Tits is going to be very upset with you.

Shenanigans are not welcome in SRD.

Can confirm: the desperation is palpable.

Speaking of persistence lets see that dick buddy

Cause Imma keep asking as long as I draw breath

If you are lucky Phedre might let you eat the cum that falls on the floor after the bull is done giving her a facial.

Lawlz the deflection strategy only works so many times.

Please stop inserting your kinks into my sex life. It's weird.

I can't help that I get off by calling Lawlz a loser.

quality? SRD?

lol no

That dude bragged that he got laid because of his mod position.

In all seriousness, when if you are ever in a long term relationship, have you thought about when you'd tell her the news? 5th date? 3 months in? Or would you delete your account on your wedding night and take it to your grave?

With your size, wouldn't it be a pentagon?

The real tragedy here is that mods of prestigious subs like r/Familyman aren't getting the sexual favors they deserve.

Masturbation isn’t a sexual favour.

They must have misspelled "flavor.

is that more of a reflections on his standards or the person who was into his jannyship?

You forgot to mention that time he apologized to a woman for experiencing raping a man.

wut

Enjoy

I'm gonna need more beer for this post.

so are you saying you're going to fuck lawlz or what?

Stop pegging Lawlz 😠😠😡

Yeah they are some downers. I got downvoted to oblivion yesterday for saying that Biden and Trump are basically the same person but one has dementia.

Which one

Exactly

wow, sometimes you can actually be funny. I don't need to know anything else.

MasterLawlz, will you do me the honours and marry me?

I was planning on being the power bottom in this relationship, you'd feed my bussy and my wallet. :)

You think that would work? He’s a moderator do you know how much they earn??

I would like to officiate.

I would like to asphyxiate.

Show up to wedding then. Meeting Lawlz is such an experience.

I need people to stop banning my lolis. That's all I need! Just let me be with my drawings. Let me enjoy cute happy anime lolis that are so full of love and affection. That let me forget about this horrible world and the shitty people in it. Is that so hard to ask for? Why are people so fucking hell bent on banning lolis? What do they or society gain? I don't like scary slasher movies about people murdering people(illegal BTW). But I don't call for them to be banned nor insult those that enjoy them. One of the few things in life that makes me happy. Little glimmers of joy in my shit life and they fucking ban it because they want to make an extra buck fron ad investors.

Maybe there's a reason why people want these pure, perfect maidens? Could it be that the real world is filled with darwinistic people? Filled with murder, drugs, deasise, genocide, virtue signalling, inequality, false politicians, false ronance, bullies, ect. Where everyone is out to push eachother down to get on top? Yea, no wonder people are so eager to want something better.

Is it really difficult for people to mind their own business? If you don't harm anyone, why ban it?

You know. What about GTA that glorifies crime and actually hurts people in the real world with predatory microtransactions? What about rape fantasies? What about guro? What about furry porn? What if she's canonlly legal age? What about girls that look mature but are underage(Ikkitousen, HSoTD)? What about all that incest porn on pornhub? That's illegal IRL but no one is harping to ban that. What about r/trees? A sub dedicated to glorifying marijuana but one problem...weed has been and still is illegal and classified as a class1 drug in the US. Or the sub that literally shows real kids being killed. Or all those propaganda and ad shilling? But no one bans that!

BUT BAN THE LOLIS!!!!!

IF. PEOPLE. JUST. STOPPED. BANNING. LOLIS. I'LL. BE. HAPPY

Snapshots:

1. This is my application to moderate ... - archive.org, archive.today*

I am just a simple bot, *not** a moderator of this subreddit* | bot subreddit | contact the maintainers

Snappy, this is about sardines, not kiddie diddlers in action. You're slipping.

SRDines are diddlers though

real shame didn’t mention your preferred pronouns

cut your chances by quite a bit

Do they allow applications from people that are banned?

"friendship"

Can you unban me too. I also like ben10 and have autism

Friendship with benefits I assume? Congratulations lawlz.

Phedre unbanned me

I always knew she was into you 😉

Are you no longer obese?

I think you handle that quite well just by being yourself! Don't doubt yourself, Lawlz!

Wait you are joking?!? We need a body positive quadruple buzzword king like you to tell us when someone is being serious about racism or if they are trying to mock us, as the majority of us cannot tell and need to be told why we’re mad and who to be mad at.

It would be hilarious if you took it up the butt.

if

Can you be an Indian? I like pajeet jokes.

When you get mod, please unban me on there. If I'm remembering right, I was having too much fun and they got mad

I'm sure they would say I was arguing in bad faith and trolling.

