I had to relocate to my dad's house Monday evening only for his power to go out too. I woke up Tuesday morning with frost coming off my breath INSIDE the house.
Yeah but a significant number of people have seen this episode of The Simpsons more than a dozen times through the virtue of simple reruns and syndication, back when those were words that applied to the media landscape.
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1 MasterLawlz 2021-02-18
I had to relocate to my dad's house Monday evening only for his power to go out too. I woke up Tuesday morning with frost coming off my breath INSIDE the house.
Fun times.
6 Ravensthrowit 2021-02-18
Put on a sweater ya wimp
2 JanetYellensFuckboy 2021-02-18
If Texas are anything like Southern Californians, they own a parka for when it drops below 60.
1 seenten 2021-02-18
At least SoCal has mountains within a couple hours. Floridacels might as well huddle together to keep warm under 70.
5 JeanPeuplu 2021-02-18
Have you tried lighting your car on fire to help? It might provide you better value this way.
2 JanetYellensFuckboy 2021-02-18
I also recommend this. Helpful reminder: gasses burn, not liquids!
4 TheEntertainment89 2021-02-18
You have to sticky your comments on your own stickies to get people to read them. Sad
3 MasterLawlz 2021-02-18
You’re probably wondering, have I gone mad with power?
Of course I have. Have you ever gone mad without power? It’s boring, nobody listens to you.
1 GeauxHouston22 2021-02-18
ebic
1 noPENGSinALASKA 2021-02-18
Yes Lawlz I’m a Jersey-cel that lived through Sandy and had boats wash up a few blocks over from me.
Go outside and explore the wreckage that’s what I did.
3 Bummunism 2021-02-18
Texans ain't even heard of a double quilt 😂
1 ArachnoLibrarian 2021-02-18
That's what you've been cultivating all that subcutaneous fat for, am I right?
1 elephantofdoom 2021-02-18
Cope harder cowboy
1 -Kite-Man- 2021-02-18
Thought about just getting a job and your own apartment or something?
1 MasterLawlz 2021-02-18
can you not read lol
I have my own place but the power was going in and out like crazy. I had no heat, food, or internet to do my job
1 -Kite-Man- 2021-02-18
your mom's place isn't your "own place"
1 MasterLawlz 2021-02-18
my mom lives in Wisconsin actually
1 -Kite-Man- 2021-02-18
so?
1 MasterLawlz 2021-02-18
yeah
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6 JimieWhales 2021-02-18
Texas never gets to talk shit on California for the Enron rolling blackouts ever again.
3 freckleburger2 2021-02-18
Nope, I still will
6 ShitTornadoToOz 2021-02-18
Yeah I was gonna say the same. I will shit on Calipoornia how any and every reason, including those I make up out of thin air.
2 artemis_m_oswald 2021-02-18
Definitely not jealous
1 freckleburger2 2021-02-18
Hell yeah bro, I don't need a reason ever
2 respaaaaaj 2021-02-18
Lol everything is bigger in Texas doesn't apply to family trees they're going to keep doing it
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1 seenten 2021-02-18
Autojannie seems conflicted here.
2 HodorTheDoorHolder__ 2021-02-18
I bet you wish you had my cold weather training
2 JanetYellensFuckboy 2021-02-18
Lawlz, as weird as your obsession with cartoons is, I've gotta give you credit for the relevance of this Simpsons clip.
2 MasterLawlz 2021-02-18
Yeah I’m honestly surprised it hasn’t been a meme this week, it’s relatable af lol
2 JanetYellensFuckboy 2021-02-18
Most people don't have autistic savant-level memories for episodes.
2 MasterLawlz 2021-02-18
This was from the movie actually
1 JanetYellensFuckboy 2021-02-18
The movie was in 4:3 aspect ratio!?
1 MasterLawlz 2021-02-18
No but this is some shitty YouTube rip
1 -Kite-Man- 2021-02-18
Yeah but a significant number of people have seen this episode of The Simpsons more than a dozen times through the virtue of simple reruns and syndication, back when those were words that applied to the media landscape.
1 BroboxylicAcid 2021-02-18
It's not that peach fuzz of yours was going to keep you warm.
1 respaaaaaj 2021-02-18
His pug might piss on his bed for him though
1 Minimum_T-Giraff 2021-02-18
Masterlawls is a apex homosexual so like a middle aged womyn he will urinate on the dog first.
1 -Kite-Man- 2021-02-18
Nah dude take it from me they prefer it the other way.
The middle-aged f-slurs that is. I dunno about dogs.
1 thebrokenbell 2021-02-18
Stay safe, Lawlz senpai!
LOVE YOU ❤️❤️❤️
1 fernguts 2021-02-18
Speak for yourself.
1 thebrokenbell 2021-02-18
No bully, senpai... 🖤🖤🖤
1 fernguts 2021-02-18
Get a better hero, weeb.
1 thebrokenbell 2021-02-18
😥😥😥