dick Experience

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Million_Dollar_Extreme

Their humor was hit or miss, but the real problem started when sam hydes ironic antisemitism lost most of the irony and his fans became even worse

It seems like podcasts tend to spawn the worst fanbases ever. Even Joe Rogan or H3H3, while maybe not as insufferable, have really annoying and narcissistic fans.

H3h3 married a horse and named his son after her clothing company

he’s not really a looker himself if we’re being honest

He ain't a looker but he's a millionaire so I don't care

This is how Harvey Weinstein started

Mashallah

Wasnt she basically the provider at the start of their relationship? I'd say she gets a pass.

He's ain't so bad when he keeps the weight off and shaves more than once a week, but most of the time he looks like Eric Cartman grew up to be a hobo.

Transformers: Husbands in Disguise

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Cumboys are so much better than the podcast though.

Cum boys in the wild; I miss our den of iniquity.

Sonichu.com brother, come home

cumtown(dot)org

Cumtown managed to have both a funny podcast from leftoids and a subreddit that was good. I don't know how them boys do it.

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and the J-slurs (j*nnies) still took away our promised land :(

MDE was a tv show on adult swim, not a podcast. The show was good when the skits were written by anyone other than hyde

Oh well it turns out I'm illiterate. Thanks for the correction.

It seems like ironic antisemitism is usually a gateway drug to full-bore racism and actual antisemitism.

As long as you don't schizopost about the Jews, ironic anti-Semitism is funny

Schizopost about the Jews

R.I.P. in peace Terry Davis 😔

Rip 😞 wish he didn't get suicided

believing it was suicide

smh fam

He'd grown too strong so they eliminated him.

The glow in the darks made it look like a suicide.

It definitely can be, particularly if you are doing it all day every day and it becomes a habit, which is a rut a lot of these communities fall into i think

Yeah, making fun of everyone is great, but if you're not a Jew and you find yourself thinking about Jews on a daily basis, something is wrong.

They had some really good sketches, their downfall was a Hyde being a complete sperg online who would seek controversy every hour. From what i know the other members of the group hate hil and don't even talk to him anymore.

the real problem started when sam hydes ironic antisemitism lost most of the irony

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jgNDA_Z2H0U Apparently it used to be Jews Rule lmfao

Man Dingo Enterprises, they literally traded slaves

They are like Calis: fucking up their place so they had to move, then choose to fuck up the new place because it is not like the shithole they came from.

Don't talk to me about Cali people bro, they've been fucking up AZ so bad. Their dumb ass kids can't get into the UC schools and come here, so now the only people who can afford AZ colleges are CA families with dumb kids.

weren't AZ colleges always for mediocre kids across the country who couldn't get into a real college, and hasn't AZ always been a shitty state? what even is there to ruin?

Arizona is a boil on humanity. It exists as sheer defiance against the laws of nature. Why do we NEED to have a cozy suburbia in the middle of the fucking desert? Do we enjoy making what should be a penal colony into a permanent living situation?

Like Bobby Hill said: "This city is a monument of man's hubris towards God!"

Peggy Hill said that. Get your fucking facts straight.

No.

I actually had to check you are right but I could've sworn it was after Bobby touched the cab door without a rag

It's hands-down the lamest state in the USA. Everything it lays claim to (except for maybe the biggest middling party school) is a shittier version of what other states have:

  • Scenery - take your pick of Southwestern states aside from Nevada
  • Outdoor activities - take your pick of any non-Midwestern state
  • Cities and Suburbs - literally only Nevada has worse sprawling hellscapes than Ariz*na
  • Personal space - New Mexico is the king of fucking off to the middle of nowhere, and as for homes, New Mexico has beautiful adobe buildings while everyone in Arizona has to brag about their horrible mass-produced ranch abominations
  • Personal freedoms - if you're obsessed with muh freedoms (i.e. guns) then just move to fucking Idaho and join a militia, at least it's pretty there
  • Food - For direct cuisine comparison, New Mexico and Colorado are so much better
  • Retirement communities - Arizona is literally for people who can't afford Florida
  • History - does Arizona even have a history? Even in terms of indigenous people New Mexico has better-preserved culture and history by far

It should just be annexed by neighboring states and turned into a nature preserve

Personal freedoms - if you're obsessed with muh freedoms (i.e. guns) then just move to fucking Idaho and join a militia, at least it's pretty there

Do not do this. We are full.

Already got a job lined up there.

Whatever location hired you was destroyed. Stay in Temecula.

Oh, I'm not coming from California, I'm coming from Canada.

So this is what killed him

> Temecula

ass-fear?

Nah Connecticut is way way lamer. I'd move to AZ in a heartbeat if it meant getting out of CN. At least they have a cool canyon to play in.

in new england you can just drive 20 minutes and be in a new state tho

CT is boring, but at least it's easy to travel to more interesting places there

I’m going to be moving out of my shithole state soon. Bearing in mind that I’m planning on going back to college at some point, should I do Cali, Arizona, or Colorado

Cali if you want to document things for dramacoin and clout, Arizona or Colorado if you want a nice life.

