Local Smug covid posers pat themselves on the back for not leaving the house since March

1  2020-07-04 by cfbWORKING

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‘ctrl+f protest’

nice

approved protests are fine but feeding your family or getting fresh air is not

I'm gonna have a fucking aneurysm

"People that haven't left their home in years smugly condescending to people that actually have shit to do" has gotten pretty stale. "Protesting against the police doesn't spread the virus, but protesting against the government locking things down does" freshened things up for a bit, but even that has started to lose it's luster. We need something new.

Unfortunately, with everything locked down, online drama is basically the only new drama left. And other than the recent spurt of "all g*mers are pedophiles" (which we already knew), even that seems to have run it's course.

I can't believe I'm saying this, but we may have reached a point where the coronavirus is actually bad for DramaCoin. 😞

Don’t disagree but the way covid has empowered g-slurs is always fun to read.

The beach thing is crazy to me. How are you spreading that shit at the beach?

You can fish off the pier but no chairs, sitting down spreads rona

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We need election drama to start heating up again.

Protesting against the police doesn’t spread the virus

It’s not the police specifically. The virus simply doesn’t spread when you are against racism.

lustre

Why can't you just stay inside

Oh I've only lapsed into depression from not exercising, working, or seeing the people I care about in 3 months. Bills are piling up, unemployment insurance is gonna run out, and my mind is slowly deteriorating from the stress of wondering what the hell I'm gonna do.

At risk of seriousposting what the fuck is wrong with these fucking redditors? For people who claim solidarity with the working man they don't seem to get that not everybody can work from home, nor do they seem to get that being locked inside for months isn't good for you mentally or physically? Fucking hell.

I assume these people are the same ones in my NextDoor that say they've never left their house. Husbands have middle management jobs that they can do at home so no income loss. They've never had a responsibility in their life except wiping kids asses, and their life has been all about bragging to their neighbors about their kids' grades. All these women in my neighborhood though are stuck with husbands cheating on them so I imagine their husbands are out and about.

I mean that post was kinda aimed at a different sorta crowd it yeah lol

Dude like a week ago everyone here was laughing about Covid saying it was just a big scam and now people here are taking it semi seriously again.

Drama is filled with retards who wanna pretend they're not seriousposting but can't help themselves.

Three months ain't quick, and this is just balancing the scale of harmonious centrism. You're pathetic if you spend all day fearmongering the virus on reddit in the hopes of getting to stay home and play vidjagames all day on the taxpayer's dime for as long as possible, but you're also pathetic if you're having a mental breakdown and threatening suicide after two weeks of not being able to go to happy hour with your friends.

Nobody cares about your life story r*tard

Eat my whole ass

eat my hole ass

Has it been bleached since mid-March🤔

nah hes rockin that dirty harvest moon

You can almost hear the joyful glee they have about it all. They don't care about stuff like the economy or people being out of work. They just want to smugpost and feel superior for their isolation. I've said it before there's a huge portion of reddit that the isolation and quarantine didn't bother or change anything at all about how they lived before.

They care about it only to the point that it gets orange man out.

Yep

The secret is to go to r/economics and complain that the government isn't spending enough to help people. THEN go to r/collapse and complain that the deficit is going to lead to the collapse of the dollar.

r/collapse is just another doomer commie sub now. All the old school prepper libertarian types were ran out of town a long time ago or probably got busted for pedophilia. Either way, the content is stale reddit-tier commie NEET bullshit now.

I unironically have gotten pretty mad at users in /r/Dallas because I can feel a sense of joy in their comments whenever cases rise or people get infected because they didn't stay locked up in their house forever and ever. To them it's not about the virus, it's about being right regardless of other peoples' health. There's zero empathy or understanding of why someone might have wanted to get some basic level of human interaction or leave their domicile.

Well let's see how they act after the $600 a week extra runs out at the end of this month. People are making 2x or even 3x the money they used to with that. I'm all for it stopping after overhearing people bragging about it at least 4 times at groceries .

Teddy Cruz (🤮) warned in March that paying retreads twice their worth would cause problems once the dolla dolla bills stopped, and going back to work might be unappealing. For a murderous piece of shit, he really makes you think.

Its incredibly bouguise to be able to work from home for months at a time

You finally understand how hard it is to be a NEET. People don't know what we go through 😭😭😭

waaaaaaaaahhhhhhh

Cry more

You certainly won't see me claiming any solidarity with the working man. The proletariat is fucking stupid, and needs to be suppressed in any sane nation.

As for the rest of your "waaaaah I'm so depressed" whine, man the fuck up. And who the fuck is preventing you from exercizing?

And who the fuck is preventing you from exercising?

Exercise equipment has tripled in price since the virus started, and it was expensive before that considering it's just rubber bands and cast iron.

Run, you f*g. Or be less poor.

