29 JanetYellensFuckboy 2020-12-18

Omg he's back

😴😴😴

16 Ed__ButteredToast 2020-12-18

https://i.imgur.com/bEsb053.png

25 600_lbs_of_sin 2020-12-18

gonna need you to explain why you were /s-poasting

26 Ed__ButteredToast 2020-12-18

You can hire the j⭕0-ist lawyer in existence for me and I'd still be found guilty on all counts of r*dditisms I engaged in by making that comment. Literally indefensible.

5 600_lbs_of_sin 2020-12-18

we all must learn from our sins

18 CeetheAndSope 2020-12-18

😴 HE 😴 IS 😴 RISEN! 😴

12 ManBearFridge 2020-12-18

Why did you edit out all the emjois from your history?

15 Ed__ButteredToast 2020-12-18

I would never do such a thing. Only scraped the comments made on default subs. I was "nobody cares" posting because it generated a lot of s33th3. I remember dropping some f-slurs and other no no words here and there which got me banned from some places.

But I wanted to preserve arr drama culture by not letting this acc get y'alled by paid-j@nnies so I just removed the ones visible to other users.

9 ManBearFridge 2020-12-18

😴😴😴

15 Ed__ButteredToast 2020-12-18

Couldn't have said it better myself.

2 Tobyghisa 2020-12-18

Insert the Reddit “hero we need” meme here

12 acidoverbasic 2020-12-18

Ed where have you been 🥺

13 Ed__ButteredToast 2020-12-18

Definitely not on arr drama lmao. Not after what ML did to this sub. Jesus fuckin' christ, makes me ashamed of ever making comments like these.

8 MasterLawlz 2020-12-18

But we’re still friends right

10 Ed__ButteredToast 2020-12-18

Idk, can you get arr drama out of this purgatory?

25 MasterLawlz 2020-12-18

I messaged the admins directly saying that if they didn’t return /r/drama to its former glory, I would resign as a moderator and they would lose the stickies they oh so love.

Spez responded by instead suggesting that I kill myself because he would have my replacement mop up the mess before my body even turned cold.

In other words, I think I’m wearing them down and will eventually get my way.

5 Damuel 2020-12-18

Spez would never be this based sadly.

4 ironicshitpostr 2020-12-18

Spez responded by instead suggesting that I kill myself

Chadmins banned us from kysposting because they wanted to keep that power and joy for themselves

I respect that

3 [deleted] 2020-12-18

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5 seenten 2020-12-18

Did I miss something? Is this what people are referring to as the lawlzicide?

7 Lysis10 2020-12-18

lawlz was just trying to flirt and woo phedre but admins wouldn't allow it.

3 zergling_Lester 2020-12-18

Do you have an exel spreadsheet with links to your comments by topic?

7 Ed__ButteredToast 2020-12-18

Better, I just memorize everything.

10 Jeb4Pres2020 2020-12-18

😴😴😴

8 WholesomeDrama 2020-12-18

its a rrdrama christmas miracle, weve been good little bois and traps all year 😇😇😇🎄

7 SnapshillBot 2020-12-18

I'm not a homosexual because I have straight sex with a man and I like men. But I'm straight because I prefer women's dicks and love having sex with them. I'm a homophobe because I can't have it.

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