Columbia professor: I do heroin regularly for ‘work-life balance’

1  2021-02-20 by ChapoDestroyer

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I do coke so I can work harder so I can earn more so I can do more coke.

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Why is that even a thing?.. 🤔

Did you have a white Christmas?

My jingle bells rocked.

I have to stop doing it honestly. Its ruined social events for my group

We're calling them columbia professors now?

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Doesn't everyone?

I can have a little heroin after work, as a treat.

...weed can have serious health effects: “Smoke a couple times a day and marijuana will knock off your memory. That is pretty certain,” Christian Hopfer, a professor of psychiatry at the University of Colorado School of Medicine, told The Post. “And there is no question that legalization has a normalizing effect on something that used to be against the law.”

Right, like how the UK Sexual Offences Act 1967 'normalised' homosexuality by legalising it. /s

dude weed lmao

Reddit comment

/s

Highly vaccinated leddit moment

normalised , legalising, /s

Average bong detected

It did normalize it and that's a good thing.

Take that “/s” back to SRD

Looks normal except for his disgustingly long fingernails

He's got druggie teeth too. Not bad but in couple of years they wil be brutal.

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I use the heroine on my anal bleach routine. More healthy.

Lmao junkie needs to trim those nails. Gross.

Those are for his cocaine. He can get 5 rails under them 10 nails.

Good spot. Wtf? He's got a pretty good aesthetic going otherwise.

Good for black history month I guess.

You guys are so boring.

Isn't this the guy that dunked bill O'Reilly?

“There aren’t many things in life that I enjoy more than a few lines by the fireplace at the end of the day,” he writes

Yeah not shit lol, you have a heroin addiction.

Dude is insane. He snorts bath salts once in a while too lol.

I still hate the New Boomer Post though. Look at these squares still trying to fear monger about weed in the same article.

This literally reads like an onion article

wasn't there some nasa scientist that did crack like every day or some shit too