I finally bought my first home at the ripe old age of 47, but my new neighbour turned out to be a bluenose tw*t who plays his shitty 'happy hardcore' music far too loud, the fat c*nt
Will bankroll the first cities on Mars (Rogangrad will be be the first city)
Own 99% of DNA editing research facilities on Earth
First designer babies will in all likelihood be Joe Rogan babies
Rogan said to have 215+ IQ, such intelligence on Earth has only existed deep in Tibetan monasteries & Area 51
Ancient Indian scriptures tell of cumskin angels who will descend upon Earth and will bring an era of enlightenment and unprecedented technological progress with them
Owns Cryotherapy R&D labs around the world
You likely have Roganbots inside you right now
Rogan in regular communication with the Archangels Michael and Gabriel, forwarding the word of God to the Orthodox Church.
Learned MMA in under a week
The twins (Rogan's Brain's hemispheres) are about 7 decades old, from the space-time reference point of the base human currently accepted by our society
In reality, they are timeless beings existing in all points of time and space from the big bang to the end of the universe. We don't know their ultimate plans yet. We hope they're benevolent beings.
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64 somestupidname1 2021-01-11
Everyone had to send bussy pics to mods to stay here, so if you haven't done so I would recommend doing that asap.
49 HumanBread 2021-01-11
Still talking about gamergate
28 AnnoysTheGoys 2021-01-11
Same shit. Boring year
15 -Kite-Man- 2021-01-11
i know that game. head trauma?
5 johannesalthusius 2021-01-11
when were you in a coma, i want to see how much culture shock you faced
7 -Kite-Man- 2021-01-11
I can't tell if this is an actual question or a challenge.
Smartphones and Marvel were a big part of it so, I'd say a lot.
11 SlimjobDopamine 2021-01-11
Reddit loves cops now.
6 double-happiness 2021-01-11
I finally bought my first home at the ripe old age of 47, but my new neighbour turned out to be a bluenose tw*t who plays his shitty 'happy hardcore' music far too loud, the fat c*nt
6 AwanBros 2021-01-11
Pizzashill is back, Kamala is xir's president
6 shitpersonality 2021-01-11
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