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Neoliberal jannie praises honor of woman she tried to rape
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2021-06-15
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San Francisco police commissioner defends right to concealed carry
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2021-03-03
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Nature is healing, as the Clintons are back at it
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2021-06-14
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Red-brown journalist uses journalist-tier statistics to conclude that zoomer d-slurs are being brainwashed into t-slurs. T and L duke it out in the comments.
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2021-02-24
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Entire Portland riot squad resigns
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2021-06-18
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messenger ribonucleic acid
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2021-03-05
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San Franciscan commits the most pathetic felony caught on video by stealing petitions from an elderly Chinaman
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2021-06-14
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Dutch twink discovers US nuclear secrets by googling the flashcards American soldiers were using
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2021-06-15
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I'm out of witty titles. D@ddy looks scared for the first time in his life.
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2021-01-14
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Texas helps residents meet Paris Agreement goals
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2021-06-20
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New President of the Senate appointed
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2021-01-06
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Twitter gets mad when somebody promotes women's liberation
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2021-01-07
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Palestinian Islamist helps evict elderly Israeli from long-time Jerusalem residency
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2021-06-14
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San Francisco to tackle its most crippling issue: schools named after racists. On the chopping block are Abraham Lincoln High School, Paul Revere K-8, and Dianne Feinstein Elementary
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2020-12-15
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Turk gets angry when MasterLawlz gets spotted drinking during COVID
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2021-01-09
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Navy rescinds ROTC scholarship for posting in rdrama
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2021-06-20
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Vermont Supreme Court rules on child custody between members of a polycule
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2020-11-29
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Lamestream media acknowledges that Papa is a 👑
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2020-11-29
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The only concealed weapons carrier in San Francisco develops dementia
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2020-12-10
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Thousands of Brazilian politicians are changing racial identities - Some candidates do so more than once
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2020-12-10
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Professor of machine learning creates a public dataset
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2020-12-14
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San Francisco makes a spreadsheet of the schools they would like to rename. On the chopping block are Abraham Lincoln High School, Paul Revere K-8, and Dianne Feinstein Elementary
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2020-12-15
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A bisexual 23 y.o. UCLA student discusses what her future job will be on the leftist commune
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2020-12-21
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your no-nonsense, 101 guide to masturbation for vagina owners
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2020-12-22
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Deeply-inserted Chinese sleeper agent blows his cover disrupting Zoom meetings discussing Tienanmen Square
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2020-12-26
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New Yorker journo writes an article about how she feels threatened by the attractiveness of a bug-eyed Britbong in her latest Netflix binge
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2020-12-29
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SF children help decorate elderly woman's home for the holidays
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2021-01-02
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Toxic paint spilled in fragile box turtle ecosystem
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2021-01-02
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Limp-wristed, pale soyboys attack police in BLM Plaza
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2021-01-06
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109 + 1/50
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2021-01-29
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GOP Congresswoman Blamed Wildfires on Secret Jewish Space Laser
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2021-01-29
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Bay Area Asians go ballistic, begin assaulting elderly Black people and robbing Black businesses
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2021-02-09
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Celestial Kingdom most infuriated after Canuck diplomat buys a Wutang clan T-shirt, except it says "Wuhan" and the logo looks like a bat
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2021-02-10
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Pajeets, Chinks, Pakis, and Tibetans go to Twitter war after Chinese guy claims some barren useless mountain
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2021-02-11
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Indians, Pakistanis, Chinese, and Tibetans go to Twitter war after a CCP agent claims some barren, freezing body of water
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2021-02-11
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Russian opposition leader sparks Twitter drama when he quotes a Latinx philosopher
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2021-02-22
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People of Laser threaten People of Fentanyl into dis-inviting Person of Pyramid
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2021-02-23
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CPAC invites a Black Hebrew Israelite to speak. Gets cold feet after Young Pharaoh tweets the innocuous message "I DO NOT BELIEVE IN THE VALIDITY OF #JUDAISM AND AM WILLING TO PLACE $50,000 ON MY SELF TO DEBATE THE TOP #JEWISH RABBI"
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2021-02-23
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Publisher pulps children's books after angry outcry from Asian community
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2021-03-15
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Bad news for dramacoin: the four-hour Zac Snyder wank fans is just good enough to please DC simps while being mediocre enough to affirm everyone else's opinions. Everyone wins, seething at all time lows.
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2021-03-16
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Ingenious Cantonese man somehow evades the largest surveillance state in the world. bombs his municipal officials
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2021-04-06
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Of all the words of tongue and pen, the worst are these: Netanyahu is PM again
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2021-04-07
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Hillary is so obsessed with being president that she attends a Broadway panel about a musical about shooting presidents
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2021-04-08
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Southern Chinese Navy in trouble for christening new ship with the booty sweat of twerking dancers
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2021-04-14
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One Papist branch of government protects another
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2021-04-15
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SF residents ask police to please handle the homeless guy that has been screaming outside their apartment, climbing the scaffolding, and bashing in their door with a paint can. Police immediately rush to the rescue 10 years later, when the unhousoid burns five homes.
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2021-04-18
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Schizoid authors opinion piece on how Planned Parenthood was invented to genocide poors, blacks. Schizoid happens to be the current head of Planned Parenthood.
