This but unironically.

My dear sweet grandma took her dark secret to the grave but she never thought that some foidbait DNA collection agency would posthumously out her as a whore 😔

Donor babies should be told the truth of their conception so they don't have misconceptions about family medical history.

Actually yeah

Every ejaculation is precious! 😂

le monty python machine goes beep biggus dickus galloping coconut 😆😂🤣

😂😂😂

Dna tests being so widespread is a real gift. So many people getting outed as serial rapists/killers and even worse hussies and cucks.

Also one of the many reasons genealogy is dumb as hell. "I can trace back 16 generations blah blah blah." No you can't.

The worst part is fucking idiots in your family taking it. I can opt out. Doesn’t mean the fucking morons genetically close to me will.

Leave less evidence

Doesn’t really matter. I was born and raised on a nuclear dump facility. A fucking Geiger Counter at the scene would give away that it was me.

Yup, my mom has basically DNA doxxed me. Ended my life of crime before it began 😕

You can trace it back 16 generations if you aren't low-born trash😤.

Your 14x great grandmother got nutted in by a a serf

"I can trace back 16 generations blah blah blah." No you can't.

You can, but only if you trace back maternally instead of paternally. You can lie about who the daddy is but every baby belongs to twat from which it sprung.

That's kind of sad ngl.

This is why we need mayocide.

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If only everyone knew the percentage of offspring they were from Genghis Khan

Not quite as cool but I was trying to figure out why I had so much Scandinavian. Website had a special section delicately explaining why so many people with British ancestry still have it. 😶😬

Vikings were rapey.

If I found out I was related to Genghis Khan I would conquer Asia in his memory.

Aren't billions of people related to that guy?

Well then learn the war cry of your people

https://youtu.be/6WlI24rv__g

Was hoping I wasn't a dago like my father is, unfortunately I seem to be related to him.

How do you type without your olive grease gunking up the circuitry?

Was offered a DNA test as a gift and I politely declined.

Why would someone think that's a good gift?

was his father.

Idk lol

Ah yes, "sperm donor" baby. More likely the product of infidelity.