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You did the right thing

hmmm let me check our notes...

time to kill the blacks i guess

Well. there ya go.

Hmm methinks you are taking my words out of content hmmm

Do you REALLY wanna go there? Because I always keep my receipts.

https://www.reddit.com/r/SubredditDrama/comments/8khmn9/so_if_cocaine_makes_her_feel_good_and_pretty/dz8tunb/?context=10000

Except that was 2 years ago, and not what I was banned for. I was banned 1 year ago. And congrats on completely missing the point of the comment, I replied to someone who was saying numbers don't lie and we should base actions off only them. Sorry if that went over your head, genius.

¯\_(ツ)_/¯ close enough. I'm not high enough to scroll through yo ur excessive post history.

Oh, I thought you always kept receipts.

When I'm involved, yeah. Buuuut i didn't ban you.

link to actual ban message?

https://www.reddit.com/message/messages/fijizq

Tits banned me for posting in a thread here about some SRD drama :(. I didn't even make the thread lmao.

I got banned for "brigading" from this sub, despite literally being subbed to both.

Yeah they hate fun there.

I just want Deuxrama back :(

After seeing the deuxchad palace fall, I now understand exactly how a Palestinian feels when they watch their home get bulldozed...

So flinging shit everywhere and wondering why the consequences catch up?

They took this from you.

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They migrated already

https://ruqqus.com/+DeuxRAMA

“Another Cost is going to work!”

I think if you also promise to go on HRT and remove the offending protuberance you might have a shot

I think if you also promise to go on HRT

Wait, is he not on it? Why does he look like a single 35 yo lesbian then?

You can’t sink any lower so they’ll probably take you in

Lawlz posting something humorous? In my drama subreddit? Well I never

wow, look everyone. lawlsboy made a funny 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

I have full faith you're likeability will make you fit right in

What's the pay like?

🦀🦀🦀Harder daddy🦀🦀🦀

Lawlz you outdid yourself with this one

Perfect but you forgot your weigh in to that sub was in fact your actual bmi + age. Half their weight, still young (ish) and 75% survival rate for a young chub.

I imagine SRD mods as being like those aliens in Star Trek with giant heads who have spent so much time in their basements that they've lost the ability to have their own emotions and can only get off on other peoples' memories. You teach them to enjoy Ben 10 the way you do and they'll be fascinated.

(For anyone wondering I mean the Talosians of course. 🙄)

Fucking trekkies.

Based and Pilot-Episode-pilled.

Didn't you get banned for applying before and saying you're gonna fuck phedre?

Just remember, 100 NOs and 1 YES means YES. Keep at it. Maybe she'll at least give you a titty rub.

My titties or Lawlz's titties?

C'mon, phedre, just give him a hug so he can feel a girl's boob for once.

I already gave to charity this year.

Lol what are you doing moderating a subreddit like drama with english skills like these

You could get even get a degree and land a nice job that pays... Never mind, it all makes sense now

Tbh any job that you qualify for with an English degree probably pays less than mod salary

If SRD mods had any merit they’d post pics of their bussy ITT to smackdown lawlz. You guys won’t cause fat huh?

can we get a shitty livefeed of masterlawlz staring out of the window watching well adjusted adults go about normal lives as life passes him by? I joke I genuinely think you are a genius.

Extremely based

First good thing you’ve posted in years.

This is legit the best thing I've read in a long time, thank you lawlz.

If you are legit here and posting at the same regularity in 20 years I will personally give you the inflation equivalent of 10 grands in 2020 $s to fly to where ever I'm living and drinks will be on my all week.

actually laughed

Should have ended with hugs and kisses.

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o7

Unfathomably based. Please post their response!

You've got to prove you are worthy of the big leagues.

You were modded in /r/Drama for bullying Will Wheaton, and no other reason. So go bully Patrick Stewart and then they'll mod you.

Literally playing that role this year.

You wish you were Will.

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"In these troubling times..."

This is like the 5th actually funny thing I've ever seen you post. Well done, for once, I guess.

No don't

Apply to /r/SubredditDramaDrama so I can reject u.

is this.... fat genocide?!?

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45 is the average BMI

Add a digit to that

You could have brought this up with me in private...

instead you choose to embarrass me in front of my boys :-(

Best sticky yet. Did you get any replies or were the mods all deceased?

You forgot a crucial factor Lawlz, no sardine actually goes outside

This post is nice, I think I’ll take it

Just wait, the fools of /r/drama won’t see through my ingenious deception

It has already begun, say goodbye to your sticky.