r/drama: whenever I see commercials with an adult and a kid that are implied (but not actually stated) to be parent/child, I always interpret them as being total strangers and it always makes the commercials significantly funnier

whenever I see commercials with an adult and a kid that are implied (but not actually stated) to be parent/child, I always interpret them as being total strangers and it always makes the commercials significantly funnier

1 2020-07-29 by MasterLawlz

the best one without a doubt was an esurance commercial I think where a "dad" gave his "son" the sex talk while parked on the side of some dirt road. He started talking about how your body changes during puberty and said something like "It happened to your old Dad-o" but it was never actually directly stated that the two were father and son because that statement was made in the third person

So I interpreted it as a middle aged man with a random young boy in his car with whom he is discussing sex and puberty while parked on the side of a dirt road. I liked to imagine that after the commercial ended, the boy replied "Wait, shouldn't I be having this conversation with my parents? I want to go home!" to which the man likely replied "You're never going home, Billy".

Another one was a commercial where a "girl" caught her "dad" breaking into the fridge at like 3 AM to steal some drink and chug it directly from the bottle. The girl said "Hey, that's mine!" and the man replied "I'll buy you a pony". I really prefer to think that a random guy broke into this girl's house, drank her favorite drink, and then promised to purchase her a horse with no context.

Thanks for reading.

46 comments

74 CeetheAndSope 2020-07-29

"I enjoy spending time thinking about adults kidnapping and sexually harassing/assaulting small children." ~ MasterLawlz

31 MasterLawlz 2020-07-29

yeah

14 Giulio-Cesare 2020-07-29

people still acting like this shit isn't okay in 2020

smh fucking bigots

11 bertli 2020-07-29

But why?

10 Barkasia 2020-07-29

We all have our role models

28 Jeb4Pres2020 2020-07-29

Please stop posting.

42 MasterLawlz 2020-07-29

I'll stop Nevuary 31st

24 Jeb4Pres2020 2020-07-29

Nevruary only has 28 days, r-slur. You should stop posting now.

19 MasterLawlz 2020-07-29

24 Bulimic_Orgy 2020-07-29

I dream I'm MasterLawlz dad sometimes

20 MasterLawlz 2020-07-29

are you also horribly disappointed in me and suffering from crippling alcoholism?

22 Bulimic_Orgy 2020-07-29

No cause I'm a crippling alcoholic myself and in my dreams were drinking together while smoking beef brisket on the grill

16 MasterLawlz 2020-07-29

that sounds pretty chill tbh

26 Bulimic_Orgy 2020-07-29

Thanks son

16 ManBearFridge 2020-07-29

Haha, such imagination!

16 Crook_and_Crank 2020-07-29

Any film that involves a father/mother tucking their kid into bed weirds me out a little because in real life that father and daughter are in no way related, they're just actors. So he's just kissing some stranger's kid and patting their head or whatever.

Not surprised to hear that you, on the other hand, enjoy this sort of thing Lawlz.

13 MasterLawlz 2020-07-29

I think the mom in the Brady Bunch was actually fucking one of the sons lmao

5 Jeb4Pres2020 2020-07-29

Nice...

7 Mrchizbiz 2020-07-29

Are you a pedo in denial?

8 Crook_and_Crank 2020-07-29

Are you a cop?

13 Mrchizbiz 2020-07-29

I can be anything that you want me to be

2 SpacemanSkiff 2020-07-29

I'm a pedo in da Nile 😎

1 Darkhan112 2020-07-29

The ways Muslims deal with degeneracy will never cease to impress me.

12 Colbert_ 2020-07-29

Very cool, lawlz. I’m pinning this one on my fridge so everyone can see. 🥰🤗

12 Redactor0 2020-07-29

In advertising they love to show these smiling happy mixed-race families. What they never show is where the guy in the supermarket puts some booze down on the conveyor belt and the clerk stares at the underage girl of a different race and wonders what the hell is going on.

11 zhcyiDnein 2020-07-29

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11 Naziwrecker 2020-07-29

Did you get sucked into in a 90's commercial compilation video?

Second question, what's your go to beyblade?

6 Verumero 2020-07-29

When i’m watching tv commercials with kids and adults in them i like to pretend im sitting on lulz lap and he’s giving me a really enthusiastic shoulder-rub. All fingertips, lots of pressure. And im wincing and groaning and he’s workin up a sweat back there. His breath is dripping down my neck, soaking into my t-shirt and I feel myself slipping unconscious. He smells. Onions, sulphur, brimstone. I’m in Hell.

6 kratoswithcappuccino 2020-07-29

Oh good, it’s this guy

3 MasterLawlz 2020-07-29

Yeah hey what’s up

5 Pokanot 2020-07-29

Good lawlzpost solid 8 ¾ rating, I recommend to people looking at this review to read the full thing.

4 MasterLawlz 2020-07-29

Are you the Roger Ebert of shitposts

4 Pokanot 2020-07-29

Yes

4 SJCards 2020-07-29

You're deranged and potentially showing lolibertarian tendancies.