I would say it took me years of work and effortposting to become an approvedcel but actually I got it in a trade by making annarchist a mod of /r/radicalcentrism
I make lengthy obnoxious autist posts almost every day and that doesn't seem to work, so don't do that.
No but really go do something else when the sub is private, the whole unapprovedcel pining for entry is like MovieBob begging for a blue checkmark only even more embarrassing.
From my occasional browsing of the sub I find that to be statistically impossible. And Ken doesn’t have an asshole either, yet I guarantee bussy syndrome runs wild amongst the mods here.
Lawlz has no need for an asshole. He doesn't eat. The other mods grew a homunculus in a jar and that's how we got lawlz. We keep him alive with the essence of lolcows seething and exposure to marathons of ben10 and Zac and Cody
I would be the ultimate symbol of ideal masculinity for a community of effeminate internet autists. I don’t even have to post anything, my implied presence alone emits an aura of divine manliness. My back muscles turned Mike Pence gay.
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Get in the discord and suck off one of the t-slur mods. Or are they all gone, not sure been awhile since I've subjected myself to that crab in a barrel trash heap
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23 tereria85 2020-07-16
My heart feels heavy for you, stay strong.
15 Naziwrecker 2020-07-16
Post resume.
15 xSiberianKhatru 2020-07-16
See post description
23 Naziwrecker 2020-07-16
Disqualified due to preexisting condition.
1 kyle_schwartz_ 2020-07-16
Overqualified
12 ponypopper 2020-07-16
resumé = bussy
11 pvijay187 2020-07-16
Slow day for drama huh?
11 pewkiemuffinboo 2020-07-16
🤮🤮 You Don'tTM 🤢🤢
5 xSiberianKhatru 2020-07-16
Just because I don’t make autistic effort posts every day like you doesn’t mean I’m less deserving of reading and participating in drama
11 pewkiemuffinboo 2020-07-16
Ackshually it does.
7 xSiberianKhatru 2020-07-16
Eat my ass
10 ponypopper 2020-07-16
post pics of it first
4 xSiberianKhatru 2020-07-16
Lol what are you gay?
10 ponypopper 2020-07-16
why do i have to be gay to look at a butthole?
4 xSiberianKhatru 2020-07-16
I have one of the manliest assholes you will ever see. Handcrafted by God himself in the divine forge.
6 ponypopper 2020-07-16
lets see it then
1 xSiberianKhatru 2020-07-16
To take a picture of my asshole would be gay, which I am not.
4 804-929-4988 2020-07-16
Get your boyfriend to do it then
2 songthatendstheworld 2020-07-16
Is Goatse gay? fuckin nerd
1 AccioHermionesIUD 2020-07-16
Mom?
3 The_Homocracy 2020-07-16
🤢🤢🤢🤮🤮🤮
3 StephanTheEggCounter 2020-07-16
based
1 Doesnt_Draw_Anything 2020-07-16
I don't do any of that and I'm approved. Have you tried not being gay?
1 elephantofdoom 2020-07-16
I would say it took me years of work and effortposting to become an approvedcel but actually I got it in a trade by making annarchist a mod of /r/radicalcentrism
1 [deleted] 2020-07-16
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1 p00pnig420 2020-07-16
Can I be approved to make op mad lmao
1 xSiberianKhatru 2020-07-16
Nice try but no lmao
1 smaltur 2020-07-16
But you're literally mayo filth
5 AOC_Gynecologist 2020-07-16
Trans ?
4 xSiberianKhatru 2020-07-16
No but I will get SRS if I have to
5 hackfraud199930 2020-07-16
You have to convert to islam, pledge allegiance to MasterLawlz and renounce to your mayoness
5 xSiberianKhatru 2020-07-16
Lol renounce my mayoness and then pledge allegiance to a mayo. And converting to Islam is the whitest thing imaginable
0 pewkiemuffinboo 2020-07-16
Lindsay Lohan ruined converting to Islam as a means to avoid scrutiny for all mayos for all of time.
4 respaaaaaj 2020-07-16
Get your sister or mom to dm lawlz feet pictures.
1 Giulio-Cesare 2020-07-16
I've been sending him AOC's boyfriend's feet pics that I got while we were on a cruise together for the past six months and he hasn't replied yet.
1 XalwaysinbadfaithX 2020-07-16
I sent him armpit pics once and told him to lick them. Didn't get approved but he did respond
3 Bummunism 2020-07-16
G*mers OUT
2 xSiberianKhatru 2020-07-16
Bruh you post on Drama
2 Bummunism 2020-07-16
Yes.
1 xSiberianKhatru 2020-07-16
At least you’re proud of your debilitating autism.
2 CapitalistVenezuelan 2020-07-16
Ban
1 xSiberianKhatru 2020-07-16
Ok banned
2 Crook_and_Crank 2020-07-16
I make lengthy obnoxious autist posts almost every day and that doesn't seem to work, so don't do that.
No but really go do something else when the sub is private, the whole unapprovedcel pining for entry is like MovieBob begging for a blue checkmark only even more embarrassing.
