Bad date drama

260  2020-07-19 by canipaybycheck

I went back to this guy's house, he was decent looking and I thought he knew how to treat a girl right. Then all the red flags start popping up. He didn't put on netflix or disneyplus. And he had this big computer, like not a laptop and actual computer with the big box like you get at libraries or whatever. He tries to plug it up to the tv and play some "flacs" or something.

Yyyyeah, I got out of there fast. Called up his work the next day and got him fired.

126 comments

NTA.

Just leave him lol

IANAL but you should sue the governor.

He should have said mp3s, flaccels are uber snobs and deserve no respect

it’s over for audiophile-cels

What's over? an when did it start?

People who seethe when you buy ATH-M50s and think "yeah, this sounds good!"

Sennheiser or bust

Beyerdynamic is pretty good too. ATH-M50s are just such a normie choice, I'm against them for that reason alone.

HISSSSSSS

WHICH COLOUR BEETS HAVE THE MOST BASE?????

It never even began 😭😭😭

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Don't do our boy MasterLawlz like that

I always envisioned Lawlz as a ThinkPad sorta guy.

Know what? You're right. That makes a lot of sense.

Why does this sound so perfect

He deserved it, if you don't qhip oyt a streaming service, then what are you doing. That's wht if someday i have a girl over i will open up the criterion channel app and wow her.

girl

trans👏women👏are👏women

Better than

If you didn’t know what a FLAC was you’d spell it flack.

Immersion ruined.

He made SURE I knew how it was spelled, another red flag I forgot to mention. I pretty much went "I'm out" and soon got to safety.

I’m still bored of this impression. Do Hillary Clinton next.

Ok FBI

What was his opinion about Harry Potter? Or the Alchemist?

This. What was his house?

Or the Alchemist?

Someone once lent me this book. I lost what little respect I had for them after that.

Called up his work the next day and got him fired.

How will the Publix on Ponderosa ever recover?

What’s publix?

southeastern walmart

☝️How to get shot by a Floridian.

Publix is classy, go do that things I'm not allowed to tell you to do

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At least he wasn't a gamer

EHHHH

And he had this big computer, like not a laptop and actual computer with the big box

Hey, need a lot of storage for all those flac files.

This place really is just /tv/ 2.0

This place is basically a quarter of the boards there lol. It's what makes us great.

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He didn't put on netflix or disneyplus.

Let me guess. He was going to show you his Blu-Ray collection?

And he had this big computer, like not a laptop and actual computer with the big box like you get at libraries or whatever.

I bet he uses Linux.

He tries to plug it up to the tv and play some "flacs" or something.

I think I barfed a little in my mouth.

Srsly sis, you dodged a bullet there. Stay strong. You deserve better.

What you are referring to as ”Linux” is, in fact, GNU/Linux or, as I've recently taken to calling it, GNU plus Linux.

Ah, the "I'd like to interject for a moment" speech.

I'd just like to /r/interject for a moment. What you're referring to as Linux, is in fact, GNU/Linux, or as I've recently taken to calling it, GNU plus Linux. Linux is not an operating system unto itself, but rather another free component of a fully functioning GNU system made useful by the GNU corelibs, shell utilities and vital system components comprising a full OS as defined by POSIX.

Many computer users run a modified version of the GNU system every day, without realizing it. Through a peculiar turn of events, the version of GNU which is widely used today is often called "Linux", and many of its users are not aware that it is basically the GNU system, developed by the GNU Project.

There really is a Linux, and these people are using it, but it is just a part of the system they use. Linux is the kernel: the program in the system that allocates the machine's resources to the other programs that you run. The kernel is an essential part of an operating system, but useless by itself; it can only function in the context of a complete operating system. Linux is normally used in combination with the GNU operating system: the whole system is basically GNU with Linux added, or GNU/Linux. All the so-called "Linux" distributions are really distributions of GNU/Linux.

This never gets old.

Queens if he has like two screens on his PC and one of those clicky light up keyboards drop his ass ASAP 💅🏾

Yo unless he tried to put on some webm's you're all good

YASSS KWEEEN SLAAY

Did he try playing Huey Lewis & the News?

He deserved it for not investing time for n a proper LAN.

Only a fruity audiophile or a boomer still has hard copies of flacc files.

Is this really what this dumpster fire has become?

Edit: Lol, down voting in Drama. What are you a jannie?

Congratulations, /r/tifu! We've reached 30,000 users!

Lol of course you are.

Yes.

Why are you mad?

Let me guess, when his setup didn't work, he tried to interest you in hearing some passages from Infinite Jest?

bussy king

When robo women are invented, us open sourcecels will inherit the earth

What if I told you that you can already have sex with a fax machine?

That's not true, the doctor told me I should never do that again

idk man my seinheisers have gotten me more puss than a tribal warlord

"flac" is rape in german. You got out just in time

Have sex incel

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