Does anyone else refer to themselves as their reddit username in their internal monologue?

1  2020-07-25 by MasterLawlz

Like whenever my boss asks me to clean the women's restroom after the Sunday breakfast rush, I'll be like "Come on Lawlz, you got this shit". Both literally and figuratively.

Or when my parents made me sign a new lease to keep staying in their basement, I accidentally initilated the document with "ML" on every page. They had to print out a whole new copy and they actually raised my rent because I did this 😂😂😂

My car insurance company even refused to give me a military discount when I said that my title was Master Lawlz. Something about me never actually having served in the military and "Master" not being an actual rank in the Navy since 1883. These companies are running such a racket, it's unreal. Now I honestly have no idea how I'll get coverage for my moped but at least my mobility scooter is fully insured.

Can anyone else relate?

96 comments

90  questionablyrotten 2020-07-25

didn’t read how’s your day going

42  MasterLawlz 2020-07-25

Pretty good wbu?

66  JanniesDeservePain 2020-07-25

Do you get off to this.

Like unironically, do you have a humiliation fetish or something you gotta be beating off to this.

60  MasterLawlz 2020-07-25

No, imagine jerking off to something that isn’t animated 😂😂

27  DaBigKahuna77 2020-07-25

Animated is always so disgusting, I prefer individual panels.

23  tereria85 2020-07-25

Absolutely fucking based.

1  [deleted] 2020-07-25

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13  JanniesDeservePain 2020-07-25

Even if it's female furniture?

8  Bummunism 2020-07-25

3DPD 👍

7  Maskedrussian 2020-07-25

I would actually really enjoy an idubbz style documentary on masterlawlz life. Also lawlz give me a flair I’m going to keep asking until you do it

49  Pokanot 2020-07-25

I rate this lawlzpost 7 ½ / 10

3  whenweriiide 2020-07-25

I'd personally give it a light to decent 8

37  YTtears4fearsDSCoolC 2020-07-25

Can anyone else relate?

Not one bit lawlz.

13  sup3r_hero 2020-07-25

It’s a “haven’t-had-such-a-clear-cut-No!-in-a-long-time”-no

20  awarabej 2020-07-25

I love how you try to write this ironically when we all know you're a fast food worker living in your mom's basement without a shred of irony.

16  MasterLawlz 2020-07-25

What kind of degenerate do you think I am? I only work at prestigious all-you-can-eat buffets like Golden Corral

13  VidiotGamer 2020-07-25

I think Lawlz probably works at a call center and hops on to Reddit every couple hours for his federally mandated 10 minute potty break.

12  ClementineChime 2020-07-25

He has spoken in depth about his occupation. Please study your Lawlzlore.

12  MasterLawlz 2020-07-25

We really need a wiki for it

4  Bummunism 2020-07-25

That probably exists tbh, never underestimate the internet

1  Matthew94 2020-07-25

Aren't you a plumber or something but view yourself as part of the intelligentsia?

1  MasterLawlz 2020-07-25

No but I feel like a blue collar job could be enjoyable if the pay wasn’t terrible

18  MrRightIsWhite 2020-07-25

Half the time I can't even remember what alt I'm signed into, so no, I don't.

7  companyfry 2020-07-25

And that’s why Lawlz is able to build a brand and you aren’t

14  fat_cox 2020-07-25

i don't have an internal monologue

it was her turn

17  ironicshitpostr 2020-07-25

Internal monologues are for tards who need verbal discussions for cognition and can’t think in Platonic ideals chaining together and dancing to the music of the Heavens

13  Crook_and_Crank 2020-07-25

Now this is what a real Lawlz sticky looks like. Keep it up, proud of you.

Well, not proud, but you know what I mean.

10  CapnHat 2020-07-25

Requesting live reading of this post by Lawlz

15  songthatendstheworld 2020-07-25

https://voca.ro/jjaQkV70IIu

11  MasterLawlz 2020-07-25

Why did you play me as a British kid with Down Syndrome?

15  songthatendstheworld 2020-07-25

Good idea Lawlz - it is MUCH better https://voca.ro/4n6DUejLYtg

9  MasterLawlz 2020-07-25

Jesus Christ

2  Bummunism 2020-07-25

Fukkin saved 😂😂😂

6  songthatendstheworld 2020-07-25

Would you prefer a Texan kid with Down Syndrome?

4  MasterLawlz 2020-07-25

Yeah kinda actually

7  jackcaboose 2020-07-25

If you're British with downs syndrome at least you'd fit in with your peers

2  noPENGSinALASKA 2020-07-25

Because they make the best art

10  IAmHebrewHammer 2020-07-25

Send me your penis

4  MasterLawlz 2020-07-25

no thanks

4  IAmHebrewHammer 2020-07-25

Can I have a flair

8  Tasty--Poi 2020-07-25

I call myself tasty poi in my head sometimes and it makes me want to solve a sudoku puzzle.

8  hobbitmeat 2020-07-25

why the fuck would i call myself hobbitmeat?

8  ClementineChime 2020-07-25

Cuz ur pp smol

5  hobbitmeat 2020-07-25

Epicly pwned 😎😎😎

7  PsychologicalNinja3 2020-07-25

take your meds

2  MasterLawlz 2020-07-25

Sure, give me a prescription and I’ll be happy to

3  kratoswithcappuccino 2020-07-25

100 pills of whatever cures autism for this guy who just calls himself MasterLawlz

7  jakl277 2020-07-25

No but my parents didn’t give me lead based paint to eat as a toddler.

