hey /r/drama I've been in a coma for a year what's going on?

4  2021-01-11 by caliberoverreaching

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Everyone had to send bussy pics to mods to stay here, so if you haven't done so I would recommend doing that asap.

Still talking about gamergate

Same shit. Boring year

i know that game. head trauma?

when were you in a coma, i want to see how much culture shock you faced

I can't tell if this is an actual question or a challenge.

Smartphones and Marvel were a big part of it so, I'd say a lot.

Reddit loves cops now.

I finally bought my first home at the ripe old age of 47, but my new neighbour turned out to be a bluenose tw*t who plays his shitty 'happy hardcore' music far too loud, the fat c*nt

Pizzashill is back, Kamala is xir's president

  • Coomers bow to Joe Rogan
  • In contact with aliens
  • Possess psychic-like abilities
  • Control podcasts with an iron but fair fist
  • Own weed & guns globally
  • Direct descendant of the ancient royal blood line
  • Will bankroll the first cities on Mars (Rogangrad will be be the first city)
  • Own 99% of DNA editing research facilities on Earth
  • First designer babies will in all likelihood be Joe Rogan babies
  • Rogan said to have 215+ IQ, such intelligence on Earth has only existed deep in Tibetan monasteries & Area 51
  • Ancient Indian scriptures tell of cumskin angels who will descend upon Earth and will bring an era of enlightenment and unprecedented technological progress with them
  • Owns Cryotherapy R&D labs around the world
  • You likely have Roganbots inside you right now
  • Rogan in regular communication with the Archangels Michael and Gabriel, forwarding the word of God to the Orthodox Church.
  • Learned MMA in under a week
  • The twins (Rogan's Brain's hemispheres) are about 7 decades old, from the space-time reference point of the base human currently accepted by our society
  • In reality, they are timeless beings existing in all points of time and space from the big bang to the end of the universe. We don't know their ultimate plans yet. We hope they're benevolent beings.

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