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2021-04-18
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Schizoid writes opinion piece on how Planned Parenthood was invented to genocide poors, blacks. Schizoid happens to be the current head of Planned Parenthood
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2021-04-18
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Tory MP balks at a (beautiful new BLOO) COVID passports, compares it to an obesity passport. American-sized people reply a blood sugar frenzy
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2021-04-19
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Based kaffir strings along hijab-wrapped gussy, the latter whines on NYT in an embarrassingly revealing op-ed
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2021-04-20
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Red dot Indian strings along Hijab Indian, the latter whines on NYT in an embarrassingly revealing op-ed
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2021-04-20
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Maybe Republic #6 will work this time
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2021-04-22
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This Is What It's Like to Fall in Love With Your Brother
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2021-04-26
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Twitter post: "People who ate french fries or hash browns 2 to 3 times a week were more likely to die early, according to one study." Likes: 714. Quotes: 1,684
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2021-04-26
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Boxer Rebellion in community for new liberals when rice-cels critique critical race theory
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2021-04-27
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Oregon subreddit goes apeshit when Texan gently roasts them.
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2021-04-29
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Creator of dead web framework tells his wage slaves to stop wasting company time crying over orange man or trains bathrooms
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2021-04-29
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Twits mad when Texan senator compares the President to a disabled man
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2021-05-02
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Atlantic publishes article "The Liberals Who Can’t Quit Lockdown". The liberals of Boston, Somerville, and CoronavirusMa can't quit dramaposting
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2021-05-05
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The Conservat*ve Case for Teen Pregnancy: Where the success sequence is parsimonious, pregnancy is l*beral in the old-fashioned sense of the word, even munificent.
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2021-05-07
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Labour, a political party that has only elected a single PM in the last 42 years, loses yet another round of elections. Bongs of ukpolitics react.
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2021-05-07
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Twitter user reacts to latest mass shooting: "#ColoradoSprings voted for #Tr*mp. Enjoy! #thoughtsandprayers #wompwomp"
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2021-05-09
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Caitlyn For California
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2021-05-10
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French military: "N-no we're really going to coup you, s-stop making fun of us 😢 😢"
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2021-05-10
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poly-amorous San Franciscan shrink, aka your average "rationalist," writes a 9000 word rant about the history of r-slurred Internet culture wars since 2010. It's actually pretty good if you have the time
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2021-05-10
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Eastern Europeans help American reach Paris Agreement goals
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2021-05-11
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Eastern Europeans help Americans reach greenhouse gas emissions target
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2021-05-11
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Cathbol writes words words words about the painful difficulties of motherhood at 25 (one year before the average age). Twitter melts down.
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2021-05-12
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Before AOC became a Congresswoman, she was a bartender. Before MTG became a Congresswoman, she was standing outside of AOC's office, yelling "get rid of your diaper" through the mail slot
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2021-05-14
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Jeremy "For the many, not the Jew" Corbyn spotted speaking near hook-nosed effigy
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2021-05-16
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rightoid grifter promotes market socialism
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2021-05-20
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The Zürich Interviews - Anna Khachiyan: Bent Over (aka Croatian Nazi interviews Armenian Commie Mommy)
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2021-05-20
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Bay Area organizer asks capeshit fans to read another book, specifically Rashid Khalidi's "The Iron Cage: The Story of the Palestinian Struggle for Statehood"
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2021-05-20
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Two 🏴☠️drama colonies, 🏴☠️loveforlandlords and 🏴☠️neocentrism, are at war with each other. No, I can't link anything. Yes, it's about trains.
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2021-05-20
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Two 🏴☠️drama colonies, 🏴☠️loveforlandlords and 🏴☠️neocentrism, are at war with each other. No, I can't link anything. Yes, it's about trains.
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2021-05-20
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This is the only "real life" piece of writing that comes close to 🏴☠️drama's diction or humor. Any other suggestions?
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2021-05-20
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Cuban-Canadian promotes Russia military propaganda, people care for some reason
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2021-05-21
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Glenn Greenwald shows up at your front door with 300 dogs that he just rescued from sexual assault by white women in the past 20 minutes and he begins asking you coy questions about 'certain' investments covered by an NDA that have recently made. What do you do?
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2021-06-01
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Arab help evict elderly Israeli from long-time Jerusalem residence
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2021-06-02
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Mom and son are named Murdaugh. You won't believe what happened to them!
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2021-06-09
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Professional truth teller tells uncomfortable truth: Texans committed war crimes by attacking enemy when they weren't ready
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2021-06-10
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Twitter discusses: is it white-washing to translate an Aramaic/Koine Greek fairy tale to English?
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2021-06-11
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Double chin, pale skin, early onset baldness, effeminate features? Yep, it's mass murdering time
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2021-06-12
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When couple is dragged out of their car in Chicago and executed, Twit blames them flying a Confederate flag. Replies kindly point out that it's a Puerto Rican flag
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2021-06-21
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America's Mayor no longer American lawyer
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2021-06-24
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Anime star criminally charged with being animesexual
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2021-06-30
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Pennsylvania Supreme Court has vacated Bill Cosby's convictions
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2021-06-30
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Pennsylvania Supreme Court has vacated Bill Cosby's convictions
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2021-06-30
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Anti-woke Asian socialist charts the intersectionality between classism and heightism
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2021-06-30
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NYC Board of Elections, staffed entirely by relatives of politicians, accidentally counts 135,000 "test" ballots with the real ones
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2021-06-30
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🆃🅷🅴 🆀🆄🅸🅲🅺 🅱🆁🅾🆆🅽 🅵🅾🆇 🅹🆄🅼🅿🆂 🅾🆅🅴🆁 🆃🅷🅴 🅻🅰🆉🆈 🅳🅾🅶
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2021-07-04
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We can still make fun of 🏴☠️aznmasculinity
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2021-07-04
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Israel Makes the Hormones I Need, But I Support Palestinian Liberation
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2021-06-03
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CCP propaganda meets Ben Garrison meets furry porn meets Da Vinci
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2021-06-15
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Once again, wrong B*den dies
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2021-06-19
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Dementia D (D) uses his inside voice
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