“How the Avengers would respond to the Capitol riot” (a thread)

6  2021-01-19 by questionablyrotten

28 comments

Wow this is some unfunny shit.

Comedy writer, formerly Jimmy Fallon Late Show

Ah, that explains it.

imagine being a comedy writer cut loose from the fallon show at a time when they had to stop doing all the talent-less lip syncing goofy bad jokes and actually now have to come up with normal jokes

Jimmy Fallon's only talent is being a halfway decent musician.

So you're saying Jimmy Fallon has no talent. Why do you feel the need to point out the obvious?

Um, he can play Wonderwall

Deaf children can play Wonderwall. What's your point?

He always was weak on politics.

little vanilla sammy davis jr wannabe with no sense of professionalism

If Jimmy got rid of him, the rest of the team must be comedy gold! Gold, Jimmy, gold!

May this tweet be used as the reason for the death of the Human Race

This magically avoided being archived, but luckily Huffpost captured it

I got to the fourth one and noped out. Its unbearable cringe.

He definitely nailed the "banter" of the marvel movies. They're so nauseatingly unfunny that they should be illegal. And he talks about impaling a sitting senator lol. Probably why it got y'alled.

gonna be hilarious if his fantasy gets him in actual trouble for fedpoasting

Best thing Huffpost did in a long time

Consume another media empire

oh hell yeah

i just fell in love with that dude and i haven't seen one single thing he's done

If cancer had to take a capeshit actor why couldn't have someone annoying like Ruffalo? Chadwick was a complete Chad, which is probably why he was named Chadwick in the first place.

Soy Americans don't deserve rights

Shit. This isn’t funny enough to be satirical. He can’t be serious though, I refuse to believe it.

Uncle Ted was right

Just another noname comedy writer angling for some of that sweet sweet Disney cash

Miss 100% of the shots you don’t take there Danno

This might be the lamest thing I’ve ever seen. This fucking guy lol

Aaaaand it's gone

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