Personally, I'd do Colorado. It's expensive (not as bad as California though). If you like to do stuff, California does have an advantage because it has beaches to the west and mountains to the east but it seems to be all crazy people there and it's expensive af. Maybe if you went to Northern California. I hear it's normal up there.

If you want to go into tech, Cali for sure. Dramatards can shit on it all they want, but that's where the money and magic happens. Then once you're established, join some evergreen company like Intel and move to the Northwest/Northeast and chill

Colorado. Your kind already fucked it up. You sleep in the mess your people made.

Depends on what type of school you're enrolling in, but Colorado is great

I wish I could move from my shithole country but alas batflu lockdown and no planes

Florida is NY and NJ's retirement home and not pretty but at least we have the beaches. I've been to Phoenix and it's just desert and old people and golf courses.

Arizona State is just a diploma mill with fraternities. Pretty campus though.

I dunno, I went to a good college not in this state. It may be shitty here but at least I can own my fucking guns and ride my dirtbike through some pretty mountains until the Cali people take over and make me have a featureless 5rd mag gun that takes 6 background checks to go to the gun range with because I can't strap that shit to the back of my dirtbike and go shoot shit in the desert anymore

It may be shitty here but at least I can own my fucking guns and ride my dirtbike through some pretty mountains

Afghanistan: the state

arizona is so mediocre that you have to list things you can do in literally any other state as perks 🤣

You won't catch me disagreeing, we get paid well here and it's cheap and that's all I care about

You should check out New Mexico, it's the best Southwestern state in every respect (aside from poverty, education quality etc. statistics). If you're really big into muh guns and outdoor activities then Idaho is way better too, it's gorgeous, cheap, and probably the most 'wild west'y of the contiguous US in terms of being able to do your own thing without getting bothered.

I would rather go back to GA, I miss the rivers and humidity and honestly don't like SW culture. I rode the NMBDR once though, it was gorgeous.

Shithole state MEGACOPE

You right 😓 I hate AZ

Arizona colleges are for mediocre kids with spectacular boob jobs.

The best university in your state is the university of phoenix anyway.

have you tried uhhhhh having free higher education? Just a thought sweety

Yea it was the Californians that made AZ a terrible 🤭

They fuck every place up. Locusts

dont worry, calicunts are going to anhero once global sharting turns your near-uninhabitable state to the surface of venus

That's why I bought here, in 50 years I'll retire after global warming makes AZ beachfront property

in 50 years there wont be enough water to drink over there, if I were you I would sell and move to oregon which is going to become a desert like AZ by then

We'll steal it from Mexico

mexico is going to be even drier, the rio grande is going to disappear

get ready for water refugee waves, or just leave before you become a refugee too, or you think northern states are just gonna leave everyone in? all of the south and most of the west/midwest is gonna get fucked with this climate bullshit

go as north as you can, not actual canada else you're going to freeze your balls off and also gay

Who knew dramoids could be this boring

Californians didn't fuck up their place - they made it a massive success, and now those of mediocre talent and education can't compete and are forced to move.

This cope is delicious. C:

They figured out that Iowa is unnaturally cheap to live in and they are currently buying up land out here are turning it into llama farms and other hippie California shit.

Really should have built that wall.

Calis=locusts

Inshallah

shut the fuck up you stupid cracker

Rude

Based

Aww...like the end of The Last Unicorn 🦄

the mde sub got epstein'd like 2 years ago tho, they probably left

piss and cum

Banned.

USER WAS MILKED FOR THIS POST

Fucking baser

A based janny, miracles do exist

Now spit in my mouth Daddy!

Imagine thinking people care about /r/drama this much.

The average MDEfugees will just make an alt. A true dramatard wouldn't even bother.

I actually kinda do, I love this sub’s neutrality honestly. In the past some of my favorite subs have been taken over by rightoids or leftoids and have been ruined, it’s actually really annoying. I’m definitely a bit more left, but not everything needs to be political, and when politics are involved it’s fun to make fun of the annoying and absurd shit people do, which is what this sub is a haven for.

Anyways this was too long of a comment. Piss and cum 69

This is a drama subreddit for laughing at stupid people doing stupid shit.

SRDines claim the same thing, yet they're all miserable and unfunny leftoids too.

Great selfpost though. Real wonderful content!

It does seem like we've gotten an excess amount of racebaiting posts lately like "Sassy black woman gets BTFO!" or whatever and then the comments include actual racist content including the gamer word. Then there's the r/forwardsfromgrandma stuff that clearly comes from IGTHFT refugees who miss their old clearinghouse for that content.

Clearinghouse is a great descriptor. It really is a terminus for all that content that couldn't hack it on Twitter or ifunny.

That is why we must fite bacc against the mindless freeze peach rightcels aswell as the dogmatic SJW keyboard warriors

Is radical centrism still allowed?

Just checking -- does 'non-fun' include the shitty blogposting like some of our regulars do? Because I think that stuff is kinda fun.

no they can't ban lawlzposting he's a janny too

They can just go private and like clockwork Lawlz will stop posting.

