Why is /r/drama back so soon? I get a lot of shit done when it goes private.

AutistLawlz wasn't getting enough views on his stickies and he threw a tendie tantrum to reopen

Unironically shampood and vacuumed my carpets for the first time in two years and got a start on a ~$3000 batch of moonshine

I just got allowed to return from my 30-day exile. I was insanely productive for the month of July.

Follow in the footsteps of Uncle Ted.

Ted was probably the most based Polack of the 20th century, though Pilsudski and that priest Kolbe who sacrificed his life to starvation at Auschwitz for another person might be in contention

ICEMAN is up there

zoz

zle

zozzle

Go to prison for life?

learn to code, sweaty

b&

bampersand??? Doesn't make sense

This a romperroom for the r-slured.

I was already doing all those things here though.

Poop

It's OK they are wearing masks

I totally realize most people are going to disagree with me here but I feel compelled to say that closing the sub for a joke wasn't a very kind thing to do. We have seen TONS of posts from vulnerable populations talking about how this sub is a source of support and humor in a dark time. Irony and dirtbagism aside, taking away that support without warning was not okay.

You can say I'm being silly, or humorless or reactionary. Whatever. I love the show and I love this community. But sometimes I come home after dealing with ableism and our nightmare reality all day, and this sub is one of many things that make me feel better. It wasn't a good feeling to find this sub closed for the sake of irony. Maybe that's laughable or pathetic. But for me, it's true.

I just shit and cum.

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FAQ

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What does this mean?

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The amount of shit (and cum) on my computer and floor has increased by one.

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Why did you do this?

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There are several reasons I may deem a comment to be worthy of feces or ejaculation. These include, but are not limited to:

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*Being gay

*Dank copypasta bro, where'd you find it

*walter

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Am I going to shit and cum too?

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No - not yet. But you should refrain from shitposting and cumposting like this in the future. Otherwise I will be forced to shit and cum again, which may put your shitting and cumming privileges in jeopardy.

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I don't believe my comment deserved being shit and cum at. Can you un-cum it?

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Sure, mistakes happen. But only in exceedingly rare circumstances will I put shit back into my butt. If you would like to issue an appeal, shoot me a hot load explaining what I got wrong. I tend to respond to retaliatory ejaculation within several minutes. Do note, however, that over 99.9% of semen dies before it can fertilize the egg, and yours is likely no exception.

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How can I prevent this from happening in the future?

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Accept the goopy brown and white substance and move on. But learn from this mistake: your behavior will not be tolerated in my mom's basement. I will continue to shit and cum until you improve your conduct. Remember: ejaculation is privilege, not a right.

YTA 🙄

I just upvoted your comment.

FAQ

What does this mean?

The amount of karma (points) on your comment and Reddit account has increased by one.

Why did you do this?

There are several reasons I may deem a comment to be worthy of positive karma. These include, but are not limited to:

• Kindness toward other redditors,
• Spreading correct information,
• Sarcasm correctly flagged with a /s.

Am I a winner of the Reddit?

No - not yet. But you should keep making comments like this in the future. Otherwise I will be forced to issue an possible downvote, which may put your karma (points) and bragging rights in jeopardy.

I don't believe my comment deserved a upvote. Can you un-upvote it?

Sure, you may think it was just a shitpost. But only in exceedingly rare circumstances will I undo a upvote. If you would like to convince me otherwise, shoot me a private message explaining why your post does not meet my Standard Conventions of an Upvoted Comment. I tend to respond to Reddit PMs within several minutes. Do note, however, that over 99.9% of upvote oppositions are rejected, and yours is likely no exception.

How can I boost the frequency of this happening in the future?

Accept the upvote and keep going. But learn from my vote: your behavior will be celebrated on Reddit.com. I will continue to issue upvotes as long as your text meet my standards. Remember: My upvote is pretentious; make sure to reflect on your post and strive to achieve more karma (points) from me later.

You have been permanently banned from communicating with u/PM_ME_UR_SUSPICIONS. You can still masturbate while you fantasize about u/PM_ME_UR_SUSPICIONS, but you won't be able to communicate any more dopey thoughts.

Note from the user:

retarded

If you have a question regarding your ban, you can contact your own butthole by farting into your cupped hand and then swiftly punching yourself in the forehead.

Reminder from the Reddit staff:

If you use another account to circumvent this user ban, that will be considered a violation of the Content Policy and can result in your account being suspended from the site as a whole.

wait wtf are those valid user pings?

I'm an admin now so I can do whatever I want.

u/Bummunism

edit: heterosexual

edit: heterosexual

HOW DARE YOU!

gaggot

This sub is like a therapy dog for me, but like a shit-covered one that I can kick when I come home.

Get a life you fucking loser. This isnt one of those subs we all pretend we're part of a cause. Literally most of the ppl around you have the same cynical take on folk that take politics too seriously.

yeah that guy is a total rétãrd 😏

What about signs of lawlzposting?

I got tested already, it's cool

Why would you browse anywhere besides arr slash drama

Unapprovedcels should not be allowed to mingle with the approvedcel elite

this. so much this.

How do I become an approvedcel

unironically, where do I do that

https://www.reddit.com/message/compose?to=%2Fr%2Freddit.com

At this rate DeepBussy is going to be a thing

He doesn't know about the bussy 🙄

there was a normie e-thot lolcow while back, would that apply to her? 🤮

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I’m shy, can I just post my gf’s pussy instead or is that too gay.

This is stupid and you’re all stupid for playing along.

I never wanna visit SRD again. So happy arr drama is back.

Thank God. I was having withdrawals

I'm wearing a mask, but i refuse to wear a condom.

Are you wearing a wire

Always.

Closing the sub wasn't a joke etc etc. The copy past gets boring

Unapproved cells are more likely functional human beings vs approvedtards, not even being smug.

Glad sneedposting isn't on your list 😅😁

I have a baseline seethe level that my doctors have recommended me to maintain or I might die, if I get a permission slip am I still good

I like the bussy

On the Internet, nobody knows if you're wearing a mask.

Remember to wear your bussy masks when entering other subreddits so you can reserve it for r/drama

Approve me

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I subscribe to /r/Rabbits. Will that be a problem?

i refuse, plus, I am always seething, never coping, always smug, always religiously pursuing my agenda

whatchu gonna do dramacels

Currently being tested for antibodies