Herman Cain dead at 72

1  2020-07-30 by betterdeadthenfed

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That dude is 74? Shit I woulda pegged him in his 40s damn he looked good.

Black don't crack

Shit I woulda pegged him

preach

Plebbitors are now celebrating the death of another house nslur low information politician

Rest in peace Mr shucky ducky. I enjoyed every second of airtime they gave you.

oh fuck, actually didnt expect this one

If you've been following this, it was p expected. The people running his Twitter stopped giving updates on his condition for weeks on end. If he had been improving I would doubt they would've not been broadcasting that out to support Trump.

I would doubt they would've not been broadcasting that

Nice syntax bro

Shut up Nazi

I didn't either but mostly because I forgot he existed.

I need people to stop banning my lolis. That's all I need! Just let me be with my drawings. Let me enjoy cute happy anime lolis that are so full of love and affection. That let me forget about this horrible world and the shitty people in it. Is that so hard to ask for? Why are people so fucking hell bent on banning lolis? What do they or society gain? I don't like scary slasher movies about people murdering people(illegal BTW). But I don't call for them to be banned nor insult those that enjoy them. One of the few things in life that makes me happy. Little glimmers of joy in my shit life and they fucking ban it because they want to make an extra buck fron ad investors.

Maybe there's a reason why people want these pure, perfect maidens? Could it be that the real world is filled with darwinistic people? Filled with murder, drugs, deasise, genocide, virtue signalling, inequality, false politicians, false ronance, bullies, ect. Where everyone is out to push eachother down to get on top? Yea, no wonder people are so eager to want something better.

Is it really difficult for people to mind their own business? If you don't harm anyone, why ban it?

You know. What about GTA that glorifies crime and actually hurts people in the real world with predatory microtransactions? What about rape fantasies? What about guro? What about furry porn? What if she's canonlly legal age? What about girls that look mature but are underage(Ikkitousen, HSoTD)? What about all that incest porn on pornhub? That's illegal IRL but no one is harping to ban that. What about r/trees? A sub dedicated to glorifying marijuana but one problem...weed has been and still is illegal and classified as a class1 drug in the US. Or the sub that literally shows real kids being killed. Or all those propaganda and ad shilling? But no one bans that!

BUT BAN THE LOLIS!!!!!

IF. PEOPLE. JUST. STOPPED. BANNING. LOLIS. I'LL. BE. HAPPY

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And just like that, celebrating / joking about a death is okay again!

Always has been

Oh, I agree. Just plenty of people see it as an opportunity to climb up on their high horse, depending on who dies. My personal favorite was people criticizing those who celebrated OBL's death.

My personal favorite was people criticizing those who celebrated OBL's death.

I take issue with your characterization of them as "people"

Sadly the death of osama bin laden (PBUH) was truly a tragedy πŸ˜”πŸ˜” the evil western devils extinguished one of the shining lights of the Islamic world.

He was a weeb and therefore deserved it

These are the lies of decadent western imperialists. Akhi, can you trust the word of men who let their women leave the house uncovered and without chaperone?

Just plenty of people see it as an opportunity to climb up on their high horse

This is a pretty good opportunity for me to climb up on my high horse and fling horseshit on the rightoids down below

Rightoid or leftoid, we're all Yakub's children.

Speak for yourself white devil

Good

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Rest in peace Mayor Defacto.

Godfathers is the best pizza in iowa, don't @ me

RIP King.

If you don't know who this guy is, he proposed 9-9-9 tax plan back in 2012, and got accused of sexually assaulting a bunch of people.

The tax plan he plagiarized from SimCity.

He had good taste, I'll give him that.

The plan was a campaign promise for president of the US.

Pizza Man was the Best of Men

Fake as shit accusations. He got the Clarence Thomas treatment for being based. Dems never stopped loving lynching

FUCK YOU.

You appear to have the big blue mad.

Can you explain with your WORDSWORDSWORDS why you're very upset and on the verge of tears?

You say stupid shit all the time, with minimal proof.

You fucking got him bro.

False. Everything I write is brilliant and true. And due to your bigotry against the black king, Cain, I demand you pay reparations. Send a check to Godfather Pizza's charitable arm or you'll be branded a racist forever.

I'm not bigoted against Herman Cain.

Then why haven't you paid your reparations yet?

Isn't it time for your mom to microwave some hotpockets for you?

Why, is someone hangry? Is that why you're so mad? Do you want some? I'll share after you pay your reparations, bigot.

No thank you, your mom said all the hot pockets and tendies in the house are for you only, and you get cranky if you don't get your full share.