Pushups aren't a true complete substitute for resistance training, which is what most people go to gyms for in the first place. I /homegym/ so it's no skin off my back but if I were facing economic uncertainty there's a snowball's chance in hell I'm paying $300 for 90lbs of used metal lumps.

You pathetic whiny f*ggot. If you’re falling into depression due to lack of exercise, any form of exercise will do.

Redditors are the most oversocialized group on the planet, they follow thr rules lest they be socially punished by losing karma. In the end their morality and worldview have been so shaped by Reddit they cannot image anyone elese not being the same, to the person who has rich parents, spends most of their time online anyway, and thinks going outside is the mark of the devil currently cannot understand why someone wouldn't be concered about a 4 month lockdown because it causes them to ask the question "maybe my worldview is wrong".

oversocialized

Uncle Ted 🤤

God, those "I actually love lockdown/social isolation" posts piss me off so fucking much. While I think that it's all pretty necessary to stem the spread of the virus, the whole situation has pretty much ruined everything that was supposed to happen this year, I've been stressed as fuck because of the consequences that COVID has had on my life situation, and I'm pretty depressive usually, so that's been exacerbated by staying inside, not doing anything and generally being non-productive, as I don't have the fucking money like the bouge cunts that make those posts to start stupid projects and buy shit because I saw something fun to do on Reddit.

I just fucking hate Redditors so fucking much. Fuck.

I know what you mean.

I didn't even have any vacation plans or anything like that. This was just a year that I was supposed to get it together by working out and getting outside more. Can't really do that now.

I'm lucky enough to still be working, but man I've been in a fucking haze this entire time. I'll probably kill myself if I have to live like this for a year

Your point about work and seeing people in person is true but you aren't locked inside unless you want to be locked inside. The exercise part just makes you sound like a fat fuck trying to make excuses. You can still go outside and run. No one's going to stop you from biking on trails. There are plenty of exercises you can do to stay in shape outside of the gym. I just couldn't process your point because that part just makes you sound like a whiny obese dork.

The gyms are all closed. I had been going for months previous to this to lift. What's depressing is losing all the gains I've worked so hard for. Pushups don't give a good enough workout anymore, and haven't for some time

https://www.reddit.com/r/bodyweightfitness/ There are plenty of difficult routines on there that will fuck your shit up. Don't get caught up in lifting numbers. I did for years when I was powerlifting and it's stupid. Just get fit and stay fit. I look and feel way better now that I train in diverse ways besides just weights and running/biking. You can also find heavy things around the house if you don't have dumbells and use them to do lifts. You just have to make sure your grips are safe, keep a tight core, and don't let your lower back round.

Stay home...get a 24-pack, play some online poker, play some PS4/Xbox....anything but helping to facilitate the spread.

It's almost like some people have bills to pay and like to grill.

Reddit is the only place where you can say "yes, I watched fireworks this weekend" and 100 middle aged women whose husband is out banging the hot secretary will brag that they've never left the house for 6 months and you're an asshole for going outside.

I always assumed the smugposters were all NEET neckbeard dudes. Now that GenderCritical is banned I’m pretty sure there are no women left on Reddit.

I haven't worn shoes or socks since March. I'm going to be sad when I have to go back to the office.

I know huh - been in flip flops full time.

Imagine actually staying inside for 4 months and then catching COVID anyway due to a chad super spreader.

That's going to happen to a lot of people lmao, just how it goes.

I keep going out doing stuff idc if I spread the rona I'm sure loser redditors with no life will pick up the slack 😂😂😂.

Fine by me. I don't want any Austinites leaving, either.

This is the case in basically every Texan subreddit lately

It’s pretty funny tbh, it’s just NEETs excited they can continue being absolute losers but have the moral high ground to do so.

I feel like if you’re not morbidly obese or old you should just get it over with. I got sick in March, quarantined and just do whatever the fuck I want now. Can’t imagine just sitting at home doing nothing

There is no debate people. There is no middle ground. There is no “well this says this and this says that”. Just fucking do the absolute bare minimum and at least wear a mask if that is all you’re willing to do. I don’t know what else to say. Either you agree with me and my political orientation or you’re a fucking moron. That may make me an asshole dramanaught and so be it.

Redditors are just happy that their degenerate recluse lifestyles are finally paying off.

COVID has made it apparent how many people willingly lived lives of total isolation and zero exercise before the virus even existed and are now perplexed as to why anyone would feel the need to live differently

I’m all for taking precautions and fighting the disease but anyone who lived like that willingly was absolutely wasting their lives and needs to reevaluate the decisions they’ve made thus far. And the fact that they could brag and smugpost about that kind of lifestyle is even more pathetic.

Edit #2: Thank you all AGAIN for more internet points and blinky things.

Millennial check

They get so worked up over the sniffles.