Huh, he does stop posting when we go private. I wonder why...

😴😴😴

Didn't we just have this thread? I'm even reading replies from what felt like the previous thread word for word.

🤫jannies need attention

They need some compensation, since it's not monetary

Drama jannie spergout session # 201737482

They must sit around in their discord session just getting more and more worked up until it spills over in to wordsposts like this from time to time

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This is so shockingly accurate.

The age of forums ending was damning to the rest of the world

Looking forward to the holiday weekend?

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thank you jannies very cool

Does this mean I can't post my fanfiction here?

Only lawlz fanfiction

The sea shall claim the dirty refugee or may he be forced to lick a thousand shoes. Inshallah

Honestly, everywhere I start to fit in gets banned shortly after. Kicking me out every other month is probably wise.

Woooweee I thought this was about real life refugees for a moment there... I thought r/drama was about to get meta

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Fuck off retard I’ve been here since 2002

*incoherent screeching

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They also hid how long ago the sub was created. Genius! Nobody will know. 🧐

Subreddit created:05/03/2019 (a year)

Thank you Bussy Supreme

Post ass ffs

So we're going private when?

This is not a callout subreddit

And yet you are calling out the call-outers. How the worm has turned my dramatic friend.

This is not a callout subreddit

And yet you are calling out the call-outers. You have become the very thing you swore to destroy.

Finally the rightoids get put in their place🥰🥰😅

Ban Americans problem solved

This but unironically

If Americans were banned, Europoors wouldn’t have anything to talk about in here because it’s virtually all they talk about.

🦅‍⃠

Make /r/drama Private again imo. Make the unapprovedcels weep.

When is Trappy coming home? 🥺

😞

trappy come home

trappy come home

some day, some day.

Based

Holup! - mayocide is racebaiting.

An admin actually put the kabosh on mayocide comments around the time Joan got banned because every other comment was "genocide mayos!"

I think we had to filter out mayo for awhile to calm it down.

Them whites have infiltrated at every level.

Your racebaiting bullshit is so 2000 and fucking boring as shit and is banned.

Doesnt look like a terribly good job being done janny. Do your job do it better and do it for free. 👌👌👌👌

Zero doll hairs

I like fun!

foids are not a race god bless

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Damn, we blaming victims of censorship now I see. Guess it’s their fault they were banned - their memes just got too spicy for Reddit, eh. Guess censorship is ok as long as it’s the people you don’t like, right? Oh I forgot, China bad Winnie flu communism have bad censorship because people can’t speak/coordinate against the government, but the deplatforming and censorship of those with wrongthink opinions and humour in the west is just fucking dandy. For shame.

Humour runs on free, unhindered speech, and you will be next if you keep up with this particular strain of anaemic logic. Soon even this will be a hate sub whether you like it or not. YOU. WILL. BE. NEXT. Doesn’t matter how much you dilute your humour to appear ‘reasonable’, it’ll never be enough for these cretins. So no half measures eh, give these statue-destroying, history-rewriting and joke-criminalising fuckers hell, and save the MDEfugee your ire.

AHS is like a rapist - he comes out when the jokes fly a little too easy and get too hot to handle. I think we can all agree that these rapes of the constitution in which this shithouse company is based have all been the fault of the rapist and the big capital running dog whom he has been wagging.

Did all the traps get arrested for taking part in an insurrection or were they called back to CIA headquarters? Asking for a friend.

Daddy trump put Rat poison in their oestrogen

Probably some truth to that lol.

Note just because I do something, it doesn't mean you can do it

No oversight mods, this is what is killing free speech, smh, guess I goatta head on over to voat now, so I can have some productive discussion with the last smart people online

Clean it up janny

Yeah racebaiting is old and cringe

BTW fuck white peoples ✊🏿 hope we exterminate them all

Thank you for the gold kind strangerinos

Nice job sucking the admins dicks lmao

Based speashal moment

TBH I'm more in favor of going private again instead of becoming SRD 2.0

We'd have to enforce the new rules even if we were private. Cumtown was private forever and they still got banned.

I get that, but in private it's much easier to cultivate it (when we don't get the huge influx).

I worry now we're gonna get into a left swing, which is just gonna make it SRD. If we just keep it private, it's more easy to ban the super rightiods

can i be approved so i have something to look at next time u guys go private? im not white

God really does exist

Drive whites into the ocean

non-violently

You're a boring fucking bootlicker and you're going to die of AIDS.

Thanks!

What's it like being Spez's rent boy?

Is it still being a rent boy when you do it for free?

It feels like power. With every thrust I gain more moderator goodboy points.

Lmao, this is what internet janitors actually believe. Imagine what you could have accomplished in life if you weren't rightfully ashamed of showing your face in public.

13/50

You can't force fun. You just have to let it happen. If you want to keep the 'fugies out, you need to erect a border fence by setting the sub to private again.

Lmao niggurs mad. Why so racist sweaty?

Cringe unfun post 🙄

Praise Allah!

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