Bill Clinton was a rapist.

He stopped?

Bill Clinton died in a traffic accident while dodging the draft in London during the 60s and was replaced by a Canadian called William Shears Campbell. While Campbell was also a rapist, he wasn't as bad as ol' Bill who led the bobbies a fair chase across old London town from Whitechapel to London Bridge. They called 'im the Ripper, mate, and thems were the darkest days the Big Smoke 'as seen since the invasion of the sodomy badgers during the reign of Good Queen Karen, God bless 'er, squire. Crikey!

Lay off the caffeine

Wrong.

Right.

Facts don't care about your feelings

Neither do rapists.

Like Bill Clinton.

Who is a rapist.

Wrong. Not a rapist

The rapiest of rapists in the whole wide world.

Bill Clinton would fuck a hole in the walls.

Lock up your wives and your little girls.

Nasty Bill will go as deep as his balls.

*frick

u appear 2 b upset

u appear 2 b 600 pound

dam u got me

U shud b mo subtle.

ur gonna lose subscribers!!! (due to posting cringe)

Rip Caing

Rest in pepperoni.

https://media3.giphy.com/media/3o7TKsyXonvr2mv9mw/giphy.gif

F rip in peace sleepy doctor

Wrong black retar-d.

oh my bad

F rip in peace, "rent is too damn high" guy

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He caught COVID-19 from one of D@ddy's rallies.

Papi might actually be in trouble if only because dead boomers = more difficulty for him in November.

So this is Black assassination.

Trump has pioneered the rally to morgue pipeline.

Imagine being fat and old and still attending a political rally in the middle of a pandemic. I'd put his cause of death as suicide.

This must be the "black on black violence" they talk so much about.

There's already a name for this mental disorder, it's called rightoidism

He died as a Soldier of Trump.

A Suicide Cougher.

Suicide Boomer.

Fuck, how did I miss that.

It was a joint effort.

Dying for Daddy whilst a Tea Parryer. This calls for an "oof".

What are the chances that daddy holds these rallies to cull the population of old rightoids?

4D chess again 😍

400 IQ lifelong new york democrat dismantles the republitard party from within

400 IQ lifelong new york democrat

It amazes me that Drumpf supporters are completely unaware of this lol.

A rich New Yorker with a bunch of rich Jewish friends and you think he's actually a Republican? Comeon now. No one has stopped to question why the democratic party basically forces people to vote for him? I fucking hate US politics.

Don't forget how he started Birtherism to discredit the anti-Obama groups.

Chess all along.

It's a good plan. Cull the boomers and we solve one of the biggest crises looming over us

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Reddit wrong again, they say Daddy is like Hitler but he is actually the opposite since he kills his political allies instead of political rivals 🀦

Boy go read a book, your retard is showing

If D*ddy is Hitler then who might be Strasser and RΓΆhm in the Night of the Long Corona? πŸ€”

Isn't Dick Spencer a Strasserite?

Hitler killed the SA tho.

american education btfo once again

imagine not knowing about the night of the not-so-short knives

Hitler

Not killing political allies

Hmm what meant?

Yeah what was that whole night of elongated blades about anyways?

Went from being a neuro surgeon to owning a pizza chain to dying of covid 19. Kinda tragic tbh.

You fucking retard you're getting Ben "HUDson" Carson and Herman Cain mixed up they really do all look alike to you dont they

Well, there's like 4 black conservatives in existence. Easy mistake.

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There are two more?

clarence thomas
martin luther kang

He was a sleepy talking lover of the Shucky Ducky dance. RIP.

You mean they really do look alike?

He really knew how to ruin a pizza outfit.

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Mr 9-9-9 got 187ed

Awww shucky ducky

Dying of COVID-19 to own the libs

Damn 20% of the Black Republican vote died today

How many of the people in the pic are now positive for the #CoronaVirus since you have it now? Politics aside, I do wish you a speedy recovery.

Welp

You have been infected with the Pokerus!

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Tell God I said Hi.

Fuckkk he was my favorite presidential candidate of all time 😒😭

He could have won if meme culture was stronger πŸ‘ŒπŸΏ

https://youtu.be/SMrG8TwbHf0

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RIP pizza πŸ• king πŸ‘‘

I predict Donald will "take no responsibility" for this.

Trump doesn't have any responsibility for this. Do you think he kidnapped the guy and forced him to attend a rally?

Infantilizing black men and not allowing them to be responsible for their own decisions is actually racist as fuck.

Don't be a boomoid who goes to daddy rallies then