Texans trying to appeal to Greg Abbott this week

1  2021-02-18 by MasterLawlz

47 comments

I had to relocate to my dad's house Monday evening only for his power to go out too. I woke up Tuesday morning with frost coming off my breath INSIDE the house.

Fun times.

Put on a sweater ya wimp

If Texas are anything like Southern Californians, they own a parka for when it drops below 60.

At least SoCal has mountains within a couple hours. Floridacels might as well huddle together to keep warm under 70.

Have you tried lighting your car on fire to help? It might provide you better value this way.

I also recommend this. Helpful reminder: gasses burn, not liquids!

You have to sticky your comments on your own stickies to get people to read them. Sad

You’re probably wondering, have I gone mad with power?

Of course I have. Have you ever gone mad without power? It’s boring, nobody listens to you.

ebic

Have you ever gone mad without power? It’s boring

Yes Lawlz I’m a Jersey-cel that lived through Sandy and had boats wash up a few blocks over from me.

Go outside and explore the wreckage that’s what I did.

Texans ain't even heard of a double quilt 😂

That's what you've been cultivating all that subcutaneous fat for, am I right?

Cope harder cowboy

Thought about just getting a job and your own apartment or something?

can you not read lol

relocate to my dad's house

I have my own place but the power was going in and out like crazy. I had no heat, food, or internet to do my job

your mom's place isn't your "own place"

my mom lives in Wisconsin actually

so?

yeah

Wow, a good lawlz post for once!

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Texas never gets to talk shit on California for the Enron rolling blackouts ever again.

Nope, I still will

Yeah I was gonna say the same. I will shit on Calipoornia how any and every reason, including those I make up out of thin air.

Definitely not jealous

Hell yeah bro, I don't need a reason ever

Lol everything is bigger in Texas doesn't apply to family trees they're going to keep doing it

Wow this lawlzpost sucks!

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Autojannie seems conflicted here.

I bet you wish you had my cold weather training

Lawlz, as weird as your obsession with cartoons is, I've gotta give you credit for the relevance of this Simpsons clip.

Yeah I’m honestly surprised it hasn’t been a meme this week, it’s relatable af lol

Most people don't have autistic savant-level memories for episodes.

This was from the movie actually

The movie was in 4:3 aspect ratio!?

No but this is some shitty YouTube rip

Yeah but a significant number of people have seen this episode of The Simpsons more than a dozen times through the virtue of simple reruns and syndication, back when those were words that applied to the media landscape.

It's not that peach fuzz of yours was going to keep you warm.

His pug might piss on his bed for him though

Masterlawls is a apex homosexual so like a middle aged womyn he will urinate on the dog first.

Nah dude take it from me they prefer it the other way.

The middle-aged f-slurs that is. I dunno about dogs.

Stay safe, Lawlz senpai!

LOVE YOU ❤️❤️❤️

Speak for yourself.

No bully, senpai... 🖤🖤🖤

Get a better hero, weeb.

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