How do I get approved

1  2020-07-16 by xSiberianKhatru

I’m white

89 comments

My heart feels heavy for you, stay strong.

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Disqualified due to preexisting condition.

Overqualified

resumé = bussy

Slow day for drama huh?

I’m white

🤮🤮 You Don'tTM 🤢🤢

Just because I don’t make autistic effort posts every day like you doesn’t mean I’m less deserving of reading and participating in drama

Ackshually it does.

Eat my ass

post pics of it first

Lol what are you gay?

why do i have to be gay to look at a butthole?

I have one of the manliest assholes you will ever see. Handcrafted by God himself in the divine forge.

lets see it then

To take a picture of my asshole would be gay, which I am not.

Get your boyfriend to do it then

Is Goatse gay? fuckin nerd

Mom?

Gussy

🤢🤢🤢🤮🤮🤮

based

I don't do any of that and I'm approved. Have you tried not being gay?

I would say it took me years of work and effortposting to become an approvedcel but actually I got it in a trade by making annarchist a mod of /r/radicalcentrism

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Can I be approved to make op mad lmao

Nice try but no lmao

But you're literally mayo filth

Trans ?

No but I will get SRS if I have to

You have to convert to islam, pledge allegiance to MasterLawlz and renounce to your mayoness

Lol renounce my mayoness and then pledge allegiance to a mayo. And converting to Islam is the whitest thing imaginable

Lindsay Lohan ruined converting to Islam as a means to avoid scrutiny for all mayos for all of time.

Get your sister or mom to dm lawlz feet pictures.

I've been sending him AOC's boyfriend's feet pics that I got while we were on a cruise together for the past six months and he hasn't replied yet.

I sent him armpit pics once and told him to lick them. Didn't get approved but he did respond

Halomemes

G*mers OUT

Bruh you post on Drama

Yes.

At least you’re proud of your debilitating autism.

Ban

Ok banned

I make lengthy obnoxious autist posts almost every day and that doesn't seem to work, so don't do that.

No but really go do something else when the sub is private, the whole unapprovedcel pining for entry is like MovieBob begging for a blue checkmark only even more embarrassing.

Without drama my life has no value.

...You win. I have no response to that. Mods please approve this wretched soul.

Blood in blood out homie

I’m straight I can’t get HIV.

I’m straight

Oh sweaty thats gonna really hurt your approval status.

I’ll fuck the mods if I have to but that’s not gay.

I think they're all tops except for lawlz who was born without anything. He's literally like a Ken doll.

From my occasional browsing of the sub I find that to be statistically impossible. And Ken doesn’t have an asshole either, yet I guarantee bussy syndrome runs wild amongst the mods here.

Lawlz has no need for an asshole. He doesn't eat. The other mods grew a homunculus in a jar and that's how we got lawlz. We keep him alive with the essence of lolcows seething and exposure to marathons of ben10 and Zac and Cody

The mods will only add people they feel belong to this little autistic community. 🤮🤢

Make sure to keep up with your drama vocabulary (cope, seething, SRDine, etc.) Make comments or posts everyday and act like you’re already approved.

My biggest advice I can give you is to get a life and find a new hobby because this subreddit (including me) is fucking retarded.

I would be the ultimate symbol of ideal masculinity for a community of effeminate internet autists. I don’t even have to post anything, my implied presence alone emits an aura of divine manliness. My back muscles turned Mike Pence gay.

Not good enough, do more sweaty

I'm white

OUT!!!OUT!!!OUT!!!

fuck off

post proof. picture with your wifes boyfriend or some other form of self flagellation

Can the janitors also un-ban and approve masturb_chyiff while you're at it? Thank you in advance.

Can I be a mod? I have 7 years experience moderating /r/cisscum

Jesus Christ that’s fucking pathetic. I agree that you should be a mod

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Don't be white.

Ok I’ll pull an Al Jolson if that’s what you want.

get out mayo

If I wasn’t wearing my ray-bans your whiteness would blind me through my screen

Send me bussy and I will get you in, promise.

Post hog.

Send a dick pic to my number. Needs to be real tho so write your sn on a piece of a paper and hang your dong next to it

If I were to fit my entire dong into the pic my SSN would be too small to read

You must have retardedly huge handwriting

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Get in the discord and suck off one of the t-slur mods. Or are they all gone, not sure been awhile since I've subjected myself to that crab in a barrel trash heap

also fuck automod

discord

Yikes

There's no way around it, to be an approvedcel you're going to have to give up what little dignity you have left if any

reported you to admins, mayoid

Oh no God help me.

Plant some radishes.

That's what I did.

Try seasoning your food

send bussy

I'm a republican and serious post about half the time and I'm an approvedcel

I made a mod laugh once, don't remember who. Just be funny.

Are you saying I’m not funny :(((

I don't recognize your username

Which is probably a good thing

Let’s keep it that way

Repent for your whiteness

Mayocide needs to happen faster to rid us of this menace

Ya gotta get

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flair.