Rabbi Altmann and his secretary were sitting in a coffeehouse in Berlin in 1935. "Herr Altmann," said his secretary, "I notice you're reading Der Stürmer! I can't understand why. A Nazi libel sheet! Are you some kind of masochist, or, God forbid, a self-hating Jew?"
"On the contrary, Frau Epstein. When I used to read the Jewish papers, all I learned about were pogroms, riots in Palestine, and assimilation in America. But now that I read Der Stürmer, I see so much more: that the Jews control all the banks, that we dominate in the arts, and that we're on the verge of taking over the entire world. You know – it makes me feel a whole lot better!"
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45 PacificSpices 2021-01-29
Holy shit lmao
11 Pepperglue 2021-01-29
I sometimes wonder which controversy would get more "Other Disucssions." Anti-Black, or Antisemitism.
I know Black usually wins out when it's Black vs. Jew, but what about when they are not pitted against each other?
3 jerryjoneshere 2021-01-29
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37 tiptopkitkat 2021-01-29
I mean they are not the chosen people without a reason. They can shoot laser out of their eyes.
21 -M-o-X- 2021-01-29
well im certainly never going to slander a group of people with a space laser
6 johannesalthusius 2021-01-29
Rabbi Altmann and his secretary were sitting in a coffeehouse in Berlin in 1935. "Herr Altmann," said his secretary, "I notice you're reading Der Stürmer! I can't understand why. A Nazi libel sheet! Are you some kind of masochist, or, God forbid, a self-hating Jew?"
"On the contrary, Frau Epstein. When I used to read the Jewish papers, all I learned about were pogroms, riots in Palestine, and assimilation in America. But now that I read Der Stürmer, I see so much more: that the Jews control all the banks, that we dominate in the arts, and that we're on the verge of taking over the entire world. You know – it makes me feel a whole lot better!"
10 SnapshillBot 2021-01-29
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4 TaysSecondGussy 2021-01-29
Not the snappy quote I wanted, but the one I deserve.
9 Meowing_Cows 2021-01-29
The average rural R-toid. Spot-on.
17 TehAlpacalypse 2021-01-29
She's a carpetbagger from the ATL suburbs. My sister in law bullied her daughter in high school, mashallah. She's homegrown suburban wypipo bullshit
4 snallygaster 2021-01-29
Your SIL has bragging rights 4 life
7 AlohaWarrior35 2021-01-29
SHE'S ON TO US!
1 ballrot 2021-01-29
Jews did this