7  somestupidname1 2020-07-25

No because my name sucks and I'm too lazy to make a better one.

6  Albert_Cole_ 2020-07-25

Reminder that Lawlz is a Texan so you should read all his posts in that accent.

6  PlatypusSlayer 2020-07-25

I don't believe state enforced eugenics are morally justifiable but MommyLawlz should have been [redacted]

5  January1st2020AD 2020-07-25

Lawlzposting

5  jannitalia 2020-07-25

Imagine still referring to yourself as "master" when even GitHub finally replaced the bigoted term with something inclusive like "main". Also, "lawlz" is offensive to depressive people. Please rename yourself to MainApathy sweety 💅

5  b_kin 2020-07-25

Social media and it's consequences have been a disaster for the human race.

3  MasterLawlz 2020-07-25

Oh yes, undoubtedly

1  buyingadderall 2020-07-25

shut the fuck up u ugly

1  MasterLawlz 2020-07-25

That isn’t nice at all

1  buyingadderall 2020-07-25

i dont care loser

1  MasterLawlz 2020-07-25

I hope you have a good day, friend

4  Ethicalpsychopath 2020-07-25

In The Expanse water is extremely precious. We’ve got a machine that filters urine into water. Why wouldn’t they have a more advanced urine filtration system in the 24th century?

4  PvtMcNuggets 2020-07-25

I wonder what your life is actually like, outside of memeing about being a fat lazy fuck on r/Drama and sometimes seriousposting. You live in Texas, you have a pretty average but evidently well-paying job, probably in the tech field, and you are a film cuck. Do you own a house? Have a family, girlfriend, pets? What car do you drive? That sort of stuff.

Not in a creepy way, I’m genuinely intrigued as to what sort of person you are. Hope you’re having a good one pal.

6  MasterLawlz 2020-07-25

I live in an apartment right now. No gf but I'm trying. And I drive an old Lexus lol.

3  wokeaspie 2020-07-25

No gf but I'm trying.

Gay. Join us

2  MasterLawlz 2020-07-25

Lmao I knew that would be the link before I even clicked on it

4  PaulusImperator 2020-07-25

I thought that this was r/confession and instinctively downvoted lmao

3  TouchFIuffyTaiI 2020-07-25

Yes, but another username that I use on main accounts. It doesn't help that I'm called it for several hours each day by friends online.

3  BoomerFelonOwl 2020-07-25

No I don't do that in my internal monologue. I do have conversations with people I know in real life in my head.

3  MasterLawlz 2020-07-25

I do have conversations with people I know in real life in my head.

are you Charles Xavier

1  BoomerFelonOwl 2020-07-25

It's just like talking to yourself but you imagine what they would say in response.

3  European_Onion 2020-07-25

No I don't, because Reddit keeps banning all my accounts so I've never developed an internal identity that matches my Reddit personas.

This is long-term-account privilege and it's problematic as fuck.

3  aonome 2020-07-25

They had to print out a whole new copy and they actually raised my rent because I did this

Haha rentoid

2  sheepinb 2020-07-25

No

2  loli_esports 2020-07-25

No

2  songthatendstheworld 2020-07-25

Would be happy to voice your posts on your behalf, going forward, MasterLawlz! I feel like I've captured the essence of your post. https://voca.ro/jjaQkV70IIu

2  Tsuchikuzurezawa 2020-07-25

I say your name in my internal monologue too

2  DasFarris 2020-07-25

Lawlz documentary when?

2  MasterLawlz 2020-07-25

They already made one

https://youtu.be/jnF5XyeQPDA

2  DasFarris 2020-07-25

That was a fast response for a 2 hour old post, do you just camp out here or something?

1  MasterLawlz 2020-07-25

I have reddit on my phone

2  PUBLIQclopAccountant 2020-07-25

Yes

2  penis_pump_broke_me 2020-07-25

Best lawlzpost in time, actually made me laugh

2  SonicLover8000 2020-07-25

made me lawl lol

2  RegnisLarson 2020-07-25

Does anyone else refer to themselves as their reddit username in their internal monologue?

Only when I'm exploring my body.

With a scalpel.

2  AtomicWeeb 2020-07-25

No because I've felt a woman's touch before

3  MasterLawlz 2020-07-25

Oh really, where did she touch you though? Do you want to talk about it?

1  AtomicWeeb 2020-07-25

My face mostly

2  Felicisimo19 2020-07-25

I think about you in my inner monologue. Mainly how good it would feel to tongue punch you.

2  TheHeroReditDeserves 2020-07-25

personal safety is of vital importance

2  grogocean 2020-07-25

No but I feel the urge to say L-O-L sometimes and then I punch myself

1  [deleted] 2020-07-25

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1  rocksoliddesu 2020-07-25

This is good i might start doing this too

1  zyacinth 2020-07-25

No

1  atmpls 2020-07-25

I always hope for ass to mouth does that count?

1  unapprovedcel 2020-07-25

No because I don't have a shit real name.

1  heirofflint 2020-07-25

I actually do. Flint is my last name, and pretty much what everyone I know calls me.

1  giantbagofpoe 2020-07-25

Are you recycling through your old shitposts or something. I've read this insane mod abuse monologue before.