Psychopathic guy takes crystal meth then walks into some backwoods Eastern European video store to complain about the capeshit movie he rented

5  2021-02-10 by MasterLawlz

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It's deeply concerning how much time you spend watching childrens' shows.

It's his deep seated desire to be hairless. He's too afraid to shave his body so he shaves his mind.

If Lawlz had like 1-2 extra mental illnesses and a Twitter account, he'd undoubtedly have a long thread on lolcow/kiwifarms.

Oddly enough I’m pretty normal irl

You do seem like a perfectly normal normie, but you have a pretty weird cartoon obsession that only needs a nudge to be really weird - that's where the Twitter account and mental illness come in.

He also wants to fuck furniture.

Foot stools?

I think he's more of a sofa guy.

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I hope you're still lifting.

I am

Concerning or arousing? 😏

Probably concerning. Infantilophilia is not something I'm aware of.

I’m concerned you’re aroused by teen Amanda and not current Amanda. She’s gotten a little chub but still totally doable tbh. Even got a heart on her cheek tattooed for a nice target.

I mostly just feel sorry for her tbh. She probably could have had a good career had her mental health not gotten so bad

Yeah I think he may be a pedophile but the Michael Jackson kind. Not the priest kind.

Low key some of my favorite content from my childhood. I liked this skit on the show. That and jerking it to Summer Sanders are my two fondest memories of Nickelodeon

Man if I could just in general complain to someone about cape shit I would.

Being random isn’t a personality, bro.

No but being autistic is

Is this what you consider funny?

You mean you don’t like discount Jim Carrey on cocaine?

I don't like the garbage you're watching, no. You should try reading books which aren't YA novels.

i was thinking that as i was watching this, the dude was trying WAYYYYYYYYYYYYY too hard and his voice made my ears bleed

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Wow, a good lawlz post for once!

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I can't believe 'Be Kind Rewind' just stole the plot from an Amada Show sketch.