would walk the shit out of that and take all 45 minutes to complete it

She took 45 minutes to walk 1 mile? Fucking... how? Walking that slow actually seems like it would take more effort than just walking at a normal pace and finishing in 15 or 20 minutes.

Does a bear shit in the Vatican?

I almost feel bad for some of those losers. Running an occasional mile is just pain with no benefit. They should have hammered in how good boosting the circulation in your brain is before trying to learn something. That still wouldn't have won over every low-effort slug, but maybe a few.

Would start your morning at 8am with a honey bun and an orange soda.

Parents letting their kids drinking soft drink in the morning should be shot.

Water is fucking great. I dunno why these tards cant chug it in liters.

I grew up thinking Americans drink milk like water. I was very disappointed.

I had undiagnosed asthma all through middle school and high school and running the mile nearly killed me more than once.

"Undiagnosed" more like self diagnosed. Even the biggest shisha retards in my class managed to run that shit no problem just dont be a sack of butter and grease. Am*ricans I swear to Allah. 🤮

how do you walk that slowly? I don't even understand.