r/drama: An open letter to all conservatives

What is Resetera about, anyway? I see so many gamers SEETHE over the happenings over there, but they overreact to everything. Are they Twitter-level nuts on that site or something?

7 fentanyl_peyotl 2020-11-07

ResetEra is where you go when you’re Twitter-level insane, but aren’t witty enough to get a following.

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3 fentanyl_peyotl 2020-11-07

Confess.

Trump voters, it felt good, beating us. Starving us. Frightening us. Humiliating us. You didn’t do it because you cared about your country. You did it because it felt good. I understand. I do things because they feel good.

I vote because it feels good. I reported Steve Bannon because it felt good to be rid of him. I read Schiff's tweets because it feels good to hear his words in my head. I lie about reading Schiff's tweets because it feels good to keep myself safe from hateful hypocrites.

I voted against Trump and all his little Trumpets, all his schemers, all his stooges. All his filthy racists. Because it felt good to watch them lose. It felt good to imagine their shock and their pain. No thought has ever given me greater joy. Even confessing feels good, under the right circumstances.

The president has left you, Biden is your president now.

Shame..

shame..

2 newcomer_ts 2020-11-07

The only letter should be... all Pubs have to do in 4 years is nominate half literate, semi polite, 50% likeable, medium level self-aware guy next time and win it easily.

1 Can_The_SRDine 2020-11-07

It's gonna be Crenshaw.

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He said mean things
He is Orange
He is bad
He is racist
He is wrong

Need I add more?

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Even thinking about linking to one is against the rules now. Thanks Biden!

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1 Can_The_SRDine 2020-11-07

An open letter to all Conservatives

Finally. FINALLY. After four years. FOUR YEARS. Of chaos, hate, racism, lies, and complete international embarassment at ever turn. This stupid, greedy, mess of an administration comes to a fiery end. The garbage fire we all knew it always was. Like waking up out of a coma, or a fever breaking, the curse fucking ends.

Unlike others, who are much more forgiving than I - I will not take the high road. The time for sportsmanship and respect in politics is over. They died a long time ago. No no no no no. You don't get to escape what's coming. You get the full brunt of it. You thought you had a fun time trolling the libs right? You thought you knew the full extent of pettiness? Ha! Hahahahahahahahhahahahahha!!!! You fucking slug. I promise you I can take your lowest low and go ten thousand times lower. And it won't end. Not now, not ever.

Coming to the realization that you've been swindled can't be easy. I'm sure even now most of you are in denial. You still worship your orange chimp and might for the rest of your days. But the harsh reality is this: You were grifted by a New York Billionaire. Oh wait, or is it Millionaire? Can you call yourself rich if you're in debt? You actually thought for a short moment that this self-serving hypocrite gave a DAMN about what you thought. You thick-headed motherfucker. Even going so far as to pray for him to "save" America. The truth of the matter is that you were only ever a tool to prop him up. Every step of the way, just a convenient, impressionable idiot. You think he gives a damn about you? His own words people. "If I were to run for president someday, I would run for the GOP. Those idiots are the easiest to trick. They vote for anyone with the letter R next to their name." And God DAMN did you make it so fucking easy for him. The perfect puppets, all of you.

Keep telling yourself that he liked you. Keep telling yourself you were right all along. But today proves otherwise. Today proves one thing: America doesn't NEED people like Trump. Or people like YOU. Your thoughts about things - your view of the world. WORTHLESS. Your golden idol is powerless here. YOU are powerless here. And in time, all your ideals and everything you think this country should be is going to fade into the shadow of time. It won't be forgotten though. No, it will be laughed at. Mocked by Americans of the future. "Remember that time those idiots voted for Donald Trump for president? What a bunch of morons." How appropriate that you can't help but idolize the losers of the Confederacy, and their flag - a glorified loser "participation trophy". History will remember you just the same - bigot loser idiots. An example of how NOT to be.

Your children will be more liberal than you. You realize that don't you? I hope you savor that fact for a moment. No matter how much you try to keep them "pure", your kids are going to be smarter, gayer, more tech savvy, more accepting, more hopeful, and more diverse than you ever were. By a mile. The "thought war" is over. Logic won. That's what happens when any educated person pauses and thinks for two seconds about what is important in this world. Something you never took the time to do. What weapons do you have left? Racism, Bigotry, Sexism, and wielding religion as a weapon. The only thing you offer is hate. The only answers you provide is division. Luckily, the world will move on after you and your ilk. And know that it will be a better place afterwards.

Oh, and it's not going to take as long as you think either. Your lot are dying out in droves. Every two years. EVERY TWO YEARS - two more years of conservative zealots dying off, and two more years of smart young people replacing them. Oh I count the fucking days. Every time a prominant conservative bites the dust I mark my fucking calendar. I celebrate it with a nice evening bourbon. And I will celebrate those days as holidays from now on. Bigger than Christmas morning the day that Trump, Rush, and McConnell pass on. If the Hell you so believe in is a real place, then there is no doubt in my mind that they will be there soon.

Ultimately there is no saving people like you. Human filth. Trash. No amount of education could ever reach you. Clearly public education has failed you. Scurry off to the edges of the internet now - scurry off to your 4chans, your Breitbarts, your Fox News and Youtube Comment sections. But just remember - now and forever, YOU are a loser. The person sitting behind the screen and reading this right now - YOU ARE A FUCKING LOSER. No matter how much money you make, how many guns you own, how big your fucking truck is, how many pounds you bench, how many prayers you say, how many beers you throw back, or how many times you beat your girlfriend or wife. None of that is ever going to help you escape this one simple fact: YOU are a piece of shit human being.

Sincerely - The "Libs"