From the beginning where she's cooking in all kinds of loose clothing to try to hide her fatness. Followed up by the waddle out to give dumbass advice to her elderly father instead of offering to help. Finally dad tells her curtains can catch fire and she is in awe of his knowledge. The parents look at each other for the 10000th time acknowledging their daughter is dumb as shit.
If there is one area in which I approve of hiring modeling thots, it's fed agency commercials. Think about it: if some Gisele Bündchen-ass looking bitch was carrying this, wouldn't you take it more seriously than some fatass Hispanic babushka? Forget Smokey the Bear; if some Taylor Swift clone was telling you "HEY, DON'T START FUCKING FOREST FIRES, MORON." wouldn't you shut up and listen? Not to mention the FDA...oh my God, we could pull any random girl from The Den in Hollywood to say that [t-word] fats won't make you look like her, it would double borderline anerexia in our dear Burgerstan. And it would be beautiful.
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I respect them more than the troops. Protecting the safety of US citizens shitposting on Twitter compared to the usual forever wars is a nice change of pace.
These are some "Hello, Fellow Kids" tier memes that were clearly generated by a normie trying to mimic the interwebs. Yet somehow instead of being cringeworthy they're absolutely hilarious.
This is amazing. I've always wondered what the chain of command is for federal government Twitter accounts. Apparently there is none at the CPSC, and they're now my second-favorite federal agency for it
Social media management in the public sector is a lot more of an afterthought compared to private sector.
You'd be surprised how many agencies leave their entire SM presence up to low-level customer service offices. A 'puter in the back office with the password to the agency FB on a sticky note isn't uncommon.
Just a guess and I follow them. Tweets from their account usually have low actual engagement compared to a lot of stuff so if you don’t have your account feed set on new you may not see them especially people with high follow counts. Retweeting themselves brings up the chance it’ll show on followers timelines.
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121 busslordlowkeybussin 2021-02-25
Almost had a yikes moment there.
43 EarlCampbellsMeat 2021-02-25
The video that goes with it is really good.
From the beginning where she's cooking in all kinds of loose clothing to try to hide her fatness. Followed up by the waddle out to give dumbass advice to her elderly father instead of offering to help. Finally dad tells her curtains can catch fire and she is in awe of his knowledge. The parents look at each other for the 10000th time acknowledging their daughter is dumb as shit.
23 JanetYellensFuckboy 2021-02-25
If there is one area in which I approve of hiring modeling thots, it's fed agency commercials. Think about it: if some Gisele Bündchen-ass looking bitch was carrying this, wouldn't you take it more seriously than some fatass Hispanic babushka? Forget Smokey the Bear; if some Taylor Swift clone was telling you "HEY, DON'T START FUCKING FOREST FIRES, MORON." wouldn't you shut up and listen? Not to mention the FDA...oh my God, we could pull any random girl from The Den in Hollywood to say that [t-word] fats won't make you look like her, it would double borderline anerexia in our dear Burgerstan. And it would be beautiful.
38 EarlCampbellsMeat 2021-02-25
No, I would not listen to women.
18 jubbergun 2021-02-25
This is the correct answer.
7 concernseven 2021-02-25
If they hired Nick Offerman to tell me the same things I would be a changed man within the hour
7 AntiLuke 2021-02-25
Even with his Nick Cage voice?
1 Leylinus 2021-02-25
Or any man younger than me.
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101 seenten 2021-02-25
Probably the most sane federal Twitter account tbh
81 A_McG 2021-02-25
I respect them more than the troops. Protecting the safety of US citizens shitposting on Twitter compared to the usual forever wars is a nice change of pace.
33 JanetYellensFuckboy 2021-02-25
We need to subsidize more shitposting
26 A_McG 2021-02-25
They already do, It's called disability checks!
16 ironicshitpostr 2021-02-25
Those subsidize furry porn commissions more tho
Shitposting is literally the game of presidents and billionaires
50 alphetaboss 2021-02-25
This is an amazing find.
47 Ravensthrowit 2021-02-25
I love the recall notice for the fucking Urban Outfitter wooden candle holder that catches on fire 😂
44 HodorTheDoorHolder__ 2021-02-25
A federal employee (likely college educated) is being paid to make memes.
26 jubbergun 2021-02-25
These are some "Hello, Fellow Kids" tier memes that were clearly generated by a normie trying to mimic the interwebs. Yet somehow instead of being cringeworthy they're absolutely hilarious.
39 Protista_of_Peace 2021-02-25
If my job was telling r slurs how not to burn themselves when they’re cooking I might go slowly insane too.
31 JanetYellensFuckboy 2021-02-25
This is amazing. I've always wondered what the chain of command is for federal government Twitter accounts. Apparently there is none at the CPSC, and they're now my second-favorite federal agency for it
19 pewkiemuffinboo 2021-02-25
Social media management in the public sector is a lot more of an afterthought compared to private sector.
You'd be surprised how many agencies leave their entire SM presence up to low-level customer service offices. A 'puter in the back office with the password to the agency FB on a sticky note isn't uncommon.
3 AwanBros 2021-02-25
NSA # 💯 🤔
18 MinerHornet 2021-02-25
This is really wholesome and you can't change my mind.
14 lickedTators 2021-02-25
Why do they retweet themselves so damn much
19 JanetYellensFuckboy 2021-02-25
To be fair, their original tweets are better than like 99% of Twitter.
6 lickedTators 2021-02-25
Oh definitely, I love the tweets, just annoying to scroll through them.
15 JanetYellensFuckboy 2021-02-25
If you tweeted them this, there's a strong chance they'd listen. Because they're doing jack shit with their career otherwise
3 loli_esports 2021-02-25
If you follow them you can turn off retweets
5 McFluff_TheCrimeCat 2021-02-25
Just a guess and I follow them. Tweets from their account usually have low actual engagement compared to a lot of stuff so if you don’t have your account feed set on new you may not see them especially people with high follow counts. Retweeting themselves brings up the chance it’ll show on followers timelines.
10 Coonass_alt 2021-02-25
lmao wtf
30 UnheardIdentity 2021-02-25
Shit tier link https://twitter.com/USCPSC/status/1363238143105859585?s=20
7 HP_civ 2021-02-25
https://twitter.com/USCPSC/status/1359891200367591426
10 DeficientRat 2021-02-25
Damn that’s tight inshallah
5 -M-o-X- 2021-02-25
https://twitter.com/USCPSC/status/1365058125695451141
this is incredible
4 ArachnoLibrarian 2021-02-25
See also https://archiveofourown.org/tags/US%20Consumer%20Product%20Safety%20Commission%20(Twitter)/works
3 Pepperglue 2021-02-25
I wonder how long would it takes for every official accounts in this world to embrace the meme economy.
3 Can_The_SRDine 2021-02-25
Someone actually designed this photo, lol
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