Hello all, day of reckoning is here. Dems taking over the Senate most probably, Repubs chimping out during electoral vote confirmation, to DDR's fans having a last stand, we shall observe drama of epic proportions today.

2  2021-01-06 by tiptopkitkat

Let me start with Borat's fav lawyer suggesting a trial by combat

https://www.thedailybeast.com/rudy-giuliani-wants-trial-by-combat-over-2020-election-results

If other fellow drama connoisseur want to put more links in here of todays madness, it would be very nice.

65 comments

40  Zero5urvivers 2021-01-06

Its over for rural retardcels. The demonrats will now establish abortion clinics in every city with a population over 5000, abolish private property, force your kids to go through HRT, and begin the suburbcide. The era of Marxist-Bidenism will soon commence.

16  DuckSosu 2021-01-06

Its over for rural retardcels

I lived in rural Montana for a bit and I can say that it truly never began for ruralcels. It's just drinking, video poker, and going to church.

1  seenten 2021-01-06

You joke but that's what the meltdowns on Twitter et. al. are acting like.

2  Zero5urvivers 2021-01-06

You joke

No

2  seenten 2021-01-06

Baste

29  BroboxylicAcid 2021-01-06

trial by combat

What a fucking nerd.

24  Neon_needles 2021-01-06

unseaths katana

Say that with honor, you vagabond.

16  BroboxylicAcid 2021-01-06

Unsheath my cock and honor my vagaballs nerd.

18  JimieWhales 2021-01-06

I would pay honest-to-god Ron Paul-brandâ„¢ gold bullion to see the two Dementia Daddies going flabbo a grampo in the Octagon. Just ten solid minutes of goofy windmill punches and poorly-aimed nutshots, followed by half an hour of wheezing and the EMTs administering CPR.

10  BroboxylicAcid 2021-01-06

Winner take all, it's Hospice or the Office.

17  respaaaaaj 2021-01-06

https://twitter.com/willsommer/status/1346884498915532811

This is getting close to when the cops have to tell them to disperse or they'll use force even for white people

10  N0ahface 2021-01-06

Did you see the video of all the rightoids in DC burning their thin blue line flags after the cops refused to let them pass through?

14  BroboxylicAcid 2021-01-06

political allegiances are soulless and ephemeral

8  JimieWhales 2021-01-06

> implying mayokins are people

4  McFluff_TheCrimeCat 2021-01-06

https://twitter.com/elijahschaffer/status/1346881968819105792?s=21

Video here of them trying to breach.

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3  McFluff_TheCrimeCat 2021-01-06

Also more from their other attempts at entry

https://twitter.com/phil_lewis_/status/1346887252216000517?s=21

14  JimieWhales 2021-01-06

Checkmate, Demonrat voters

14  Corporal-Hicks 2021-01-06

I hate DC the city in general so i hope someone burns it to the ground.

20  high_side 2021-01-06

Be the change you want to see.

9  tiptopkitkat 2021-01-06

Drama has started in the electoral votes confirmation.

8  JimieWhales 2021-01-06

Twitch Livestream of the shitshow. Gamers are rising up?

8  tiptopkitkat 2021-01-06

https://twitter.com/rebtanhs/status/1346879406581624833

Patriots are storming the Capitol.

4  johannesalthusius 2021-01-06

If they have to evacuate the legislative chambers, it is truly over for the Republic and all of her cels.

4  tiptopkitkat 2021-01-06

and somebody is shooting inside the House chamber.

7  BAZAKBAL_ 2021-01-06

D@ddy's rally stream

8  tiptopkitkat 2021-01-06

I started listening to him but I gave up on that rambling.

BTW does it looks like somebody painted him yellow and did a bad paint job.

17  johannesalthusius 2021-01-06

you missed him railing against shadow bans. i'm serious, he says "shadow bans"

11  tiptopkitkat 2021-01-06

LOL, is he a reddit mod?

20  JimieWhales 2021-01-06

He did claim he was gonna forgo his presidential salary, so...he does it for free?

7  tiptopkitkat 2021-01-06

Just like a jannie, keeps thinking he is right when the world knows he is wrong.

1  seenten 2021-01-06

He didn't appear to clean it up very well

7  Lysis10 2021-01-06

That's amazing. Maybe he got banned from rrrrrrrpolitics and is still mad about it.

4  ExtremelyOnlineG 2021-01-06

it really dragged in the middle, but he threw a bunch of Rs under the bus at the beginning and end, and sounded dumb enough in general that it was amusing to watch

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7  tiptopkitkat 2021-01-06

Mitch is eviscerating D@dd@. He is ripping him a new one.

7  Lysis10 2021-01-06

I seriously wonder if the insane fucking annoying day after day lunatic spam texts the righties were sending out did them more harm than good. The messages sounded insane and all it did was make me want to vote blue.

6  johannesalthusius 2021-01-06

C-Span is streaming the carousel of senators. Fun stuff.

If you look closely, you can see the exact moment McConnell's heart breaks.

3  zergling_Lester 2021-01-06

If you look closely, you can see the exact moment McConnell's heart breaks.

Timestamp?

5  johannesalthusius 2021-01-06

1:39

6  high_side 2021-01-06

How does such a small group get inside the building? Gas these looters.

5  Eternal_Mr_Bones 2021-01-06

Trial by (legal) combat

OP you fucking tease. I thought he actually wanted them to physically fight.

6  tiptopkitkat 2021-01-06

After watching Rudi over last 3 months do you think he understands the difference.

5  respaaaaaj 2021-01-06

House is in recess and they're inside the capitol outside the senate chamber. We're getting very very close to send in the feds with live ammo

5  high_side 2021-01-06

Apparently DC's request for national guard was denied.

6  tiptopkitkat 2021-01-06

only if the protestors were black.

4  johannesalthusius 2021-01-06

@jannies can you pin this thread and sort by new?

3  johannesalthusius 2021-01-06

CSPAN says that rioters are shooting into the legislative chambers

3  heretobefriends 2021-01-06

> "I'm willing to stake my reputation, the president is willing to stake his reputation..."

I am willing to stake this dried pinto bean I found behind my toaster!

2  high_side 2021-01-06

AZ objection, where does it go from here???

14  JimieWhales 2021-01-06

They have to debate it for up to two hours, and then it gets gavelled down like a sick dog.

But they can do this for every fucking state if they want. Just for shits and giggles, the Dems should object to Texas' votes.

8  tiptopkitkat 2021-01-06

Naah do it for something even more absurd state like Mississippi.

3  JimieWhales 2021-01-06

There is that one contested race in Iowa, right? Probably total fraud! Object!

1  tiptopkitkat 2021-01-06

difference is 6 votes, and they are fighting over 22 votes.

3  Chessen113 2021-01-06

2 hours of debate only to be resoundingly defeated in both chambers.

3  high_side 2021-01-06

Is this McConnell thing live?

8  JimieWhales 2021-01-06

CSPAN livestream here đŸ’¤

Twitch is better (right now they're fighting the cops whose Blue Lives Matter)

1  tiptopkitkat 2021-01-06

yes

2  high_side 2021-01-06

Wrong! Public visitation!

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1  tiptopkitkat 2021-01-06

Jannies have deleted my thread

EDIT: Now it has been restored.

1  watermark1917 2021-01-06

Barely taking over the senate, all this will basically mean us they can pass a budget. I do not expect any progressive reforms or the like.

1  tiptopkitkat 2021-01-06

You forget judicial appointment and president's cabinet. Shumer can also introduce bills from the House which Turtle has been sitting on.

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