2 xSiberianKhatru 2020-07-16
Without drama my life has no value.
2 Crook_and_Crank 2020-07-16
...You win. I have no response to that. Mods please approve this wretched soul.
2 wizdumb337 2020-07-16
Blood in blood out homie
4 xSiberianKhatru 2020-07-16
I’m straight I can’t get HIV.
3 wizdumb337 2020-07-16
Oh sweaty thats gonna really hurt your approval status.
4 xSiberianKhatru 2020-07-16
I’ll fuck the mods if I have to but that’s not gay.
2 wizdumb337 2020-07-16
I think they're all tops except for lawlz who was born without anything. He's literally like a Ken doll.
2 xSiberianKhatru 2020-07-16
From my occasional browsing of the sub I find that to be statistically impossible. And Ken doesn’t have an asshole either, yet I guarantee bussy syndrome runs wild amongst the mods here.
2 wizdumb337 2020-07-16
Lawlz has no need for an asshole. He doesn't eat. The other mods grew a homunculus in a jar and that's how we got lawlz. We keep him alive with the essence of lolcows seething and exposure to marathons of ben10 and Zac and Cody
2 SQLerection 2020-07-16
The mods will only add people they feel belong to this little autistic community. 🤮🤢
Make sure to keep up with your drama vocabulary (cope, seething, SRDine, etc.) Make comments or posts everyday and act like you’re already approved.
My biggest advice I can give you is to get a life and find a new hobby because this subreddit (including me) is fucking retarded.
2 xSiberianKhatru 2020-07-16
I would be the ultimate symbol of ideal masculinity for a community of effeminate internet autists. I don’t even have to post anything, my implied presence alone emits an aura of divine manliness. My back muscles turned Mike Pence gay.
1 grogocean 2020-07-16
Not good enough, do more sweaty
2 TellMeToStudyPls 2020-07-16
OUT!!!OUT!!!OUT!!!
2 LedinToke 2020-07-16
fuck off
2 CriticalAttempt2 2020-07-16
post proof. picture with your wifes boyfriend or some other form of self flagellation
2 PUBLIQclopAccountant 2020-07-16
Can the janitors also un-ban and approve masturb_chyiff while you're at it? Thank you in advance.
2 StrategicReserve 2020-07-16
https://i.imgur.com/0PaAa7b.gif
1 always_horny_guy 2020-07-16
Can I be a mod? I have 7 years experience moderating /r/cisscum
10 xSiberianKhatru 2020-07-16
Jesus Christ that’s fucking pathetic. I agree that you should be a mod
1 [deleted] 2020-07-16
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1 SlimjobDopamine 2020-07-16
Don't be white.
1 xSiberianKhatru 2020-07-16
Ok I’ll pull an Al Jolson if that’s what you want.
1 bigfartguy 2020-07-16
get out mayo
1 xSiberianKhatru 2020-07-16
If I wasn’t wearing my ray-bans your whiteness would blind me through my screen
1 Homofascism 2020-07-16
Send me bussy and I will get you in, promise.
1 you_dont_know_me_boi 2020-07-16
Post hog.
1 804-929-4988 2020-07-16
Send a dick pic to my number. Needs to be real tho so write your sn on a piece of a paper and hang your dong next to it
1 xSiberianKhatru 2020-07-16
If I were to fit my entire dong into the pic my SSN would be too small to read
1 804-929-4988 2020-07-16
You must have retardedly huge handwriting
1 [deleted] 2020-07-16
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1 HumanBread 2020-07-16
Get in the discord and suck off one of the t-slur mods. Or are they all gone, not sure been awhile since I've subjected myself to that crab in a barrel trash heap
also fuck automod
1 xSiberianKhatru 2020-07-16
Yikes
1 HumanBread 2020-07-16
There's no way around it, to be an approvedcel you're going to have to give up what little dignity you have left if any
1 I_Must_Bust 2020-07-16
reported you to admins, mayoid
1 xSiberianKhatru 2020-07-16
Oh no God help me.
1 Giulio-Cesare 2020-07-16
Plant some radishes.
That's what I did.
1 Babybear_Dramabear 2020-07-16
Try seasoning your food
1 jackcaboose 2020-07-16
send bussy
1 oss_spy 2020-07-16
I'm a republican and serious post about half the time and I'm an approvedcel
I made a mod laugh once, don't remember who. Just be funny.
1 xSiberianKhatru 2020-07-16
Are you saying I’m not funny :(((
1 oss_spy 2020-07-16
I don't recognize your username
Which is probably a good thing
1 xSiberianKhatru 2020-07-16
Let’s keep it that way
1 employee10038080 2020-07-16
Repent for your whiteness
1 XenoSenpai 2020-07-16
Mayocide needs to happen faster to rid us of this menace
1 SandorClegane_AMA 2020-07-16
Ya gotta get
🅣🅗🅔🅨 🅡🅔🅒🅞🅜🅜🅔🅝🅓🅔🅓 🅢🅤🅑🅡🅔🅓🅓🅘🅣🅓🅡🅐🅜🅐
flair.