Fuck

27  2020-12-18 by Ed__ButteredToast

66 comments

Omg he's back

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gonna need you to explain why you were /s-poasting

You can hire the jβ­•0-ist lawyer in existence for me and I'd still be found guilty on all counts of r*dditisms I engaged in by making that comment. Literally indefensible.

we all must learn from our sins

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Why did you edit out all the emjois from your history?

I would never do such a thing. Only scraped the comments made on default subs. I was "nobody cares" posting because it generated a lot of s33th3. I remember dropping some f-slurs and other no no words here and there which got me banned from some places.

But I wanted to preserve arr drama culture by not letting this acc get y'alled by paid-j@nnies so I just removed the ones visible to other users.

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Couldn't have said it better myself.

Insert the Reddit β€œhero we need” meme here

Ed where have you been πŸ₯Ί

Definitely not on arr drama lmao. Not after what ML did to this sub. Jesus fuckin' christ, makes me ashamed of ever making comments like these.

But we’re still friends right

Idk, can you get arr drama out of this purgatory?

I messaged the admins directly saying that if they didn’t return /r/drama to its former glory, I would resign as a moderator and they would lose the stickies they oh so love.

Spez responded by instead suggesting that I kill myself because he would have my replacement mop up the mess before my body even turned cold.

In other words, I think I’m wearing them down and will eventually get my way.

Spez would never be this based sadly.

Spez responded by instead suggesting that I kill myself

Chadmins banned us from kysposting because they wanted to keep that power and joy for themselves

I respect that

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Did I miss something? Is this what people are referring to as the lawlzicide?

lawlz was just trying to flirt and woo phedre but admins wouldn't allow it.

Do you have an exel spreadsheet with links to your comments by topic?

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its a rrdrama christmas miracle, weve been good little bois and traps all year πŸ˜‡πŸ˜‡πŸ˜‡πŸŽ„

I'm not a homosexual because I have straight sex with a man and I like men. But I'm straight because I prefer women's dicks and love having sex with them. I'm a homophobe because I can't have it.

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ED 🀯🀯🀯🀯

You made this happen, you should be proud.

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Ed! I missed you!

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hey ed

hey

last post 1 year ago

Omg you came back just for us 😍

Truly, this year is full of surprises.

Bah gawd, is that Taylor Swift's music!?

Are you still gonna snoozepost on my stickies? Thankfully they didn’t take those away

Are you still gonna snoozepost on my stickies?

dude this sucks. this is awful shit

Yeah, it always has been

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We missed you

:O

Why the fuck did you come back here Ed?

You were free.

perhaps this is a form of self-harm

Welcome back, Ed. I hope you've done something productive with your life in the three years you've been gone.

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hey ed wanna come back to my place for a while and play some cyberpunk 2077? 😍😍😚

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Hello Ed Toast 😊😊😊