Queen shit đź‘‘

1  2021-03-09 by WeirdDeal

33 comments

Let my translate:

-this is news to us
-they are making đź’© up.
-we don’t air our dirty laundry unlike you.
-you will be kept at arms length now.

“Some recollections may vary”. Is that Queens speech for “that didnae happen” and “they’re talking shite”. The private chat amongst the family will be running them down to the gutter as they sip tea and have a custard cream biscuit.

My ancestors did not risk life and limb coming over here on rickety-ass wooden boats to get away from crownshit just so that their descendants could oooh and aaah over a family so inbred that they make family trees in Appalachia look lush and green

Your mom is your sister aunt.

Meghan has been playing the race card with the media since day 1 of her marriage. That woman has been nothing but trouble ever since.

The Royal Family should have cut Harry off as soon as he was dating that woman.

They should have dropped him off somewhere the moment he came out looking like his mom's side piece.

As soon as their engagement was announced you could see people foaming at the mouth waiting to call anything remotely critical of her racist. It's really nobodies fault but her own for being so caught up in the idea of marrying a prince, that she never considered the reality.

The whole point of that family is to keep your head down and stick to the script. If you can't do that or want any modicum of independence, find another pussy-blinded rich man.

Booohooo I married a prince who's uncle is a pedo and wow I can't believe a rich kid who has never struggled or wants for anything and gets paid to show his face is an absolute self-obsessed asshole. Wow it's so surprising and she plays no part in being a dumb ho who just wanted to be married to a prince.

I can't believe the media would be so mean!

Like, motherfucker have you met the media?

I blame disney. Every girl wants to be a princess and by the grace of god if my daughter utters such a wish I'll give her a 500 page study for her world aids day symposium and delegate suppressing a rebellion on our eastern frontier.

I fear from my only child niece who has insta thot signs and I swear to god I will ground her myself. I told my sister to have another one to avoid this and something something pregnancy is awful you have one something something. lol

Get her pregnant yourself

^ chad move

ew gussy

Just lie back and think of the massive inheritance you’ll get for spawning heirs

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What’s her @

lol she's 5, so I think she's more Darqwolf material at this point.

she's a single mom isn't she?

haha no. My sis and her hubby will be married forever, but I think they've been married now for like 12 years.

Oh,well tell her she's a quitter then. I assumed she didnt have a man to help and give footrubs,but she's got no excuse.

What are the insta-thot signs,tell us?

my daughter

hits pipe

To be honest, is there anything more cucked than creaming a gussy and then actually staying to see what grows there?

I blame disney.

Disney is not so bad, they made Harry publicly simp for a role for his wife.

https://youtu.be/KESlc7udjNc

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Will they welcome Harry back to the palace after he gets fed up with Meghan's nonsense? I think Her Majesty is petty enough to move him ahead of Charles in succession if he divorces her just to rub it in her face.

Is he trying to get the older bro canceled so they can claim his spot?

I honestly think he’s more going after his dad

the lines at the NHS are shorter than the line to personally shoot Prince Charles

I doubt that will work. Most people think that guy is a prince among men.

Well he literally is, even though he's balding. 🤢

Literally just the Kardashians but uglier